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Re: Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first

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"Size doesn't matter" is a fairytale invented by a man with a small dick and perpetuated by the wives and girlfriends of men with small dicks.

A larger dick is simply more stimulating in terms of pressure.. or at least that's what all my gfs have said in one way or another.. they seem to prefer thickness over pure length but ive dated a few that say they love feeling the depth as well..
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JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:16 pm "Size doesn't matter" is a fairytale invented by a man with a small dick and perpetuated by the wives and girlfriends of men with small dicks.

A larger dick is simply more stimulating in terms of pressure.. or at least that's what all my gfs have said in one way or another.. they seem to prefer thickness over pure length but ive dated a few that say they love feeling the depth as well..
Sure, dude... but what are your boyfriend's thoughts on the matter?
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:29 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:16 pm "Size doesn't matter" is a fairytale invented by a man with a small dick and perpetuated by the wives and girlfriends of men with small dicks.

A larger dick is simply more stimulating in terms of pressure.. or at least that's what all my gfs have said in one way or another.. they seem to prefer thickness over pure length but ive dated a few that say they love feeling the depth as well..
Sure, dude... but what are your boyfriend's thoughts on the matter?
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:29 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:16 pm "Size doesn't matter" is a fairytale invented by a man with a small dick and perpetuated by the wives and girlfriends of men with small dicks.

A larger dick is simply more stimulating in terms of pressure.. or at least that's what all my gfs have said in one way or another.. they seem to prefer thickness over pure length but ive dated a few that say they love feeling the depth as well..
Sure, dude... but what are your boyfriend's thoughts on the matter?
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JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:01 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:29 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:16 pm "Size doesn't matter" is a fairytale invented by a man with a small dick and perpetuated by the wives and girlfriends of men with small dicks.

A larger dick is simply more stimulating in terms of pressure.. or at least that's what all my gfs have said in one way or another.. they seem to prefer thickness over pure length but ive dated a few that say they love feeling the depth as well..
Sure, dude... but what are your boyfriend's thoughts on the matter?
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You guys got the wrong idea here. Regardless of how tiny your dicks are, that doesn't mean you're entirely useless to a woman.. I mean, you can always give head, buy a strap-on, or try an enlargement procedure..

Then again, most of you are old AF so you should just hang it up before you hurt yourselves.
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JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:21 am You guys got the wrong idea here. Regardless of how tiny your dicks are, that doesn't mean you're entirely useless to a woman.. I mean, you can always give head, buy a strap-on, or try an enlargement procedure..

Then again, most of you are old AF so you should just hang it up before you hurt yourselves.
Do you own a REALLY big tricked out pickup truck?
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We can start a post your penis thread to settle this
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:34 am
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:21 am You guys got the wrong idea here. Regardless of how tiny your dicks are, that doesn't mean you're entirely useless to a woman.. I mean, you can always give head, buy a strap-on, or try an enlargement procedure..

Then again, most of you are old AF so you should just hang it up before you hurt yourselves.
Do you own a REALLY big tricked out pickup truck?
This is my car.. it's a 2000 Honda Insight. I paid $1500 for it in December and I'm currently averaging 74mpg.

Nuff said. 😎

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Have you heard of head and shoulders?
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JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 2:10 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:34 am
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:21 am You guys got the wrong idea here. Regardless of how tiny your dicks are, that doesn't mean you're entirely useless to a woman.. I mean, you can always give head, buy a strap-on, or try an enlargement procedure..

Then again, most of you are old AF so you should just hang it up before you hurt yourselves.
Do you own a REALLY big tricked out pickup truck?
This is my car.. it's a 2000 Honda Insight. I paid $1500 for it in December and I'm currently averaging 74mpg.

Nuff said. 😎

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Geist , forget something with the excitement of the manicotti?
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HighNDry wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 3:02 am
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 2:10 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:34 am
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:21 am You guys got the wrong idea here. Regardless of how tiny your dicks are, that doesn't mean you're entirely useless to a woman.. I mean, you can always give head, buy a strap-on, or try an enlargement procedure..

Then again, most of you are old AF so you should just hang it up before you hurt yourselves.
Do you own a REALLY big tricked out pickup truck?
This is my car.. it's a 2000 Honda Insight. I paid $1500 for it in December and I'm currently averaging 74mpg.

Nuff said. 😎

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Christ, your penis must be 2 feet long.
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John Gotti says that's a Finocchio car
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CaptQuint wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:02 pm John Gotti says that's a Finocchio car
John Gotti says, "you have a fine car there."

:lol:
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CaptQuint wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:20 pm Image
Hey that kinda looks like my old Av.. which was me incidentally. No clue what happened to it.
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JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:18 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:02 pm John Gotti says that's a Finocchio car
John Gotti says, "you have a fine car there."

:lol:
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Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:57 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:16 pm "Size doesn't matter" is a fairytale invented by a man with a small dick and perpetuated by the wives and girlfriends of men with small dicks.

A larger dick is simply more stimulating in terms of pressure.. or at least that's what all my gfs have said in one way or another.. they seem to prefer thickness over pure length but ive dated a few that say they love feeling the depth as well..
Uh no? How about different people like different things. I hate big dick
what is your definition of "big dick?"

I seem to recall you oooing and aaaaaaaing over Mav's supposed "meat sword" years ago... or was that an act?
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Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 3:55 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 1:05 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:57 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:16 pm "Size doesn't matter" is a fairytale invented by a man with a small dick and perpetuated by the wives and girlfriends of men with small dicks.

A larger dick is simply more stimulating in terms of pressure.. or at least that's what all my gfs have said in one way or another.. they seem to prefer thickness over pure length but ive dated a few that say they love feeling the depth as well..
Uh no? How about different people like different things. I hate big dick
what is your definition of "big dick?"

I seem to recall you oooing and aaaaaaaing over Mav's supposed "meat sword" years ago... or was that an act?
Is a woman not supposed to talk her guy up? For me personally a nice 5".
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Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 3:55 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 1:05 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:57 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:16 pm "Size doesn't matter" is a fairytale invented by a man with a small dick and perpetuated by the wives and girlfriends of men with small dicks.

A larger dick is simply more stimulating in terms of pressure.. or at least that's what all my gfs have said in one way or another.. they seem to prefer thickness over pure length but ive dated a few that say they love feeling the depth as well..
Uh no? How about different people like different things. I hate big dick
what is your definition of "big dick?"

I seem to recall you oooing and aaaaaaaing over Mav's supposed "meat sword" years ago... or was that an act?
Is a woman not supposed to talk her guy up? For me personally a nice 5".
Well.. sure I guess.. but 5" isn't even really a dagger, let alone a sword.. more like a pocket knife.
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i would like to nominate jack rabbit slim to be the captain of the penis authority committee.



and i would also like to nominate Evvan to be captain of the honest women on the internet for a change committee. thanks.
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Seconded, also nominate Who and Geist to the cock committee
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CaptQuint wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 4:14 pm Seconded, also nominate Who and Geist to the cock committee
geist already volunteered to handle the penis measuring duties.
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Flumper wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 4:16 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 4:14 pm Seconded, also nominate Who and Geist to the cock committee
geist already volunteered to handle the penis measuring duties.
Who will be upset, but Geist has better vision
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