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Flumper wrote: Fri Mar 06, 2020 3:47 pm
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and, fuck. this is closer to perfect than the last one. jesus.
Everytime I see an open asshole I think about the people that use the whiskey jugs to blow into to make music.
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Flumper wrote: Wed Mar 04, 2020 8:48 pm
Deathproof wrote: Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:28 am Image
wow. this is almost perfect.
Yeah, Deathproof did a good job finding this bitch. She has an incredibly nice ass & tight pussy, clean shaven with no brown stains either. Yep. Extremely hot.
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Fri Mar 06, 2020 9:06 pm
Flumper wrote: Wed Mar 04, 2020 8:48 pm
Deathproof wrote: Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:28 am Image
wow. this is almost perfect.
Yeah, Deathproof did a good job finding this bitch. She has an incredibly nice ass & tight pussy, clean shaven with no brown stains either. Yep. Extremely hot.
You should've seen the one I had this morning. Cute little goth bitch with a nice round ass... picked up in line at Clark Street Target. I'll get pics if I hook up with her again.
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Deathproof wrote: Sat Mar 07, 2020 2:37 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Fri Mar 06, 2020 9:06 pm
Flumper wrote: Wed Mar 04, 2020 8:48 pm
Deathproof wrote: Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:28 am Image
wow. this is almost perfect.
Yeah, Deathproof did a good job finding this bitch. She has an incredibly nice ass & tight pussy, clean shaven with no brown stains either. Yep. Extremely hot.
You should've seen the one I had this morning. Cute little goth bitch with a nice round ass... picked up in line at Clark Street Target. I'll get pics if I hook up with her again.
If that chick was a personal score for you Deathproof, I will be jealous and I'll have to take my instrument if choice back up to try and score groupie ass.
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
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Blast wrote: Sat Mar 07, 2020 2:59 pm
Deathproof wrote: Sat Mar 07, 2020 2:37 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Fri Mar 06, 2020 9:06 pm
Flumper wrote: Wed Mar 04, 2020 8:48 pm
Deathproof wrote: Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:28 am Image
wow. this is almost perfect.
Yeah, Deathproof did a good job finding this bitch. She has an incredibly nice ass & tight pussy, clean shaven with no brown stains either. Yep. Extremely hot.
You should've seen the one I had this morning. Cute little goth bitch with a nice round ass... picked up in line at Clark Street Target. I'll get pics if I hook up with her again.
If that chick was a personal score for you Deathproof, I will be jealous and I'll have to take my instrument if choice back up to try and score groupie ass.
Is it bad that I dont even remember? Holy fuck, I may have a problem.
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necronomous wrote: Fri Mar 06, 2020 3:54 pm
Flumper wrote: Fri Mar 06, 2020 3:47 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Mar 05, 2020 11:36 pm Image
and, fuck. this is closer to perfect than the last one. jesus.
Everytime I see an open asshole I think about the people that use the whiskey jugs to blow into to make music.
The tan lines are a nice accent.
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
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Kendall's best feature...

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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Tue Mar 17, 2020 2:51 pm Kendall's best feature...

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I don't see her bank account in this picture.
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Blast wrote: Thu Mar 19, 2020 11:32 am
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Tue Mar 17, 2020 2:51 pm Kendall's best feature...

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I don't see her bank account in this picture.
Tough, but fair.
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Blast wrote: Thu Mar 19, 2020 11:32 am
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Tue Mar 17, 2020 2:51 pm Kendall's best feature...

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I don't see her bank account in this picture.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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