Every year at work a bunch of the guys do the Movember thing.
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Every year at work a bunch of the guys do the Movember thing.
But this year a "last to shave" bet broke out. The last guy to shave wins.
Now it's halfway through April and the bet is still going!
There's only 3 of us left but it ain't looking good for me.
I'm not worried about one of the guys because his wife has started bitching about it, so he'll cave pretty soon.
I've got the whole Mel Gibson thing going on and it gets pretty itchy some times.
The last guy is the problem. He's half Irish and half Scottish so he's got one of those full, thick, wavy, red beards going halfway down to his tits. He's also an outdoorsman, hunting, fishing kind of guy so there's no way that fucker is going to shave anytime soon. But he's getting married in 6 months and I doubt his future wife will let him sport it for the wedding. So there's still hope.
If I can get through the summer with a dead raccoon on my face I still have a shot at winning this thing.
Now it's halfway through April and the bet is still going!
There's only 3 of us left but it ain't looking good for me.
I'm not worried about one of the guys because his wife has started bitching about it, so he'll cave pretty soon.
I've got the whole Mel Gibson thing going on and it gets pretty itchy some times.
The last guy is the problem. He's half Irish and half Scottish so he's got one of those full, thick, wavy, red beards going halfway down to his tits. He's also an outdoorsman, hunting, fishing kind of guy so there's no way that fucker is going to shave anytime soon. But he's getting married in 6 months and I doubt his future wife will let him sport it for the wedding. So there's still hope.
If I can get through the summer with a dead raccoon on my face I still have a shot at winning this thing.
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Re: Every year at work a bunch of the guys do the Movember thing.
Does trimming count as shaving?
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Re: Every year at work a bunch of the guys do the Movember thing.
Hopefully there's some $$$ at stake.
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Re: Every year at work a bunch of the guys do the Movember thing.
Everyone paid $30 bucks to get in. There's $600 in the pot.
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Re: Every year at work a bunch of the guys do the Movember thing.
where the fuck do yall work, a homeless shelter?
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Re: Every year at work a bunch of the guys do the Movember thing.
It's a utility company. We work outside for a living so it doesn't matter what the fuck we look like.
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Puberty is a bitch, ain't it?
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My attempt at a Mel
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Re: Every year at work a bunch of the guys do the Movember thing.
Get the holdouts to read this.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Apr 14, 2019 5:07 pm But this year a "last to shave" bet broke out. The last guy to shave wins.
Now it's halfway through April and the bet is still going!
There's only 3 of us left but it ain't looking good for me.
I'm not worried about one of the guys because his wife has started bitching about it, so he'll cave pretty soon.
I've got the whole Mel Gibson thing going on and it gets pretty itchy some times.
The last guy is the problem. He's half Irish and half Scottish so he's got one of those full, thick, wavy, red beards going halfway down to his tits. He's also an outdoorsman, hunting, fishing kind of guy so there's no way that fucker is going to shave anytime soon. But he's getting married in 6 months and I doubt his future wife will let him sport it for the wedding. So there's still hope.
If I can get through the summer with a dead raccoon on my face I still have a shot at winning this thing.
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Re: Every year at work a bunch of the guys do the Movember thing.
Yup, he's too fabulous
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Jeez. You really are a dirty hippie.
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Taken a few Xmases ago, drinking beer eating bacon and celebrating Christmas, bad muzzie
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Re: Every year at work a bunch of the guys do the Movember thing.
Can you trim around the mouth? The sides of the mouth and tickling of the nose are what drive me nuts.
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Re: Every year at work a bunch of the guys do the Movember thing.
No trimming. And yeah, the nose and mouth thing are annoying. I'm using beard balm to try to keep it down. I've pretty much given up on eating hamburgers, all I get is a mouthful of stash hairs.
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Re: Every year at work a bunch of the guys do the Movember thing.
Wait, Movember is for fuckin charity ain't it, men's cancer stuff like prostates and whatnot, not for you mooks to score a few dollars!Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Apr 14, 2019 5:54 pmEveryone paid $30 bucks to get in. There's $600 in the pot.
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The bet was just an extension of Movember. Take a pill, Nancy.Degas wrote: ↑Mon Apr 15, 2019 7:11 pmWait, Movember is for fuckin charity ain't it, men's cancer stuff like prostates and whatnot, not for you mooks to score a few dollars!Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Apr 14, 2019 5:54 pmEveryone paid $30 bucks to get in. There's $600 in the pot.
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Re: Every year at work a bunch of the guys do the Movember thing.
I do have a banging damn headache.
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Re: Every year at work a bunch of the guys do the Movember thing.
HA!!!!
One down! The guy who's wife was bitching caved and showed up for work today clean shaven!
It's down to me and the Irish/Scottish mountain man.
He's getting married in August so at bear minimum he's going to have to do some trimming. If he's going to shave the beard for his wedding he'll have to do it at least 4 or 5 weeks ahead so he doesn't have a huge untanned white patch on his face.
I just may win this thing!
One down! The guy who's wife was bitching caved and showed up for work today clean shaven!
It's down to me and the Irish/Scottish mountain man.
He's getting married in August so at bear minimum he's going to have to do some trimming. If he's going to shave the beard for his wedding he'll have to do it at least 4 or 5 weeks ahead so he doesn't have a huge untanned white patch on his face.
I just may win this thing!
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Re: Every year at work a bunch of the guys do the Movember thing.
Nagging wife? My wife could get me to shave my nutsack if she really wanted to. "Shave your nuts and you'll get laid tonight." Done!
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Re: Every year at work a bunch of the guys do the Movember thing.
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You fuzzy fuck
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Re: Every year at work a bunch of the guys do the Movember thing.
That's about 2 months or less of growth for me. And trust me, I'm not bragging.
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Fucking wookie
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