Jayme Closs - Kidnapped Girl

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Don't mean to be insensitive, but, if you were going to kidnap a girl and kill her parents, don't you think you'd aim a little higher than Jayme Closs?
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VinceBordenIII wrote: Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:29 pm Don't mean to be insensitive, but, if you were going to kidnap a girl and kill her parents, don't you think you'd aim a little higher than Jayme Closs?
Don't mean to be insensitive, but we are talking rural Wisconsin. Farm animals and all.
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Maybe the kid was in on it ????
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:58 pm
VinceBordenIII wrote: Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:29 pm Don't mean to be insensitive, but, if you were going to kidnap a girl and kill her parents, don't you think you'd aim a little higher than Jayme Closs?
Don't mean to be insensitive, but we are talking rural Wisconsin. Farm animals and all.
They grow the women hardy on the dairys. Some of them are pretty damn good looking and the ones that aren't at least know how to keep a guy warm in the winter.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 12:00 am Maybe the kid was in on it ????
The looney already confessed that it was totally random.
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She's 13 years old for fucks sake. Why are you sexualizing her? pedo
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I'm thinking we are all going to "Hell" with our thoughts. Wasn't WI where Garrison Keillor placed his fictional "Lake Wobegon" Quote "Where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average"?
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Someone lusting after a 13 year old probably isn't into the tits and ass so much as the fact that it's a 13 year old. Standard hotness rules don't apply. That's like wondering why a gay guy went for a guy who isn't a hot girl.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 12:46 am I'm thinking we are all going to "Hell" with our thoughts. Wasn't WI where Garrison Keillor placed his fictional "Lake Wobegon" Quote "Where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average"?
Minnesota. Not that there's any actual difference, except Wisconsin has "cheese-heads." Might as well be Canada.
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Hope she was worth it. Just sayin’.
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I haven't seen a picture of the girl so therefore I cannot comment in this thread yet.
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VinceBordenIII wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:00 pm Hope she was worth it. Just sayin’.
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QillerDaemon wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 1:32 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 12:46 am I'm thinking we are all going to "Hell" with our thoughts. Wasn't WI where Garrison Keillor placed his fictional "Lake Wobegon" Quote "Where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average"?
Minnesota. Not that there's any actual difference, except Wisconsin has "cheese-heads." Might as well be Canada.
Don't look at me, I'm a transplant. Though if you were to say that to most of the cheeseheads here they may get annoyed.
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I'd probably kidnap someone around 30 myself.
wut?
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Wut wrote: Wed Jan 16, 2019 1:18 pm I'd probably kidnap someone around 30 myself.
Pounds?
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What was his UJ name?
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kwebber wrote: Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:45 pm Image

What was his UJ name?
Almost looks like Dirk.
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His face reminds me of nothing.
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If he'd worked out a little he could have nailed that girl without killing her parents.
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Geist wrote: Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:39 pm
Wut wrote: Wed Jan 16, 2019 1:18 pm I'd probably kidnap someone around 30 myself.
Pounds?
Inches tall.
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kwebber wrote: Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:45 pm Image

What was his UJ name?


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megman wrote: Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:47 pm
kwebber wrote: Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:45 pm Image

What was his UJ name?
Almost looks like Dirk.
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