Do You Love Conspiracy Theories As Much As Me?

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Do You Love Conspiracy Theories As Much As Me?

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Post by Who » Thu Feb 13, 2020 2:32 am

Here is my latest that I made up last night as I slept.

Former FBI Director J Edgar Hoover had files on influential politicians, celebrities and presidents. It was never beneath him to use this cache of information to keep him in the job he loved.

Everyone dies eventually even J Edgar. And after his death protections were put in place so no - one person could amass all this information and bribe political opponents and the public at large again.

2016 Election, Trump, Roger Stone, Paul Manafort, the Guy that owned the Enquirer. Each person had dirt on different people, Stone and Manafort building their dossiers over decades getting republicans elected. The Enquirer buying dirt for decades. Trump and his dealing for decades.

Trump wins and he has all that information at his finger tips along with FBI, CIA and NSA Files. Do you think Republican Senators, Congresspeople, Governors and others all have dirty little secrets?

What better way to keep everyone in lockstep than by letting them know that you know?

And that my fiends is how Mr Trump plans to keep on doing whatever he wants.

That's my theory, feel free to express your views or create a conspiracy theory of your own.
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Post by Stapes » Thu Feb 13, 2020 2:40 am

So instead of q-anon we shall call this


WhoAnon




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Post by megman » Thu Feb 13, 2020 3:05 am

I could refer you to a Paranoids Anonymous meeting but they won't tell me where they hold the meetings.... 8-)
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Post by Antknot » Thu Feb 13, 2020 3:52 am

Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they aren't out to get you.
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Post by CHEEZY17 » Thu Feb 13, 2020 4:01 am

One of the things I was hoping for with a Trump presidency is that he would be enough of a loose cannon to tweet about some of the more famous government conspiracies that he would have informational access to. Something like this:

Aliens? Fuck yeah. They're here now.
Moon Landing? We thought about faking it but went legit instead
Marilyn Monroe? Basically everyone banged her.
Zombies? We've got the best scientists working on it
JFK? Total CIA job.
AIDS? Gays were getting too "uppity".
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Post by Charliesheen » Thu Feb 13, 2020 12:03 pm

I want to know what happened to the 100 mpg carbeurator.

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Post by beagleboy » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:34 pm

The pee tape is still real right?

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