Every year at work a bunch of the guys do the Movember thing.

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Every year at work a bunch of the guys do the Movember thing.

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But this year a "last to shave" bet broke out. The last guy to shave wins.

Now it's halfway through April and the bet is still going!

There's only 3 of us left but it ain't looking good for me.
I'm not worried about one of the guys because his wife has started bitching about it, so he'll cave pretty soon.
I've got the whole Mel Gibson thing going on and it gets pretty itchy some times.
The last guy is the problem. He's half Irish and half Scottish so he's got one of those full, thick, wavy, red beards going halfway down to his tits. He's also an outdoorsman, hunting, fishing kind of guy so there's no way that fucker is going to shave anytime soon. But he's getting married in 6 months and I doubt his future wife will let him sport it for the wedding. So there's still hope.

If I can get through the summer with a dead raccoon on my face I still have a shot at winning this thing.

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Does trimming count as shaving?
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Hopefully there's some $$$ at stake.
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Antknot wrote: Sun Apr 14, 2019 5:45 pm Does trimming count as shaving?
Yes.
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HighNDry wrote: Sun Apr 14, 2019 5:48 pm Hopefully there's some $$$ at stake.
Everyone paid $30 bucks to get in. There's $600 in the pot.
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where the fuck do yall work, a homeless shelter?
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Flumper wrote: Sun Apr 14, 2019 9:55 pm where the fuck do yall work, a homeless shelter?
It's a utility company. We work outside for a living so it doesn't matter what the fuck we look like.
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Puberty is a bitch, ain't it?
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My attempt at a Mel

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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun Apr 14, 2019 5:07 pm But this year a "last to shave" bet broke out. The last guy to shave wins.

Now it's halfway through April and the bet is still going!

There's only 3 of us left but it ain't looking good for me.
I'm not worried about one of the guys because his wife has started bitching about it, so he'll cave pretty soon.
I've got the whole Mel Gibson thing going on and it gets pretty itchy some times.
The last guy is the problem. He's half Irish and half Scottish so he's got one of those full, thick, wavy, red beards going halfway down to his tits. He's also an outdoorsman, hunting, fishing kind of guy so there's no way that fucker is going to shave anytime soon. But he's getting married in 6 months and I doubt his future wife will let him sport it for the wedding. So there's still hope.

If I can get through the summer with a dead raccoon on my face I still have a shot at winning this thing.

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CaptQuint wrote: Sun Apr 14, 2019 10:30 pm My attempt at a Mel

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NIGGA PLEASE !!!

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Yup, he's too fabulous
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Jeez. You really are a dirty hippie. :lol:
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Biker wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 2:19 am
CaptQuint wrote: Sun Apr 14, 2019 10:30 pm My attempt at a Mel

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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun Apr 14, 2019 5:52 pm
Antknot wrote: Sun Apr 14, 2019 5:45 pm Does trimming count as shaving?
Yes.
Can you trim around the mouth? The sides of the mouth and tickling of the nose are what drive me nuts.
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beagleboy wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 1:56 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun Apr 14, 2019 5:52 pm
Antknot wrote: Sun Apr 14, 2019 5:45 pm Does trimming count as shaving?
Yes.
Can you trim around the mouth? The sides of the mouth and tickling of the nose are what drive me nuts.
No trimming. And yeah, the nose and mouth thing are annoying. I'm using beard balm to try to keep it down. I've pretty much given up on eating hamburgers, all I get is a mouthful of stash hairs.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun Apr 14, 2019 5:54 pm
HighNDry wrote: Sun Apr 14, 2019 5:48 pm Hopefully there's some $$$ at stake.
Everyone paid $30 bucks to get in. There's $600 in the pot.
Wait, Movember is for fuckin charity ain't it, men's cancer stuff like prostates and whatnot, not for you mooks to score a few dollars! :tolietcrapper:
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Degas wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 7:11 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun Apr 14, 2019 5:54 pm
HighNDry wrote: Sun Apr 14, 2019 5:48 pm Hopefully there's some $$$ at stake.
Everyone paid $30 bucks to get in. There's $600 in the pot.
Wait, Movember is for fuckin charity ain't it, men's cancer stuff like prostates and whatnot, not for you mooks to score a few dollars! :tolietcrapper:
The bet was just an extension of Movember. Take a pill, Nancy.
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I do have a banging damn headache.
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HA!!!!

One down! The guy who's wife was bitching caved and showed up for work today clean shaven!

It's down to me and the Irish/Scottish mountain man.
He's getting married in August so at bear minimum he's going to have to do some trimming. If he's going to shave the beard for his wedding he'll have to do it at least 4 or 5 weeks ahead so he doesn't have a huge untanned white patch on his face.

I just may win this thing!
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Nagging wife? My wife could get me to shave my nutsack if she really wanted to. "Shave your nuts and you'll get laid tonight." Done!
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VICTORY !!!

Victory is mine! I have vanquished my enemies! All those who dared challenge me have failed and have fallen before me!
I reign supreme! Behold my greatness and cower before me!
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 1:25 am
CaptQuint wrote: Sun Apr 14, 2019 10:30 pm My attempt at a Mel

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NIGGA PLEASE !!!

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That's about 2 months or less of growth for me. And trust me, I'm not bragging.
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Fucking wookie
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