Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first
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Re: Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first
"Size doesn't matter" is a fairytale invented by a man with a small dick and perpetuated by the wives and girlfriends of men with small dicks.
A larger dick is simply more stimulating in terms of pressure.. or at least that's what all my gfs have said in one way or another.. they seem to prefer thickness over pure length but ive dated a few that say they love feeling the depth as well..
A larger dick is simply more stimulating in terms of pressure.. or at least that's what all my gfs have said in one way or another.. they seem to prefer thickness over pure length but ive dated a few that say they love feeling the depth as well..
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Re: Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first
Sure, dude... but what are your boyfriend's thoughts on the matter?JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:16 pm "Size doesn't matter" is a fairytale invented by a man with a small dick and perpetuated by the wives and girlfriends of men with small dicks.
A larger dick is simply more stimulating in terms of pressure.. or at least that's what all my gfs have said in one way or another.. they seem to prefer thickness over pure length but ive dated a few that say they love feeling the depth as well..
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Re: Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first
I think we should hear from the sister.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:29 pmSure, dude... but what are your boyfriend's thoughts on the matter?JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:16 pm "Size doesn't matter" is a fairytale invented by a man with a small dick and perpetuated by the wives and girlfriends of men with small dicks.
A larger dick is simply more stimulating in terms of pressure.. or at least that's what all my gfs have said in one way or another.. they seem to prefer thickness over pure length but ive dated a few that say they love feeling the depth as well..
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Derp derpReservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:29 pmSure, dude... but what are your boyfriend's thoughts on the matter?JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:16 pm "Size doesn't matter" is a fairytale invented by a man with a small dick and perpetuated by the wives and girlfriends of men with small dicks.
A larger dick is simply more stimulating in terms of pressure.. or at least that's what all my gfs have said in one way or another.. they seem to prefer thickness over pure length but ive dated a few that say they love feeling the depth as well..
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Re: Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first
Thought you had higher standards than to let a guy that says derp bone you.JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:01 amDerp derpReservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:29 pmSure, dude... but what are your boyfriend's thoughts on the matter?JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:16 pm "Size doesn't matter" is a fairytale invented by a man with a small dick and perpetuated by the wives and girlfriends of men with small dicks.
A larger dick is simply more stimulating in terms of pressure.. or at least that's what all my gfs have said in one way or another.. they seem to prefer thickness over pure length but ive dated a few that say they love feeling the depth as well..
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
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You guys got the wrong idea here. Regardless of how tiny your dicks are, that doesn't mean you're entirely useless to a woman.. I mean, you can always give head, buy a strap-on, or try an enlargement procedure..
Then again, most of you are old AF so you should just hang it up before you hurt yourselves.
Then again, most of you are old AF so you should just hang it up before you hurt yourselves.
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Do you own a REALLY big tricked out pickup truck?JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:21 am You guys got the wrong idea here. Regardless of how tiny your dicks are, that doesn't mean you're entirely useless to a woman.. I mean, you can always give head, buy a strap-on, or try an enlargement procedure..
Then again, most of you are old AF so you should just hang it up before you hurt yourselves.
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Re: Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first
We can start a post your penis thread to settle this
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This is my car.. it's a 2000 Honda Insight. I paid $1500 for it in December and I'm currently averaging 74mpg.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:34 amDo you own a REALLY big tricked out pickup truck?JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:21 am You guys got the wrong idea here. Regardless of how tiny your dicks are, that doesn't mean you're entirely useless to a woman.. I mean, you can always give head, buy a strap-on, or try an enlargement procedure..
Then again, most of you are old AF so you should just hang it up before you hurt yourselves.
Nuff said.
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Re: Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first
Have you heard of head and shoulders?
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Re: Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first
Christ, your penis must be 2 feet long.JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 2:10 amThis is my car.. it's a 2000 Honda Insight. I paid $1500 for it in December and I'm currently averaging 74mpg.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:34 amDo you own a REALLY big tricked out pickup truck?JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:21 am You guys got the wrong idea here. Regardless of how tiny your dicks are, that doesn't mean you're entirely useless to a woman.. I mean, you can always give head, buy a strap-on, or try an enlargement procedure..
Then again, most of you are old AF so you should just hang it up before you hurt yourselves.
Nuff said.
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Re: Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first
Geist , forget something with the excitement of the manicotti?
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Re: Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first
LolHighNDry wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 3:02 amChrist, your penis must be 2 feet long.JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 2:10 amThis is my car.. it's a 2000 Honda Insight. I paid $1500 for it in December and I'm currently averaging 74mpg.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:34 amDo you own a REALLY big tricked out pickup truck?JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:21 am You guys got the wrong idea here. Regardless of how tiny your dicks are, that doesn't mean you're entirely useless to a woman.. I mean, you can always give head, buy a strap-on, or try an enlargement procedure..
Then again, most of you are old AF so you should just hang it up before you hurt yourselves.
Nuff said.
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Re: Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first
John Gotti says that's a Finocchio car
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Re: Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first
John Gotti says, "you have a fine car there."
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Re: Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first
Hey that kinda looks like my old Av.. which was me incidentally. No clue what happened to it.
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Re: Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first
what is your definition of "big dick?"Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:57 pmUh no? How about different people like different things. I hate big dickJackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:16 pm "Size doesn't matter" is a fairytale invented by a man with a small dick and perpetuated by the wives and girlfriends of men with small dicks.
A larger dick is simply more stimulating in terms of pressure.. or at least that's what all my gfs have said in one way or another.. they seem to prefer thickness over pure length but ive dated a few that say they love feeling the depth as well..
I seem to recall you oooing and aaaaaaaing over Mav's supposed "meat sword" years ago... or was that an act?
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Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 3:55 pmIs a woman not supposed to talk her guy up? For me personally a nice 5".JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 1:05 pmwhat is your definition of "big dick?"Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:57 pmUh no? How about different people like different things. I hate big dickJackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:16 pm "Size doesn't matter" is a fairytale invented by a man with a small dick and perpetuated by the wives and girlfriends of men with small dicks.
A larger dick is simply more stimulating in terms of pressure.. or at least that's what all my gfs have said in one way or another.. they seem to prefer thickness over pure length but ive dated a few that say they love feeling the depth as well..
I seem to recall you oooing and aaaaaaaing over Mav's supposed "meat sword" years ago... or was that an act?
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Well.. sure I guess.. but 5" isn't even really a dagger, let alone a sword.. more like a pocket knife.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 3:55 pmIs a woman not supposed to talk her guy up? For me personally a nice 5".JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 1:05 pmwhat is your definition of "big dick?"Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:57 pmUh no? How about different people like different things. I hate big dickJackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:16 pm "Size doesn't matter" is a fairytale invented by a man with a small dick and perpetuated by the wives and girlfriends of men with small dicks.
A larger dick is simply more stimulating in terms of pressure.. or at least that's what all my gfs have said in one way or another.. they seem to prefer thickness over pure length but ive dated a few that say they love feeling the depth as well..
I seem to recall you oooing and aaaaaaaing over Mav's supposed "meat sword" years ago... or was that an act?
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Re: Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first
i would like to nominate jack rabbit slim to be the captain of the penis authority committee.
and i would also like to nominate Evvan to be captain of the honest women on the internet for a change committee. thanks.
and i would also like to nominate Evvan to be captain of the honest women on the internet for a change committee. thanks.
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Re: Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first
Seconded, also nominate Who and Geist to the cock committee
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Re: Hey Geist has Fingerpaint gone back to her first
Who will be upset, but Geist has better vision
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