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Why? I mean, why?
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A. She wants her for herself.
B. She wants him for herself.
C. She isn't a friend.
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D. All of the above.
F. None of the above.
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take a look in the mirror. that may have been your cock block.
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1.) Female knows the other woman is not interested in you so she's saving your fe elings.
2.) Female wants you herself
3.) Female is a total bitch
4.) Female knows that other woman is trouble
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Like you have any friends
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Good name for adult themed Legos
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Who wrote: Fri Jun 11, 2021 8:28 pm Like you have any friends
Would have been true 10 years ago.

Now I red card bitches the first time they choose pettiness and drama over authenticity.

I drop turd friends like you you drop turd gumdrops when you cough. Frequently and without much adieu
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disco.moon wrote: Thu Jun 17, 2021 5:22 pm Oh good, you updated the thread. 😑
Long and short. Girl I knew from distant past, ran into randomly school Acquaintance. She has caughtsome of my significantly older and more retarded married friends doing coke in the women's bathroom. Came to tell us no big deal sorry to interrupt. I'm like Kara?

Buy her a few drinks, catch up. Meet her "not boyfriend". Shes up on me all night. I'm not stepping on toes and actively talking to someone else daily so I withdraw.

But now some really cute girl (22-25ish) who was her hot mess ugly best friends DD was really chatting with me. A lot Reached out and held my hand a bunch of times.

I can read energy, she was having fun. Asked if she wanted me to touch her back (this me too shit gone too far,but asking for consent isn't hard and sets the rules clearly). Shes all "of course". We hang for an hour and this 44 year old woman Kara gives me the daggers the whole time from across the bar

When this lovely young woman asks if SHE can give ME her number, this cunt runs over and is like "omg, you are being so creepy. She could be your daughter".

While I've gotten to the point that I don't give a fuck about anyones negative thoughts on me, I legit feel REALLY bad for this poor and momentarily confident woman who was now just publicly shamed for writing her number down for me.

Dick move. I was pissed on her behalf. Cunt probably diminished that lovely girls spirit and made her feel ashamed for having a bold moment. Which she was having.


Unless she was just handing me her rates and room number... 🤔. Nah......
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Probably exactly why she said then, she thinks age differences are icky.

Should have told her to go fuck herself and let the young lady fuck daddy.
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