Political cartoon and meme thread for both sides of the spectrum.
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Maher's not a Democrat, but being liberal, progressive and libertarian he will tend to align with them more often. The problem with only having two parties is that for most people it's going to be a compromise to vote with either.
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April 27, 2021
James E. Ryan
Office of the President
University of Virginia
Post Office Box 400224
Charlottesville, VA 22904-4224
Dear President Ryan:
I’d like to wish you a warm and hardy fuck you! I had always thought this
expression was a vulgar and disparaging term. But judging by the way you have
embraced Hira Azher’s use of these words, I now know these “University
sponsored” words must be a warm and loving idiomatic expression of peace and
acceptance. Surely adding the word “fuck” to our academic nomenclature makes
the University “great and good.”
I’d like to thank you for making my beloved alma mater more woke and
progressive. In fact, the daily missives from UVA Today have transformed me
from a well mannered Southern boy to a fully woke devotee of Saul Alinsky.
Thanks to you, I now know that my white supremacist background has given me a
distorted value system that is antithetical to not only the values of the University,
but also to the various pagan gods that I never knew good woke people should be
worshipping. I have now devoted my soul to the gods of Hatred, Division and
Ignorance.
I am ashamed of my past and previous belief system that was once rooted in
the tenets of Western Civilization and Judeo Christian ethics. To illustrate, just one
of the errors of my pre-woke value system, I once believed in the sanctity of
private property! I used to be a sympathetic admirer of the writings of the Scottish
Enlightenment. I realize now that this greedy and carnivorous cabal was just a
bunch of hate mongers, and David Hume and Adam Smith were just evil, selfish
white guys. Why what good UVA alum could possibly think that private
ownership of property benefited the social construct? Ha, what a fool I was!
I used to have an extensive library (another example of my white privilege
for which I am ashamed), but because of you, I have now burned all my books.
Doing away with Virgil, Livy, Gibbons, Bede, Thomas Aquinas, Locke and
hundreds of histories and books of classical literature has liberated me from my
Eurocentric past. I mean, what have Europeans ever done to advance civilization?
Certainly not as much as the Hutu or Tutsi tribes of Rwanda!
I used to think that events from the past had a bearing on our present times
and could give us perspective on how to make our world a better place. But now I
know that these lessons from the past are dangerous and if uncovered threaten the
University’s mission to cancel evil white guy culture. Why if the public actually
learned these lessons from the past, our fellow comrades might think that the
University’s leftist teachings are nothing but gobbledygook nonsense! We must
destroy knowledge or else we will never reach our goal of a Marxist utopia!
Another example of my southern heritage that I have now discarded, is my
parents taught me to be polite, deferential and respectful towards all people of all
backgrounds. How bourgeois! Thanks to you and your stellar leadership in
allowing students to scream trite, banal obscenities when debating important issues
of public policy, I have given up respectful, fact and logic based dialogue. I have
learned how to bowl over my adversaries. Why, the other day, I walked into
Brooks Brothers and stole a $750 sports jacket. When the clerk confronted me, I
fell into a histrionic fit, called him a racist and screamed a torrent of cuss words at
him. I was able to keep the jacket. Sadly, they would not do the alterations for free
despite me repeatedly yelling the word “equity” and “justice” at the store manager.
By the way, I am fully in the foxhole with Miss A…… (oops, see, that’s a
patriarchal misogynist gender title of the old regime), I mean with I love to be buttfucked Azhi!
The nerve of Episcopal High School and the University of Virginia and all of their
honkey alumni for paying for her education! She has every right to be angry and
outraged. By the way, I listened to the secret tape she recorded of your
conversation with her. I was really impressed with the way you pretended to be
such a marshmallow. That was just great reverse psychology. You really showed
her who was boss!
I have a another mea culpa to get off my chest. I need to expiate my sins
because I was once proud of my ancestry and their service to the Commonwealth
and our country. However, now I know they were all a bunch of greedy, avaricious
and treacherous bastards. My loathsome family has been in Virginia for 400 years,
and we have done terrible things, like building businesses, creating jobs,
philanthropy, inventing technologies, serving on college boards and the vestry of
our churches, all elements of the white male system of oppression. No one did
anything cool, like attack a police officer or stick a gun in a pregnant woman’s
belly while robbing her. We have caused all of the institutional problems the
University has just recently discovered and now wants to remedy. Here are just a
few of my family’s sins:
Building a country out of the wilderness. We all know that nation states are
bad, especially those that have borders, oh wait, all counties have borders. My bad.
Fighting in every colonial war and conflict that our disgusting country has
been involved. I used to be proud of their courage and their sense of honor for
fighting for what they believed in, but now, thanks to my new UVA sponsored
wokeness, I want to spit on their graves! How dare they fight the British for
independence and then form a constitutional, republican form of government! That
damned constitution has gotten in the way of us fulfilling our Leninist takeover of
this country. By the way, to show you how much UVA Today has changed my
mindset, I used to think that the 100 million people that Marxism killed in the 20th
century confirmed its evil nature. Now I know that evil is the one indispensable
tool we on the Left have to bring about radical, progressive change.
After I burned all my “Western Civ” books and thought I had cleansed my
house of its odorous past, I found an old photograph of 22 members of the
Coleman side of my family (Caroline County) all dressed in the Confederate grey
right before hostilities began with the Union. Many were just young boys. They of
course were already brain washed as they all were descended from Revolutionary
soldiers who wrongfully fought for independence. The family didn’t want to split
from the Union, but Lincoln federalized the Virginia militias, basically telling them
they had to go kill fellow Americans. I am ashamed that they didn’t want to go kill
people in South Carolina. What militant warmongers these Confederate soldiers
were! I am ashamed they had the gall and the pigheadedness to protect their
homeland from invasion from a foreign army for four long years. No doubt they
should have just rolled over and did what they were told. When I read about their
immoveable resistance at the Bloody Angle or standing ankle deep at the Crater in
a river of blood, thrusting cold steel into the flesh of the enemy, I always think
“what a bunch of sissies! Why should we honor them?” Unfortunately, my
Confederate ancestors didn’t have the bravery to just go to a safe room and play
with a University sponsored therapy dog. What losers! The whole idea of duty,
honor, sacrifice and courage are certainly not the values we want to promote at the
University. I am so glad the University removed the plaque commemorating these
hedonists off the Rotunda. What a bunch of weenies! Obviously, people who have
spent their whole lives virtue signaling in academia are much better people than
those who gave their lives for their country!
I always thought that it was property rights, capitalism and free markets that
liberated people out of bondage, but now I know differently. If only you had been
alive in 1860! Surely someone as virtuous as you could have ended a 6,000 year
social and economic institution through the sheer power of your wokeness.
I am so ashamed of my Occidental heritage. When I think of the damage my
race has caused the world, I just want to cry in my pumpkin spiced latte! I feel
such shame for all the toxic things we have invented that have caused so much
harm, such as the rule of law, constitutional rights, electricity, the elimination of
famines, the combustible engine, nuclear energy, penicillin, clean water, sanitary
sewer systems, hospitals, spacecraft, weaponry to keep us safe, the internet, and
well, I could go on because pretty much everything ever invented is the fault of my
people’s arrogance. Surely, this county would be better off if everyone ran around
half naked with bear grease smeared on their bodies to keep the flies off of them
like the Native Americans were doing when the evil white people got here. We
certainly ruined their standard of living.
I love the way you let the basketball team kneel during the national anthem!
My father and his three brothers ( all University men, College, Law School, etc.)
were soldiers during WWII. D-Day, Normandy, Battle of the Bulge, Iwo Jima;
they were all there being jingoistic imperialists. I hate them! Why do we owe these
people any gratitude? When I saw those players kneel, I thought of my young Lt.
father at Bastogne, outnumbered, freezing to death in the snow, leading a company
of G.I.s against superior German forces, and then I laugh! How does it feel you
dumb son of a bitch to see a bunch of University students disrespect you. Ha, ha,
you imperialist war monger, I hope you are rolling in your grave!
Now that I am woke, thanks to you, I was wondering if I could take a class
or two to learn some new platitudinal buzzwords like “micro-aggression,”
“intersectionality,” “equity inclusion,” “problematic history,” “memory politics,”
etc. When these right wing fascists, like that medical student Bhattacharya,
disagree with me, I want to do more than just scream vulgarities at them and call
them a racist. I want some cool new words that have no real meaning to scream at
them too. And if I could use them in a rhyme, well no one will be able to out
debate me!
Speaking of micro-aggressions, I have never had anybody of another race or
gender show hostility towards me, other than of course the multitude of times my
house or car has been broken into. Gee, if anybody was ever mad at me, I think I
would melt like a snowflake!
I love the way that you extracted money from the taxpayers to engage in
socialist economics. Bravo! As everyone knows, the original 1819 Charter of the
University stated quite clearly that the President was to milk the taxpayers to pay
for his virtue signaling. If one looks closely at the original charter, the paragraph
about being a “good steward” of the taxpayer’s money was scratched out.
Finally, I would appreciate it if you could keep me informed of any riots,
property destruction or arson I can help out with. I am very much interested in
silencing the free speech of anyone who is not woke, especially those Nazis who
make logic and fact based arguments. I am available to dox them, get them fired
from their jobs, threaten their families, etc. Just let me know.
I am so thankful you are the head Commissar, oops I mean president of the
University!
FUCK YOU,
Robert Coleman Smith
College 81
TLDR: Scorched earth letter decrying the woke.
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Re: Political meme thread for both sides of the spectrum.
Charlie will walk six miles to find something to be offended by.
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You got it bass-ackwards mate.
I don’t believe in tearing down statues. Your ilk does. Besides, bronze and marble are known carcinogens.
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Pelosi tries to honor Willie Mays. Posts pic of Willie McCovey. Its real life UJR!
"When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny."
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Yeah, I grabbed her corrected one. Here is her original
"When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny."
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Re: Political meme thread for both sides of the spectrum.
I fully admit to not knowing what those two gentlemen look like. I, however, wasnt trying to honor one in a post sent out to the country.
"When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny."
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Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk
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that's why democrats should never be trusted to ever make an economic decision. about anything.
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We should never listen to dumb cowboys
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now how could those two things possibly occur simultaneously?
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For the record, I fact checked that and its all good
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Filling Portable Gas Cans Safely
It is really important that we use extreme caution when filling portable gasoline cans from a pump. Gasoline is an extremely volatile refined product. It can catch fire, explode, and burn rapidly. Cutting the grass or using that power washer can wait until we follow these simple tips from Chevron Oil Company:
Use only approved and properly labeled gasoline containers. The gas can should be red and have an Underwriters Laboratories (UL) or American Society for Testing and Materials (ASTM) stamp on it.
Place the container on the ground before filling, and make sure the filler nozzle touches the rim of the filler opening to help static electricity dissipate.
Fill the container only 95 percent full. Leave an air space so the fuel can expand as temperatures increase.
Always fill the can manually; never use the trigger lock on the nozzle.
Turn off your car's motor before fueling and extinguish any cigarettes or open flames.
Never fill a container inside a vehicle or truck bed.
Wipe the can clean before putting it in the vehicle (or hose it off).
Secure the can in the vehicle so it won't slide around. Do not transport container in passenger compartment of vehicle.
Never leave a gas can in your vehicle for extended periods.
https://www.nps.gov/articles/fire-p52-gas-cans.htm
Never fill a container when it's inside a vehicle, trailer, trunk or pickup truck bed. The container must come into contact with the ground in order to eliminate any chance of static electricity igniting fuel vapors. Fill the container no more that 90 – 95% full to allow room for expansion.
http://edkollc.com/the-rules-of-refueli ... 0expansion.
It's amazing the things you need to teach Texans
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and i thought only the girls read those instructions.
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Re: Political meme thread for both sides of the spectrum.
Did you run out of racist memes to post so you going back to 2015? I know you've already posted this one before
I blame Biker.
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i like that he's posing with the white guy lower lip bite while dancing look. i guess the ghetto guys are finally coming around to that style.
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Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk