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Re: deathproof must be taking a long walk

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disco.moon wrote: ↑Tue Jul 20, 2021 11:25 pm
peterosehaircut wrote: ↑Tue Jul 20, 2021 11:07 pm
disco.moon wrote: ↑Tue Jul 20, 2021 10:06 pm πŸ€”

Deathproof wrote: ↑Sat Jul 04, 2020 3:37 am
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Sat Jul 04, 2020 3:28 amDisco.
Not even remotely, but it is from before my time. I joined the old UJ in 2008.
Well he did mention that he ran into buttunit somewhere in Chicago. So he was familiar enough with the old uj to know about her.
I didn't believe that either. If one had run into another ujer in real life a pic would have been taken. And he just HAPPENS to run into her? So she would have known him? Nahhhhh.
Well if he was a kinda famous rock star who didn't want to get canceled, I get the no picture thing.
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Animal wrote: ↑Tue Jul 20, 2021 8:30 pm I bought it. I think he was who he said he was.
Actually had a lengthy pm with him last year. There actually was a reason for his secrecy. He wasn't worried about himself but his band mates being associated with any social media site that could hurt their careers should some press start looking
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Jul 21, 2021 2:41 am
Animal wrote: ↑Tue Jul 20, 2021 8:30 pm I bought it. I think he was who he said he was.
Actually had a lengthy pm with him last year. There actually was a reason for his secrecy. He wasn't worried about himself but his band mates being associated with any social media site that could hurt their careers should some press start looking
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Jul 20, 2021 2:23 am Everybody have a great week. See you next weekend.
That was a short week. :lol:
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Mar 30, 2021 2:00 am You both fucked up. You trusted me.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Jul 21, 2021 2:41 am
Animal wrote: ↑Tue Jul 20, 2021 8:30 pm I bought it. I think he was who he said he was.
Actually had a lengthy pm with him last year. There actually was a reason for his secrecy. He wasn't worried about himself but his band mates being associated with any social media site that could hurt their careers should some press start looking
Was this before or after you plead to be his tambourinist?
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Geist wrote: ↑Wed Jul 21, 2021 2:45 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Jul 21, 2021 2:41 am
Animal wrote: ↑Tue Jul 20, 2021 8:30 pm I bought it. I think he was who he said he was.
Actually had a lengthy pm with him last year. There actually was a reason for his secrecy. He wasn't worried about himself but his band mates being associated with any social media site that could hurt their careers should some press start looking
Was this before or after you plead to be his tambourinist?
:lol: The pay was lousy.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Jul 21, 2021 2:45 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Jul 21, 2021 2:41 am
Animal wrote: ↑Tue Jul 20, 2021 8:30 pm I bought it. I think he was who he said he was.
Actually had a lengthy pm with him last year. There actually was a reason for his secrecy. He wasn't worried about himself but his band mates being associated with any social media site that could hurt their careers should some press start looking
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Jul 20, 2021 2:23 am Everybody have a great week. See you next weekend.

That was a short week. :lol:



Well he saw an opportunity to lie about something stupid and impossible to prove.
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Ok, enough with German chick, pick apart cheerleader, and roast those pics
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Smok44 wrote: ↑Wed Jul 21, 2021 4:11 am
Blast wrote: ↑Wed Jul 21, 2021 3:44 am Ok, enough with German chick, pick apart cheerleader, and roast those pics
Sorry fat boy you don't make the rules
I'd threaten to cut your balls off but I heard you lost them decades ago in a fortunate (for the world) vacuum accident.

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Animal wrote: ↑Tue Jul 20, 2021 10:19 pm Well, that looks like it.

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Burn1dwn wrote: ↑Wed Jul 21, 2021 12:09 am I am not a detective but I did watch Don't fuck with cats on Netflix. DP said it was a closet door in the thread he posted the photos in.

