could OF.FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:30 pmOh, so you noticed she has a tattoo & you think suddenly she is over 16? Silly. She could have lied about her age and got parental consent, which is exactly what she did. You forget, I was pretty good friends with B_U back in the day.
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He's just gonna post that "happy" video 25 timesEvvanrenea wrote: ↑Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:23 pmfalse. Just like everything else you post.FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:12 pmGuys, Lauren is pretty cute but that picture is when she was underage. Shame on you Hawk, she was 16 at the time.megman wrote: ↑Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:09 pmYa, I'd put some carne in her taco.VinceBordenIII wrote: ↑Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:05 pmI wanna fuck that mean little messican so fucking bad.
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Firm young tits. If you think really hard, you might remember what they were like.
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Care to post yours as some that are accepted?Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Tue Jan 15, 2019 12:56 am Please refrain from posting pictures of fatties topless. My eyes almost burned out of my skull.
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isn't phlebitis an EMT?
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Then stop walking past that mirror, tubby.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Tue Jan 15, 2019 12:56 am Please refrain from posting pictures of fatties topless. My eyes almost burned out of my skull.
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Mad? Hardly. Just pointing out that you're talking shit because you're jealous. Don't forget, you were (or still are?) a camwhore. We watched you get fatter and older in real time. I doubt it's a coincidence that you're suddenly averse to showing off your shit. Totally understandable; even in your prime, wasn't your husband fucking your mom? I'd be angry and jealously lash out at younger, hotter girls too if I was in your (extra-wide) shoes.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:48 amLol you get mad because you’re showing off a topless sow and think calling me fat will make you feel better.Phlebitis wrote: ↑Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:45 amThen stop walking past that mirror, tubby.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Tue Jan 15, 2019 12:56 am Please refrain from posting pictures of fatties topless. My eyes almost burned out of my skull.
But no, I'm not mad. Just bemused.
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Because you can't, because you're wrong. Because embarrassingly for you, you've passed your expiration date. I get it, though. Stretch marks, cellulite, age spots, cottage cheese thighs... I'd be mad and lash out too if I were you.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Tue Jan 15, 2019 2:15 pmSo you’re obviously following FSF by spewing “your” truths which embarrassingly for you aren’t true. I think it’s entertaining though so I won’t correct your mistakes.Phlebitis wrote: ↑Tue Jan 15, 2019 12:03 pmMad? Hardly. Just pointing out that you're talking shit because you're jealous. Don't forget, you were (or still are?) a camwhore. We watched you get fatter and older in real time. I doubt it's a coincidence that you're suddenly averse to showing off your shit. Totally understandable; even in your prime, wasn't your husband fucking your mom? I'd be angry and jealously lash out at younger, hotter girls too if I was in your (extra-wide) shoes.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:48 amLol you get mad because you’re showing off a topless sow and think calling me fat will make you feel better.Phlebitis wrote: ↑Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:45 amThen stop walking past that mirror, tubby.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Tue Jan 15, 2019 12:56 am Please refrain from posting pictures of fatties topless. My eyes almost burned out of my skull.
But no, I'm not mad. Just bemused.
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Why can’t we all be nice to those who share their nakedness?
I appreciate your wife’s titties, phlebitis. I also love evvanrenea’s body.
Like all beautiful women, she can be kinda mean.
I appreciate your wife’s titties, phlebitis. I also love evvanrenea’s body.
Like all beautiful women, she can be kinda mean.
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Shhhh! Don’t talk. Just sit there and be pretty.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:11 pmGender has nothing to do with it. My attractiveness has nothing to do with it. It would be like if he was showing off an old rusty Kia that’s 30 years old and acting like it’s in the same category as a brand new Lexus.VinceBordenIII wrote: ↑Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:03 pm Why can’t we all be nice to those who share their nakedness?
I appreciate your wife’s titties, phlebitis. I also love evvanrenea’s body.
Like all beautiful women, she can be kinda mean.
Also posting tits just for the sake of seeing tits is absurd. Those were like tube socks filled with meat on a fat bodied woman. Her being 25 has no bearing when she’s obese and hideous.
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Ev, are you allowed to kill bunnies at your new home? Just wondering if you need a release of negative energy today.
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Role-playing. I love it! We need to talk about your grades.
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Post nudes and I'll kill the cats. It's a win/win for everyone.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:58 pm The retarded cats going to end up dying I think. Which is why I don’t include it with the other two. I don’t want any pets right now tbh. I’m swamped with life. But alas they can stay.
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Billy Idol approves of your retarded cat.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Tue Jan 15, 2019 4:52 pmLol you think I can’t kill a retarded kitten?Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Tue Jan 15, 2019 4:37 pmPost nudes and I'll kill the cats. It's a win/win for everyone.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:58 pm The retarded cats going to end up dying I think. Which is why I don’t include it with the other two. I don’t want any pets right now tbh. I’m swamped with life. But alas they can stay.
Seriously tho look at this thing. I had to give it a GD enema and then wash its ass since it shit it’s brains out afterwards. Hopefully she can poo more easily now though.
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Okay. Post nudes and you kill the cats. It's still a win/win for everyone.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Tue Jan 15, 2019 4:52 pmLol you think I can’t kill a retarded kitten?Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Tue Jan 15, 2019 4:37 pmPost nudes and I'll kill the cats. It's a win/win for everyone.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:58 pm The retarded cats going to end up dying I think. Which is why I don’t include it with the other two. I don’t want any pets right now tbh. I’m swamped with life. But alas they can stay.
Seriously tho look at this thing. I had to give it a GD enema and then wash its ass since it shit it’s brains out afterwards. Hopefully she can poo more easily now though.
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Put that poor kitty down.
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I threw my kids' hamsters against the concrete floor when they got sick. Kindest way I could think of.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Tue Jan 15, 2019 5:26 pm
You don’t think I don’t want to hit that thing over the head and kill it? My damn kids won’t let me.
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Manx Syndrome is a genetic mutation that causes Manx cats to develop their spinal cord irregularly. The term is used to describe conditions found only in a Manx cat as part of a deformity. It’s believed that this is caused by bad breeding genes. Manx Syndrome is almost always Spina Bifida which can happen in any breed of cat. Complications include shortened or absent tail (missing vertebral), neurological diseases, nervous system diseases, incontinence, lack of feeling in hind legs, and severe sensitivity of the spinal cord.
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Post nudes and I'll kill the kids. It's a win/win for everyone.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Tue Jan 15, 2019 5:26 pm You don’t think I don’t want to hit that thing over the head and kill it? My damn kids won’t let me.
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In fairness, you kind of did, too.
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