Oh FFS... Nothing surprises me.now
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- DandyDon
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Oh FFS... Nothing surprises me.now
President Trump has asked aides if it's possible to buy Greenland
https://www.wsj.com/articles/trump-eyes ... 1565904223
https://www.wsj.com/articles/trump-eyes ... 1565904223
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Maybe it can be traded for that shit-hole Puerto Rico.
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Look, having Greenland— my uncle was a great professor and geologist and geographist, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the Greenland deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — Greenland is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Danish are great negotiators, the Greenlandians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.
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Lets make a trade: We'll give them Florida, Alabama and Georgia and we get whats now known as that God-forsaken nation of "Canada".
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Only a moron would propose or approve our government buying land from another government. In fact I'll bet it's never happened in the history of the world!!!!
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Are you kidding?! Half of fucking Canadia is down in Florida during the frosty months. Ontario and Quebec auto tags damn near outnumber Florida tags in January. And almost as true in Georgia. You *could* almost call FL and GA "South Canada" in the winter time.
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Re: Oh FFS... Nothing surprises me.now
I'd agree that only a moron would propose buying another country in 2019.
wut?
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Do you think Scotland is not a country?
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Still not the worst idea to tell chump negotiations are under way then have him sit quietly in the corner drawing up a new Greenland constitution in crayon for a few months.
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Yes, I'd say Greenland qualifies as a country.
wut?
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Yes, why do you ask?
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Re: Oh FFS... Nothing surprises me.now
Why would the Danish government ever think about selling. They know under that ice sheet that is melting away daily is a massive treasure of rare earth and raw materials.
I blame Biker.
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Watching an American trying to make fun of Canada is like watching someone with advanced Parkinson's trying to tie his shoes.
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Thats the difference between Trump and Greenland; Greenland is not for sale.
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Re: Oh FFS... Nothing surprises me.now
In American politics everything is for sale. Except the truth. Let your hate convince you otherwise as you suck your thumb before drifting away to sleep.
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Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk
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https://nypost.com/2019/08/16/trump-flo ... -for-sale/Two of the people told the [Wall Street]Journal that the president’s aides were divided on the matter — with some touting it as solid economic strategy and others rejecting it as a passing fancy.
This is from the NY Post, the conservative tabloid (for those who don't know, the Daily News is the liberal rag).
These are Chump's advisors. Scary people who apparently subscribe to his bullshit wholeheartedly.
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He should make me an offer for Mars.
I can offer a great price. The best price.
I can offer a great price. The best price.
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Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk