UJR Republicans

[Stapes]

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify you so called conservatives and I realized that you're not actually humans. Every human on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you republicans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Republicans are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.

I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it.

[Antknot]

Earth First
Then we'll strip mine the other planets.

[Charliesheen]

Sheesh what a first-world whining bitch.

[CaptQuint]

Locusts?

[CHEEZY17]

You should try the red pill.

[CHEEZY17]

Neil DeGrasse Tyson Suggested We Live In The Matrix, But A New Study Says Otherwise

https://allthatsinteresting.com/neil-de ... son-matrix

[VinceBordenIII]

Neil DeGrasse Tyson Suggested We Live In The Matrix, But A New Study Says Otherwise

https://allthatsinteresting.com/neil-de ... son-matrix

I dunno... there has been enough crazy shit going on to suggest this can’t be real. Maybe the writers are out of ideas? Like when Mork visited Happy Days.

[QillerDaemon]

... so called conservatives and I realized that you're not actually humans.

Lizard people, actually. Like Sen Rick Scott.

[QillerDaemon]

yea, pretty much!

[Charliesheen]

Like jingle bells and mistletoe and Rudolph?

[Biker]

How'd I miss this melt?

[necronomous]

How'd I miss this melt?

. I know. Good thing I'm not conservative. I might not feel offended and piss him off for being a bitch.

[Stapes]

How'd I miss this melt?

. I know. Good thing I'm not conservative. I might not feel offended and piss him off for being a bitch.

You two aren't very bright.

[Animal]

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify you so called conservatives and I realized that you're not actually humans. Every human on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you republicans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Republicans are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.

I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it.

this is what happens when you watch too much cable news. the cure for the infection you have is to turn off your tv.

[Antknot]

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify you so called conservatives and I realized that you're not actually humans. Every human on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you republicans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Republicans are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.

I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it.

this is what happens when you watch too much cable news. the cure for the infection you have is to turn off your tv.

After turning off the TV for a while your brain will start to work correctly. This may cause some “discomfort”, just ride it out. It will be worth it in the end.

[necronomous]

How'd I miss this melt?

. I know. Good thing I'm not conservative. I might not feel offended and piss him off for being a bitch.

You two aren't very bright.

You wouldn't know bright if you were standing on the sun.shut the fuck up AH bitch.

[Stapes]

How'd I miss this melt?

. I know. Good thing I'm not conservative. I might not feel offended and piss him off for being a bitch.

You two aren't very bright.

You wouldn't know bright if you were standing on the sun.shut the fuck up AH bitch.

You seem very angry lately..... The ass raping AH gives you every day compounded by your orange masters impending loss is causing you to be extra cunty

[necronomous]

How'd I miss this melt?

. I know. Good thing I'm not conservative. I might not feel offended and piss him off for being a bitch.

You two aren't very bright.

You wouldn't know bright if you were standing on the sun.shut the fuck up AH bitch.

You seem very angry lately..... The ass raping AH gives you every day compounded by your orange masters impending loss is causing you to be extra cunty

Angry . Ok
You're so pathetic. And unoriginal, using my delusional because it's the new word of the week. I bet you wake up each morning and brew a fresh pot of sanka and eagerly check your messages hoping your lord and savior, AH, has sent you something. Then gleefully read his bullet points for the day so you're all caught up with what you're supposed to say, think and do. Fucking loser. Have a good day you simp.

[Charliesheen]

Rachel Maddow does that to a man.