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Bottoms Up!
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Re: Bottoms Up!
If you can't be a good example, you can still serve as a horrible warning.
“All mushrooms are edible. Some even more than once!”
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"When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny."
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:51 pm The one thing you know is that I always liked you and I'm impressed with you. You deserve the best.
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You can tell a gender by their butthole?
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Not a man on earth with that nicely waxed of a butthole. Context clues.
In another life I'll be a detective.
FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:51 pm The one thing you know is that I always liked you and I'm impressed with you. You deserve the best.
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Umm yeah. You'll be an asshole detective. Im pretty sure hairs don't grow on my asshole. They grow around it like any normal Male or female ass but no one's got hairs sprouting out of their asshole.. well except maybe Indian women.
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Since we cant see our own buttholes, theres only one way to be sure. I await your re-creation of this photo. Yanno, for science.JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:51 pm Umm yeah. You'll be an asshole detective. Im pretty sure hairs don't grow on my asshole. They grow around it like any normal Male or female ass but no one's got hairs sprouting out of their asshole.. well except maybe Indian women.
FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:51 pm The one thing you know is that I always liked you and I'm impressed with you. You deserve the best.
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Watch a lot of male-female porn. And I mean a *lot* of M-F porn. Especially where the male is little more than a trained penis. Without really even trying, you will see a bunch of male and female assholes. Female porn stars seem to take care and have pride of having a smooth and clean asshole, a photogenic one if possible. Male porn stars, unless they do gay porn, usually just keep it clean in case there's any rimming or even just to get rid of odor. You will learn to recognize the difference between a female asshole and a male asshole pretty quickly. A male asshole would hardly ever be describe as a "crinkle tart" the way a female asshole would, like that pic shows. JCW is on the right track.
If you can't be a good example, you can still serve as a horrible warning.
“All mushrooms are edible. Some even more than once!”
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“All mushrooms are edible. Some even more than once!”
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Inorite?!
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He's kind of a millennial hippy so it's 50/50 whether it's waxed smooth or has hair long hair twisted up like a Rastafarian.JCW wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:56 pmSince we cant see our own buttholes, theres only one way to be sure. I await your re-creation of this photo. Yanno, for science.JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:51 pm Umm yeah. You'll be an asshole detective. Im pretty sure hairs don't grow on my asshole. They grow around it like any normal Male or female ass but no one's got hairs sprouting out of their asshole.. well except maybe Indian women.
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Maybe the strangest thing I've ever read on UJ.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:54 pm Watch a lot of male-female porn. And I mean a *lot* of M-F porn. Especially where the male is little more than a trained penis. Without really even trying, you will see a bunch of male and female assholes. Female porn stars seem to take care and have pride of having a smooth and clean asshole, a photogenic one if possible. Male porn stars, unless they do gay porn, usually just keep it clean in case there's any rimming or even just to get rid of odor. You will learn to recognize the difference between a female asshole and a male asshole pretty quickly. A male asshole would hardly ever be describe as a "crinkle tart" the way a female asshole would, like that pic shows. JCW is on the right track.
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Only one way to find out.Thewalruss wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 7:59 pm He's kind of a millennial hippy so it's 50/50 whether it's waxed smooth or has hair long hair twisted up like a Rastafarian.
Hows your sister btw, JRS?
FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:51 pm The one thing you know is that I always liked you and I'm impressed with you. You deserve the best.
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it's been a while since I've posted a pic on here.. not gonna break my streak with one of my asshole.. I know I know everyone's disappointed.JCW wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 8:44 pmOnly one way to find out.Thewalruss wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 7:59 pm He's kind of a millennial hippy so it's 50/50 whether it's waxed smooth or has hair long hair twisted up like a Rastafarian.
Hows your sister btw, JRS?
I have no idea.. last I heard she's been living at her folks place with her new bf.. must be a real winner. She's pushing 28 this summer so I take comfort in knowing I got her best years.. what with her lifestyle and genetics it was always clear she wouldn't age well.
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Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk
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Even over anything FSF ever posted?! Wow, I kinda feel honored.VinceBordenIII wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 8:12 pmMaybe the strangest thing I've ever read on UJ.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:54 pm Watch a lot of male-female porn. And I mean a *lot* of M-F porn. Especially where the male is little more than a trained penis. Without really even trying, you will see a bunch of male and female assholes. Female porn stars seem to take care and have pride of having a smooth and clean asshole, a photogenic one if possible. Male porn stars, unless they do gay porn, usually just keep it clean in case there's any rimming or even just to get rid of odor. You will learn to recognize the difference between a female asshole and a male asshole pretty quickly. A male asshole would hardly ever be describe as a "crinkle tart" the way a female asshole would, like that pic shows. JCW is on the right track.
If you can't be a good example, you can still serve as a horrible warning.
“All mushrooms are edible. Some even more than once!”
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“All mushrooms are edible. Some even more than once!”
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I never read FSF.
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Maybe the strangest thing I’ve read anywhere.VinceBordenIII wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 8:12 pmMaybe the strangest thing I've ever read on UJ.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:54 pm Watch a lot of male-female porn. And I mean a *lot* of M-F porn. Especially where the male is little more than a trained penis. Without really even trying, you will see a bunch of male and female assholes. Female porn stars seem to take care and have pride of having a smooth and clean asshole, a photogenic one if possible. Male porn stars, unless they do gay porn, usually just keep it clean in case there's any rimming or even just to get rid of odor. You will learn to recognize the difference between a female asshole and a male asshole pretty quickly. A male asshole would hardly ever be describe as a "crinkle tart" the way a female asshole would, like that pic shows. JCW is on the right track.
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Someone needs to make your title “Asshole Expert”QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:54 pm Watch a lot of male-female porn. And I mean a *lot* of M-F porn. Especially where the male is little more than a trained penis. Without really even trying, you will see a bunch of male and female assholes. Female porn stars seem to take care and have pride of having a smooth and clean asshole, a photogenic one if possible. Male porn stars, unless they do gay porn, usually just keep it clean in case there's any rimming or even just to get rid of odor. You will learn to recognize the difference between a female asshole and a male asshole pretty quickly. A male asshole would hardly ever be describe as a "crinkle tart" the way a female asshole would, like that pic shows. JCW is on the right track.
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
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A man's gotta be good for something.HighNDry wrote: ↑Thu Jun 20, 2019 1:44 amSomeone needs to make your title “Asshole Expert”QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:54 pm Watch a lot of male-female porn. And I mean a *lot* of M-F porn. Especially where the male is little more than a trained penis. Without really even trying, you will see a bunch of male and female assholes. Female porn stars seem to take care and have pride of having a smooth and clean asshole, a photogenic one if possible. Male porn stars, unless they do gay porn, usually just keep it clean in case there's any rimming or even just to get rid of odor. You will learn to recognize the difference between a female asshole and a male asshole pretty quickly. A male asshole would hardly ever be describe as a "crinkle tart" the way a female asshole would, like that pic shows. JCW is on the right track.
If you can't be a good example, you can still serve as a horrible warning.
“All mushrooms are edible. Some even more than once!”
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“All mushrooms are edible. Some even more than once!”
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Re: Bottoms Up!
What if it was one guy with six guns?