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disco.moon wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 7:58 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 6:47 pm Speaking of skittish creatures, I wonder if when her bf makes love to her, dm doesn't look at the curtains to see if anyone is looking.
WTF?? Please don't wonder about my BF making love to me. FFS. I've been online for many years and that's one of the single most creepy things I've read.

Give him time I'm sure he can outdo himself
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birds can be pretty interesting. i remember mowing pastures and seeing birds running through the grass acting like they had a broken wing. turning circles trying to get my attention. Its there way to steer someone away from a nest. A few weeks ago, I was on a tractor mowing some acreage and these little swallow type birds, maybe starlings, were just dive bombing the area that i was mowing. I have no idea what they were after. There were a ton of grass hoppers, so maybe that's what they were after. It was kind of eerie how many there were and they were only diving in and around where i was cutting grass. I always get the hawks attention cutting that high grass out on large acreages. They sit in the trees and wait for field mice to go running for cover. They are well trained to come to a tractor and sit up high in the trees.
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disco.moon wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 7:58 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 6:47 pm Speaking of skittish creatures, I wonder if when her bf makes love to her, dm doesn't look at the curtains to see if anyone is looking.
WTF?? Please don't wonder about my BF making love to me. FFS. I've been online for many years and that's one of the single most creepy things I've read.
:lol: Really? I think you really need to go back and read some comments from others to you in the past. Methinks you wouldn't be targeting me so much.
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Animal wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 8:09 pm birds can be pretty interesting. i remember mowing pastures and seeing birds running through the grass acting like they had a broken wing. turning circles trying to get my attention. Its there way to steer someone away from a nest. A few weeks ago, I was on a tractor mowing some acreage and these little swallow type birds, maybe starlings, were just dive bombing the area that i was mowing. I have no idea what they were after. There were a ton of grass hoppers, so maybe that's what they were after. It was kind of eerie how many there were and they were only diving in and around where i was cutting grass. I always get the hawks attention cutting that high grass out on large acreages. They sit in the trees and wait for field mice to go running for cover. They are well trained to come to a tractor and sit up high in the trees.
They are definitely smart and fascinating.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 8:14 pm
disco.moon wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 7:58 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 6:47 pm Speaking of skittish creatures, I wonder if when her bf makes love to her, dm doesn't look at the curtains to see if anyone is looking.
WTF?? Please don't wonder about my BF making love to me. FFS. I've been online for many years and that's one of the single most creepy things I've read.
:lol: Really? I think you really need to go back and read some comments from others to you in the past. Methinks you wouldn't be targeting me so much.
There is a big difference between joking around, complimenting, flirting, etc. and your comment. If you can’t see the difference, maybe Hawk or someone should give you a vacation.
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disco.moon wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 7:58 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 6:47 pm Speaking of skittish creatures, I wonder if when her bf makes love to her, dm doesn't look at the curtains to see if anyone is looking.
WTF?? Please don't wonder about my BF making love to me. FFS. I've been online for many years and that's one of the single most creepy things I've read.
I want to totally apologize for my post. I did not mean to offend/ creep you.
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Looks like the Texas twat got a PM from a mod.
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Animal wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 8:09 pm birds can be pretty interesting. i remember mowing pastures and seeing birds running through the grass acting like they had a broken wing. turning circles trying to get my attention. Its there way to steer someone away from a nest. A few weeks ago, I was on a tractor mowing some acreage and these little swallow type birds, maybe starlings, were just dive bombing the area that i was mowing. I have no idea what they were after. There were a ton of grass hoppers, so maybe that's what they were after. It was kind of eerie how many there were and they were only diving in and around where i was cutting grass. I always get the hawks attention cutting that high grass out on large acreages. They sit in the trees and wait for field mice to go running for cover. They are well trained to come to a tractor and sit up high in the trees.
I had to look up the "broken wing" trick. Never seen that.
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disco.moon wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 9:54 pm4 PAGES!!1
I'm disappointed. My "fanboys" are slacking big time.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 10:00 pm
disco.moon wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 9:54 pm4 PAGES!!1
I'm disappointed. My "fanboys" are slacking big time.


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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 10:00 pm
disco.moon wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 9:54 pm4 PAGES!!1
I'm disappointed. My "fanboys" are slacking big time.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to save a thread as stupid as one of yours?
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 10:16 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 10:00 pm
disco.moon wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 9:54 pm4 PAGES!!1
I'm disappointed. My "fanboys" are slacking big time.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to save a thread as stupid as one of yours?
Says the retard that actually produces maybe a handful of threads a year tops to contribute to this Forum. I'm thinking you are too stupid to even notice the irony.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 11:00 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 10:16 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 10:00 pm
disco.moon wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 9:54 pm4 PAGES!!1
I'm disappointed. My "fanboys" are slacking big time.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to save a thread as stupid as one of yours?
Says the retard that actually produces maybe a handful of threads a year tops to contribute to this Forum. I'm thinking you are too stupid to even notice the irony.
Soooo... are you saying I should be more like you and start stupid threads for no reason?
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:lol: :lol: You have to give "Oral" some credit. Like a DumbFuck brainless retard, keeps plowing ahead, Damn the facts. I had no idea contributing to the overall Forum involved so much thought. :lol:
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It's UJR, Dumbfuck. Not the Smithsonian. :lol:
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 11:22 pm It's You Gee Are, Dumbfuck. Not the Smithsonian. :lol:
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This man knows no bottom..
































Except when he's with a top.
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CaptQuint wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 11:44 pm This man knows no bottom..
































Except when he's with a top.
Hey, Man. Just waiting, along with all UJR's with bated breath to see these "great" thread ideas ORD has stored up over the years just waiting to unleash on the Forum.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 11:57 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 11:44 pm This man knows no bottom..































Except when he's with a top.
Hey, Man. Just waiting, along with all UJR's with bated breath to see these "great" thread ideas ORD has stored up over the years just waiting to unleash on the Forum.

Keep waiting retard, not like you have anything better to do.
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CaptQuint wrote: Tue Jul 20, 2021 12:00 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 11:57 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 11:44 pm This man knows no bottom..































Except when he's with a top.
Hey, Man. Just waiting, along with all UJR's with bated breath to see these "great" thread ideas ORD has stored up over the years just waiting to unleash on the Forum.

Keep waiting retard, not like you have anything better to do.
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