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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:30 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:28 pm How old do you have to be to have tattoos?
Oh, so you noticed she has a tattoo & you think suddenly she is over 16? Silly. She could have lied about her age and got parental consent, which is exactly what she did. You forget, I was pretty good friends with B_U back in the day.
could OF.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:23 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:12 pm
megman wrote: Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:09 pm
VinceBordenIII wrote: Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:05 pm
hawkfan8812 wrote: Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:16 pm10e1vmh.jpg
I wanna fuck that mean little messican so fucking bad.
Ya, I'd put some carne in her taco.
Guys, Lauren is pretty cute but that picture is when she was underage. Shame on you Hawk, she was 16 at the time.
false. Just like everything else you post.
Wanna make a bet? I bet you can’t go 25 posts without making a false claim. If you win you win if I win I ban you for 48 hours.
He's just gonna post that "happy" video 25 times
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Evvanrenea wrote: Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:20 pm
Phlebitis wrote: Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:38 pm
PimpDaddy wrote: Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:24 pm

Can we see her tits again? A friend was asking.
I suppose.
What in God’s name is that shit???
Firm young tits. If you think really hard, you might remember what they were like.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 12:56 am Please refrain from posting pictures of fatties topless. My eyes almost burned out of my skull.
Care to post yours as some that are accepted?
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isn't phlebitis an EMT?
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Evvanrenea wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 12:56 am Please refrain from posting pictures of fatties topless. My eyes almost burned out of my skull.
Then stop walking past that mirror, tubby.
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donky wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 1:58 am isn't phlebitis an EMT?
I work in emergency dispatch.
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Phlebitis wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:46 am
donky wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 1:58 am isn't phlebitis an EMT?
I work in emergency dispatch.
Emergency Medical Talker?
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Evvanrenea wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:48 am
Phlebitis wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:45 am
Evvanrenea wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 12:56 am Please refrain from posting pictures of fatties topless. My eyes almost burned out of my skull.
Then stop walking past that mirror, tubby.
Lol you get mad because you’re showing off a topless sow and think calling me fat will make you feel better. :lol:
Mad? Hardly. Just pointing out that you're talking shit because you're jealous. Don't forget, you were (or still are?) a camwhore. We watched you get fatter and older in real time. I doubt it's a coincidence that you're suddenly averse to showing off your shit. Totally understandable; even in your prime, wasn't your husband fucking your mom? I'd be angry and jealously lash out at younger, hotter girls too if I was in your (extra-wide) shoes.
But no, I'm not mad. Just bemused.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 2:15 pm
Phlebitis wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 12:03 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:48 am
Phlebitis wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:45 am
Evvanrenea wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 12:56 am Please refrain from posting pictures of fatties topless. My eyes almost burned out of my skull.
Then stop walking past that mirror, tubby.
Lol you get mad because you’re showing off a topless sow and think calling me fat will make you feel better. :lol:
Mad? Hardly. Just pointing out that you're talking shit because you're jealous. Don't forget, you were (or still are?) a camwhore. We watched you get fatter and older in real time. I doubt it's a coincidence that you're suddenly averse to showing off your shit. Totally understandable; even in your prime, wasn't your husband fucking your mom? I'd be angry and jealously lash out at younger, hotter girls too if I was in your (extra-wide) shoes.
But no, I'm not mad. Just bemused.
So you’re obviously following FSF by spewing “your” truths which embarrassingly for you aren’t true. I think it’s entertaining though so I won’t correct your mistakes. :lol:
Because you can't, because you're wrong. Because embarrassingly for you, you've passed your expiration date. I get it, though. Stretch marks, cellulite, age spots, cottage cheese thighs... I'd be mad and lash out too if I were you.
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Why can’t we all be nice to those who share their nakedness?
I appreciate your wife’s titties, phlebitis. I also love evvanrenea’s body.
Like all beautiful women, she can be kinda mean.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:11 pm
VinceBordenIII wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:03 pm Why can’t we all be nice to those who share their nakedness?
I appreciate your wife’s titties, phlebitis. I also love evvanrenea’s body.
Like all beautiful women, she can be kinda mean.
Gender has nothing to do with it. My attractiveness has nothing to do with it. It would be like if he was showing off an old rusty Kia that’s 30 years old and acting like it’s in the same category as a brand new Lexus.

Also posting tits just for the sake of seeing tits is absurd. Those were like tube socks filled with meat on a fat bodied woman. Her being 25 has no bearing when she’s obese and hideous. 🤷🏻‍♀️
Shhhh! Don’t talk. Just sit there and be pretty.
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Ev, are you allowed to kill bunnies at your new home? Just wondering if you need a release of negative energy today.

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Evvanrenea wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:45 pm You can’t tell me what to do, you’re not my real dad.
Role-playing. I love it! We need to talk about your grades.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:58 pm The retarded cats going to end up dying I think. Which is why I don’t include it with the other two. I don’t want any pets right now tbh. I’m swamped with life. But alas they can stay.
Post nudes and I'll kill the cats. It's a win/win for everyone.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 4:52 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 4:37 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:58 pm The retarded cats going to end up dying I think. Which is why I don’t include it with the other two. I don’t want any pets right now tbh. I’m swamped with life. But alas they can stay.
Post nudes and I'll kill the cats. It's a win/win for everyone.
Lol you think I can’t kill a retarded kitten?
Seriously tho look at this thing. I had to give it a GD enema and then wash its ass since it shit it’s brains out afterwards. Hopefully she can poo more easily now though.
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Billy Idol approves of your retarded cat.

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Evvanrenea wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 4:52 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 4:37 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:58 pm The retarded cats going to end up dying I think. Which is why I don’t include it with the other two. I don’t want any pets right now tbh. I’m swamped with life. But alas they can stay.
Post nudes and I'll kill the cats. It's a win/win for everyone.
Lol you think I can’t kill a retarded kitten?
Seriously tho look at this thing. I had to give it a GD enema and then wash its ass since it shit it’s brains out afterwards. Hopefully she can poo more easily now though.
Okay. Post nudes and you kill the cats. It's still a win/win for everyone.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 4:52 pm
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Put that poor kitty down.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 5:26 pm

You don’t think I don’t want to hit that thing over the head and kill it? My damn kids won’t let me.
I threw my kids' hamsters against the concrete floor when they got sick. Kindest way I could think of.

"Your hamster died, buddy."

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Manx Syndrome is a genetic mutation that causes Manx cats to develop their spinal cord irregularly. The term is used to describe conditions found only in a Manx cat as part of a deformity. It’s believed that this is caused by bad breeding genes. Manx Syndrome is almost always Spina Bifida which can happen in any breed of cat. Complications include shortened or absent tail (missing vertebral), neurological diseases, nervous system diseases, incontinence, lack of feeling in hind legs, and severe sensitivity of the spinal cord.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 5:26 pm You don’t think I don’t want to hit that thing over the head and kill it? My damn kids won’t let me.
Post nudes and I'll kill the kids. It's a win/win for everyone.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 5:42 pm
captquint wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 5:37 pm It’s asshole and vagina are like the same hole.
I knew girl who acted like this.
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I'm up early.
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HowieTheHat wrote: Fri Jun 09, 2023 3:44 am
Phlebitis wrote: Sun Jan 13, 2019 1:59 am How's everybody doing? And since I'm out of the loop, what happened to UJ?
It mutated into this fucking mess! 😜
In fairness, you kind of did, too.
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