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CHEEZY17 wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 11:14 am Image

She seems nice.
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You can tell a gender by their butthole?
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Thewalruss wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:41 pm You can tell a gender by their butthole?
Not a man on earth with that nicely waxed of a butthole. Context clues.

In another life I'll be a detective.
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JCW wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:43 pm
Thewalruss wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:41 pm You can tell a gender by their butthole?
Not a man on earth with that nicely waxed of a butthole. Context clues.

In another life I'll be a detective.
Umm yeah. You'll be an asshole detective. Im pretty sure hairs don't grow on my asshole. They grow around it like any normal Male or female ass but no one's got hairs sprouting out of their asshole.. well except maybe Indian women.
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JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:51 pm Umm yeah. You'll be an asshole detective. Im pretty sure hairs don't grow on my asshole. They grow around it like any normal Male or female ass but no one's got hairs sprouting out of their asshole.. well except maybe Indian women.
Since we cant see our own buttholes, theres only one way to be sure. I await your re-creation of this photo. Yanno, for science.
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Watch a lot of male-female porn. And I mean a *lot* of M-F porn. Especially where the male is little more than a trained penis. Without really even trying, you will see a bunch of male and female assholes. Female porn stars seem to take care and have pride of having a smooth and clean asshole, a photogenic one if possible. Male porn stars, unless they do gay porn, usually just keep it clean in case there's any rimming or even just to get rid of odor. You will learn to recognize the difference between a female asshole and a male asshole pretty quickly. A male asshole would hardly ever be describe as a "crinkle tart" the way a female asshole would, like that pic shows. JCW is on the right track.
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JCW wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:38 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 11:14 am Image

She seems nice.
Inorite?!
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JCW wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:56 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:51 pm Umm yeah. You'll be an asshole detective. Im pretty sure hairs don't grow on my asshole. They grow around it like any normal Male or female ass but no one's got hairs sprouting out of their asshole.. well except maybe Indian women.
Since we cant see our own buttholes, theres only one way to be sure. I await your re-creation of this photo. Yanno, for science.
He's kind of a millennial hippy so it's 50/50 whether it's waxed smooth or has hair long hair twisted up like a Rastafarian.
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QillerDaemon wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:54 pm Watch a lot of male-female porn. And I mean a *lot* of M-F porn. Especially where the male is little more than a trained penis. Without really even trying, you will see a bunch of male and female assholes. Female porn stars seem to take care and have pride of having a smooth and clean asshole, a photogenic one if possible. Male porn stars, unless they do gay porn, usually just keep it clean in case there's any rimming or even just to get rid of odor. You will learn to recognize the difference between a female asshole and a male asshole pretty quickly. A male asshole would hardly ever be describe as a "crinkle tart" the way a female asshole would, like that pic shows. JCW is on the right track.
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Thewalruss wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 7:59 pm He's kind of a millennial hippy so it's 50/50 whether it's waxed smooth or has hair long hair twisted up like a Rastafarian.
Only one way to find out.

Hows your sister btw, JRS?
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JCW wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 8:44 pm
Thewalruss wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 7:59 pm He's kind of a millennial hippy so it's 50/50 whether it's waxed smooth or has hair long hair twisted up like a Rastafarian.
Only one way to find out.

Hows your sister btw, JRS?
it's been a while since I've posted a pic on here.. not gonna break my streak with one of my asshole.. I know I know everyone's disappointed.

I have no idea.. last I heard she's been living at her folks place with her new bf.. must be a real winner. She's pushing 28 this summer so I take comfort in knowing I got her best years.. what with her lifestyle and genetics it was always clear she wouldn't age well.
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VinceBordenIII wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 8:12 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:54 pm Watch a lot of male-female porn. And I mean a *lot* of M-F porn. Especially where the male is little more than a trained penis. Without really even trying, you will see a bunch of male and female assholes. Female porn stars seem to take care and have pride of having a smooth and clean asshole, a photogenic one if possible. Male porn stars, unless they do gay porn, usually just keep it clean in case there's any rimming or even just to get rid of odor. You will learn to recognize the difference between a female asshole and a male asshole pretty quickly. A male asshole would hardly ever be describe as a "crinkle tart" the way a female asshole would, like that pic shows. JCW is on the right track.
Maybe the strangest thing I've ever read on UJ.
Even over anything FSF ever posted?! Wow, I kinda feel honored.
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I never read FSF.
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VinceBordenIII wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 8:12 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:54 pm Watch a lot of male-female porn. And I mean a *lot* of M-F porn. Especially where the male is little more than a trained penis. Without really even trying, you will see a bunch of male and female assholes. Female porn stars seem to take care and have pride of having a smooth and clean asshole, a photogenic one if possible. Male porn stars, unless they do gay porn, usually just keep it clean in case there's any rimming or even just to get rid of odor. You will learn to recognize the difference between a female asshole and a male asshole pretty quickly. A male asshole would hardly ever be describe as a "crinkle tart" the way a female asshole would, like that pic shows. JCW is on the right track.
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QillerDaemon wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:54 pm Watch a lot of male-female porn. And I mean a *lot* of M-F porn. Especially where the male is little more than a trained penis. Without really even trying, you will see a bunch of male and female assholes. Female porn stars seem to take care and have pride of having a smooth and clean asshole, a photogenic one if possible. Male porn stars, unless they do gay porn, usually just keep it clean in case there's any rimming or even just to get rid of odor. You will learn to recognize the difference between a female asshole and a male asshole pretty quickly. A male asshole would hardly ever be describe as a "crinkle tart" the way a female asshole would, like that pic shows. JCW is on the right track.
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HighNDry wrote: Thu Jun 20, 2019 1:44 am
QillerDaemon wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:54 pm Watch a lot of male-female porn. And I mean a *lot* of M-F porn. Especially where the male is little more than a trained penis. Without really even trying, you will see a bunch of male and female assholes. Female porn stars seem to take care and have pride of having a smooth and clean asshole, a photogenic one if possible. Male porn stars, unless they do gay porn, usually just keep it clean in case there's any rimming or even just to get rid of odor. You will learn to recognize the difference between a female asshole and a male asshole pretty quickly. A male asshole would hardly ever be describe as a "crinkle tart" the way a female asshole would, like that pic shows. JCW is on the right track.
Someone needs to make your title “Asshole Expert”
A man's gotta be good for something.
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