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Hey gardeners

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Anyone grown crocuses before? Tips needed, TIA
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Wear a slip under your dress.
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Theyre not a flower I purposely grow but I do have several bunches that appear every spring in front of the house under a giant tree; that leads me to believe they prefer partial sun. I dont do anything to or for them they just come back. Theyre really cool looking flowers and you'll enjoy them for the couple of weeks theyre in bloom. A bonus feature is that rabbits dont seem to like them so you wont have to worry about fucking rabbits eating them up.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Jul 21, 2021 8:19 pm Theyre not a flower I purposely grow but I do have several bunches that appear every spring in front of the house under a giant tree; that leads me to believe they prefer partial sun. I dont do anything to or for them they just come back. Theyre really cool looking flowers and you'll enjoy them for the couple of weeks theyre in bloom. A bonus feature is that rabbits dont seem to like them so you wont have to worry about fucking rabbits eating them up.
What's the soil like there?
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Jul 21, 2021 8:30 pm Wait, people grow those on purpose? They pop up in my yard every spring sporadically and then the deers eat them all.
Gonna start a small patch of the saffron yielding variety to see if it's worth growing here
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Jul 21, 2021 10:20 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Jul 21, 2021 8:24 pm Image
Ew its all blue and yellow.
It is bruised from being pounded
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