Everytime I see an open asshole I think about the people that use the whiskey jugs to blow into to make music.
Bottoms Up!
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You should've seen the one I had this morning. Cute little goth bitch with a nice round ass... picked up in line at Clark Street Target. I'll get pics if I hook up with her again.FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 9:06 pmYeah, Deathproof did a good job finding this bitch. She has an incredibly nice ass & tight pussy, clean shaven with no brown stains either. Yep. Extremely hot.
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If that chick was a personal score for you Deathproof, I will be jealous and I'll have to take my instrument if choice back up to try and score groupie ass.Deathproof wrote: ↑Sat Mar 07, 2020 2:37 pmYou should've seen the one I had this morning. Cute little goth bitch with a nice round ass... picked up in line at Clark Street Target. I'll get pics if I hook up with her again.FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 9:06 pmYeah, Deathproof did a good job finding this bitch. She has an incredibly nice ass & tight pussy, clean shaven with no brown stains either. Yep. Extremely hot.
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Is it bad that I dont even remember? Holy fuck, I may have a problem.Blast wrote: ↑Sat Mar 07, 2020 2:59 pmIf that chick was a personal score for you Deathproof, I will be jealous and I'll have to take my instrument if choice back up to try and score groupie ass.Deathproof wrote: ↑Sat Mar 07, 2020 2:37 pmYou should've seen the one I had this morning. Cute little goth bitch with a nice round ass... picked up in line at Clark Street Target. I'll get pics if I hook up with her again.FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 9:06 pmYeah, Deathproof did a good job finding this bitch. She has an incredibly nice ass & tight pussy, clean shaven with no brown stains either. Yep. Extremely hot.
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The tan lines are a nice accent.necronomous wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 3:54 pmEverytime I see an open asshole I think about the people that use the whiskey jugs to blow into to make music.
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
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Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk
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I don't see her bank account in this picture.
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