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I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify you so called conservatives and I realized that you're not actually humans. Every human on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you republicans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Republicans are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.
I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it.
I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it.
I blame Biker.
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Earth First
Then we'll strip mine the other planets.
Then we'll strip mine the other planets.
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Locusts?
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You should try the red pill.
"When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny."
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Neil DeGrasse Tyson Suggested We Live In The Matrix, But A New Study Says Otherwise
https://allthatsinteresting.com/neil-de ... son-matrix
https://allthatsinteresting.com/neil-de ... son-matrix
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I dunno... there has been enough crazy shit going on to suggest this can’t be real. Maybe the writers are out of ideas? Like when Mork visited Happy Days.CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Sat Sep 19, 2020 11:48 am Neil DeGrasse Tyson Suggested We Live In The Matrix, But A New Study Says Otherwise
https://allthatsinteresting.com/neil-de ... son-matrix
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Lizard people, actually. Like Sen Rick Scott.
If you can't be a good example, you can still serve as a horrible warning.
“All mushrooms are edible. Some even more than once!”
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yea, pretty much!
If you can't be a good example, you can still serve as a horrible warning.
“All mushrooms are edible. Some even more than once!”
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“All mushrooms are edible. Some even more than once!”
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Like jingle bells and mistletoe and Rudolph?
A cunt is a cunt by any other name.
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How'd I miss this melt?
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You two aren't very bright.necronomous wrote: ↑Wed Oct 07, 2020 1:11 pm. I know. Good thing I'm not conservative. I might not feel offended and piss him off for being a bitch.
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this is what happens when you watch too much cable news. the cure for the infection you have is to turn off your tv.Stapes wrote: ↑Sat Sep 19, 2020 5:13 am I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify you so called conservatives and I realized that you're not actually humans. Every human on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you republicans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Republicans are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.
I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it.
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After turning off the TV for a while your brain will start to work correctly. This may cause some “discomfort”, just ride it out. It will be worth it in the end.Flumper wrote: ↑Wed Oct 07, 2020 2:25 pmthis is what happens when you watch too much cable news. the cure for the infection you have is to turn off your tv.Stapes wrote: ↑Sat Sep 19, 2020 5:13 am I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify you so called conservatives and I realized that you're not actually humans. Every human on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you republicans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Republicans are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.
I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it.
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You wouldn't know bright if you were standing on the sun.shut the fuck up AH bitch.
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necronomous wrote: ↑Wed Oct 07, 2020 3:37 pmYou wouldn't know bright if you were standing on the sun.shut the fuck up AH bitch.
You seem very angry lately..... The ass raping AH gives you every day compounded by your orange masters impending loss is causing you to be extra cunty
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Angry . OkStapes wrote: ↑Wed Oct 07, 2020 3:41 pmnecronomous wrote: ↑Wed Oct 07, 2020 3:37 pmYou wouldn't know bright if you were standing on the sun.shut the fuck up AH bitch.
You seem very angry lately..... The ass raping AH gives you every day compounded by your orange masters impending loss is causing you to be extra cunty
You're so pathetic. And unoriginal, using my delusional because it's the new word of the week. I bet you wake up each morning and brew a fresh pot of sanka and eagerly check your messages hoping your lord and savior, AH, has sent you something. Then gleefully read his bullet points for the day so you're all caught up with what you're supposed to say, think and do. Fucking loser. Have a good day you simp.
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