Also, this picture looks a little suspect. Is this what alleys look like in Chicago? Is that common roofing material in the midwest? What do those letters say to the right of her head?
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I believe the sign says Remondis which is a global waste management and recycling company with many locations in Germany.
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On the topic of using a vacuum cleaner as a sex toy...can someone post the clip from scary movie where Doofy is cleaning his room and comes to answer his phone call wearing his underwear while "sporting a woody" and says "I told you not to disturb me while I'm cleaning my room" (or what ever).
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Re: deathproof must be taking a long walk

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disco.moon wrote: ↑Wed Jul 21, 2021 10:52 am
peterosehaircut wrote: ↑Wed Jul 21, 2021 2:40 am
disco.moon wrote: ↑Tue Jul 20, 2021 11:25 pm
peterosehaircut wrote: ↑Tue Jul 20, 2021 11:07 pm
disco.moon wrote: ↑Tue Jul 20, 2021 10:06 pm πŸ€”

Deathproof wrote: ↑Sat Jul 04, 2020 3:37 am

Not even remotely, but it is from before my time. I joined the old UJ in 2008.
Well he did mention that he ran into buttunit somewhere in Chicago. So he was familiar enough with the old uj to know about her.
I didn't believe that either. If one had run into another ujer in real life a pic would have been taken. And he just HAPPENS to run into her? So she would have known him? Nahhhhh.
Well if he was a kinda famous rock star who didn't want to get canceled, I get the no picture thing.
Maybe it was at one of his rock concerts. Idk, I still don't buy it. Just bumping into a UJer in a huge metropolis. But then again, I'm a cynic.
Could have been a case of mistaken identity. All of those Messicans look alike. 😁
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disco.moon wrote: ↑Wed Jul 21, 2021 1:44 pm
Whackov wrote: ↑Wed Jul 21, 2021 1:38 pm
Could have been a case of mistaken identity. All of those Messicans look alike. 😁
She was an adorable little boy. But on the real, can you imagine how freaky it would be to hear your screen name and someone say that know you from here?! I would fucking fall out :lol: However, it's not like my face is seen much.
That happened to me, a couple came into the Brick and recognized me from the Paint a Hawkfan thread. We chatted for a bit, it was pretty cool. I do not remember his user name though. Mr and Mrs Ack came to the Brick once as well, but we missed seeing each other.
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disco.moon wrote: ↑Wed Jul 21, 2021 10:54 am And for real fellas, those pictures were not taken in America. I know how bad some of y'all want to believe, but people do tend to bend the truth online.
Bend?
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disco.moon wrote: ↑Wed Jul 21, 2021 1:44 pm
Whackov wrote: ↑Wed Jul 21, 2021 1:38 pm
Could have been a case of mistaken identity. All of those Messicans look alike. 😁
She was an adorable little boy. But on the real, can you imagine how freaky it would be to hear your screen name and someone say that know you from here?! I would fucking fall out :lol: However, it's not like my face is seen much.
You have a face? I never noticed.
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I'm pretty sure that if I bumped into DM irl I would recognize her.
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i aint reading all this stuff...but didn't he disappear when fsf disappeared?
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pork wrote: ↑Wed Jul 21, 2021 4:44 pm i aint reading all this stuff...but didn't he disappear when fsf disappeared?
No we've pretty much determined that you ran him
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I thought we determined pork had him out to his lake house for some guitar lessons and blow jobs.
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disco.moon wrote: ↑Wed Jul 21, 2021 5:00 pm
peterosehaircut wrote: ↑Wed Jul 21, 2021 4:14 pm I'm pretty sure that if I bumped into DM irl I would recognize her.
You didn't the other day 😰
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The only thing fun about necro were the photos he posted of his gorgeous wife.
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hawkfan8812 wrote: ↑Wed Jul 21, 2021 7:46 pm The only thing fun about necro were the photos he posted of his gorgeous wife.
Ah, the man of the house
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hawkfan8812 wrote: ↑Wed Jul 21, 2021 5:00 pm I thought we determined pork had him out to his lake house for some guitar lessons and blow jobs.
yep he brought blow jobs with him.
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peterosehaircut wrote: ↑Wed Jul 21, 2021 4:58 pm
pork wrote: ↑Wed Jul 21, 2021 4:44 pm i aint reading all this stuff...but didn't he disappear when fsf disappeared?
No we've pretty much determined that you ran him
i can live with that
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