Dick pic thread at a sausage fest

[David Attenborough]

Piqued by the hairy yet female anal orifice, an elderly male has waddled into view. Not enamoured of the newly homosexual mainstream, he tries his luck with the traditional mating dance. Thus far the female appears unimpressed, but competition is low and hope remains.

[HighNDry]

Piqued by the hairy yet female anal orifice, an elderly male has waddled into view. Not enamoured of the newly homosexual mainstream, he tries his luck with the traditional mating dance. Thus far the female appears unimpressed, but competition is low and hope remains.

LOL

[Peter Fitzeasy]

Piqued by the hairy yet female anal orifice, an elderly male has waddled into view. Not enamoured of the newly homosexual mainstream, he tries his luck with the traditional mating dance. Thus far the female appears unimpressed, but competition is low and hope remains.

[Blast]

ER gets sexier all the time.

This is not true

From what I've seen, you still got it. The face that launched a thousand ships.

Easy tiger, she's cute with amazing eyes but a thousand ships? Maybe caused the death of a thousand happy socks.

[HighNDry]

I’m ok

Looking good.

[Geist]

ER gets sexier all the time.

This is not true

From what I've seen, you still got it. The face that launched a thousand ships.

Easy tiger, she's cute with amazing eyes but a thousand ships? Maybe caused the death of a thousand happy socks.

A thousand tugboats?

[AnalHamster]

Nice boat, shame about all the tats.

[HighNDry]

Unfortunately, I’m getting old.

Don’t let the gray pubes bring you down. That’s not the face of an old person.

[Reservoir Dog]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnndd .......... I'm done.

[Stapes]

Oh my

[megman]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnndd .......... I'm done.

Aw come on that’s not cool

Ya, you damn near got it in her eye.

[Reservoir Dog]

Aw come on that’s not cool

Well stop being so fuckin' good looking!

[AnalHamster]

Ah that awkward moment when you jizz all over the face of a woman you barely know and she's just not into it. I get this all the time on public transport.

[CaptQuint]

Ah that awkward moment when you jizz all over the face of a woman you barely know and she's just not into it. I get this all the time on public transport.

Apologize

[Reservoir Dog]

Ah that awkward moment when you jizz all over the face of a woman you barely know and she's just not into it. I get this all the time on public transport.

And at funerals.

[Who]

Ah that awkward moment when you jizz all over the face of a woman you barely know and she's just not into it. I get this all the time on public transport.

Brexit? Baby?

[VinceBordenIII]

Ah that awkward moment when you jizz all over the face of a woman you barely know and she's just not into it. I get this all the time on public transport.

Apologize

Feminism is a mental health disorder

A real friend would have stopped her from doing that.

[CHEEZY17]

Ah that awkward moment when you jizz all over the face of a woman you barely know and she's just not into it. I get this all the time on public transport.

Apologize

When she noticed he was cranking one out she couldnt have moved away? Sorry, babe. Getting the spunk to fly isnt an instantaneous thing so if you got hit with a giant load of meat juice thats your fault.

[AnalHamster]

I guess I'm not much of a feminist but if I saw a hot chick randomly doing sexy dancing on the tube, that's not actually going to reduce her chances of getting a faceful of baby blatter.

[Who]

You make Trump proud with that mushroom head,

Here is my 65 year old entry, hands free, Biker has a thing about guys holding themselves up.

Here ya go

Thanks for caring

[CaptQuint]

It's good thing Who is 65 going on crematorium so this nonsense will end soon

[HighNDry]

It's good thing Who is 65 going on crematorium so this nonsense will end soon

I hope they put him in dick first.

[Who]

It's good thing Who is 65 going on crematorium so this nonsense will end soon

I hope they put him in dick first.

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