The dumpster fire that is the Redskins

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The dumpster fire that is the Redskins

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Post by Biker » Wed Oct 30, 2019 5:47 pm

:lol:
The Redskins Could Have Traded Trent Williams For A First Round Pick But Bruce Allen Was A Huge Prick About It So The Browns Told Him To Fuck Off





This is the Washington Redskins, folks. The only team that could have an offer on the table for Trent Williams, drag their feet for 6 weeks, and then scramble to move him at the deadline. That’s the Redskins. Not only are the fans fed up, the players fed up, and the media fed up, but the other teams and front offices in the league are fed up! That’s insane! Bruce Allen is such a piece of shit that the Browns front office is like “yo, fuck that guy”. Front offices around the league don’t even want to take his phone calls. Trent Williams is right there, sitting at home, gathering dust, and nobody can work out a trade with Bruce Allen because he’s such an asshole.

And that’s the Redskins organization. Not a shred of competency to be found. Impossible to deal with. And I’m not talking about the players or coaches. They’re doing their best. But remember, coaches don’t get to pick their own guys. Dan Snyder has had a hand in every draft, and Bruce Allen too, and neither are football minds. We don’t have a GM. Doug Williams was hired as a Snyder mouthpiece and figurehead. And everything is done out of ego, pettiness, and self-satisfaction without the betterment of the team in mind. Dan Snyder clearly does not care about winning football games. I think in his brain he believes he does, but his refusal to change quite literally anything proves otherwise. He does the same thing over and over and over again, and when it doesn’t work, just tries the exact same thing again. Whoever comes in as the new coach will meet the same fate as every coach before him. Nothing will change. We’re stuck in this never-ending spin cycle.

So good work Bruce. You’ve outdone yourself again. When the Browns front office makes you look like an idiot, that’s when you know something is very, very wrong. And he did it with ease. Bravo.

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Post by Reservoir Dog » Wed Oct 30, 2019 6:07 pm

On the bright side... the Skins' may not win another game this season and they can draft another top tier QB and then ruin his career.

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Post by BigRedRetard » Wed Oct 30, 2019 7:33 pm

Reservoir Dog wrote:
Wed Oct 30, 2019 6:07 pm
On the bright side... the Skins' may not win another game this season and they can draft another top tier QB and then ruin his career.
Are you sure this isn't a thread about the Jets?

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Post by beagleboy » Wed Oct 30, 2019 9:03 pm

Williams failed his physical today on purpose.

Ian Rapoport
More on the Trent Williams' health: The #Redskins LT passed all parts of his physical, the team told his agent. Then he tried on a helmet and reported pain from surgery, which they are considering part of the physical. The team has 2 weeks to find a helmet that doesn’t hurt him.


The Cardinals for the 70's and 80's had an idiot of a guy named George Boone as director of player personnel. He got the job because he was friends with Bill Bidwill the owner but had no other real football experience. His draft research was a paid scouting report that wasn't any better than an ESPN draft guide (the Bengals used the exact same report for years also supposedly). No scouts- just that report. He never would interview the potential picks so by default you ended up with a lot of players that didn't fit the system, the coaches didn't want or were complete idiots. When they drafted a kicker in the first round one year (he made it 2 1/2 season) the QB Jim Hart reportedly contemplated retiring he thought it was so stupid.

The stories about the Rams with Vermeil, Martz and the rest of the idiots can be pretty hilarious. Here's just one:

https://www.editorandpublisher.com/news ... voicemail/

There were absolutely tons of them that Martz gave to the media after he was fired.

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Post by FSchmertz » Wed Oct 30, 2019 9:36 pm

The Brawncos and Bungles are almost as bad.
What the hell is going on in Cincinnati? The 0-8 Bengals seem to have no plan and absolutely blew it at this year's trade deadline.

Quarterback Andy Dalton was benched Tuesday -- literally on his 32nd birthday -- for a rookie named Ryan Finley (?), and that was their most sane move of the day, because it actually was a move. This team is going nowhere this season. The Bengals have to focus on the future, hence the Dalton benching. But every other decision shows their incompetence.

#FreeAJGreen was trending Tuesday, and for good reason. The Bengals wouldn't trade the star receiver, who is set to become a free agent this offseason, because, well ... who knows.

Figure it out, Cincy.

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Post by Reservoir Dog » Wed Oct 30, 2019 9:58 pm

At least the Dolphins are doing it on purpose. :lol:

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Post by Reservoir Dog » Thu Oct 31, 2019 1:17 pm

I would LOVE to see Kirk Cousins win a Super Bowl with the Vikings. That would make my day! :lol:

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Post by FSchmertz » Thu Oct 31, 2019 10:11 pm

The Washedupington Palefaces

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Post by Reservoir Dog » Thu Oct 31, 2019 10:36 pm

FSchmertz wrote:
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The Washedupington Palefaces
At least they're not the Broncos. :lol:

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Post by Biker » Sun Nov 24, 2019 11:38 pm

This popped up on my feed a few minutes ago. MY goodness :lol:


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Post by Reservoir Dog » Sun Nov 24, 2019 11:42 pm

Those stupid fucks can't even lose properly.

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Post by Biker » Sun Nov 24, 2019 11:44 pm

Reservoir Dog wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 11:42 pm
Those stupid fucks can't even lose properly.
They won :roll:

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Post by Reservoir Dog » Sun Nov 24, 2019 11:46 pm

Biker wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 11:44 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 11:42 pm
Those stupid fucks can't even lose properly.
They won :roll:
I KNOW! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

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Post by Biker » Sun Nov 24, 2019 11:46 pm

:lol:

Yeah, the Giants now have the #2 pick as it stands

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Post by Reservoir Dog » Sun Nov 24, 2019 11:52 pm

All they had to do was lose the rest of their games... hope the Bengals win a game... and they would have the 1st overall pick in the draft.

But those STUPID FUCKERS can't even lose properly!

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Post by B-Tender » Sun Nov 24, 2019 11:53 pm

Reservoir Dog wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 11:52 pm
All they had to do was lose the rest of their games... hope the Bengals win a game... and they would have the 1st overall pick in the draft.

But those STUPID FUCKERS can't even lose properly!
I should get extra credit in the pool for picking them.

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Post by BigRedRetard » Sun Nov 24, 2019 11:57 pm

Reservoir Dog wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 11:52 pm
All they had to do was lose the rest of their games... hope the Bengals win a game... and they would have the 1st overall pick in the draft.

But those STUPID FUCKERS can't even lose properly!
The Redskins have officially become the NY Jets

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Post by Reservoir Dog » Sun Nov 24, 2019 11:57 pm

B-Tender wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 11:53 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 11:52 pm
All they had to do was lose the rest of their games... hope the Bengals win a game... and they would have the 1st overall pick in the draft.

But those STUPID FUCKERS can't even lose properly!
I should get extra credit in the pool for picking them.
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT !!!!!

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Post by FSchmertz » Mon Nov 25, 2019 12:01 am

Biker wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 11:46 pm
:lol:

Yeah, the Giants now have the #2 pick as it stands
What's really sad is the Giants aren't even TRYING to tank. :(

There's really only one team they might be better than, the Bungles. :cry:

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Post by B-Tender » Mon Nov 25, 2019 12:16 am

Reservoir Dog wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 11:57 pm
B-Tender wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 11:53 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 11:52 pm
All they had to do was lose the rest of their games... hope the Bengals win a game... and they would have the 1st overall pick in the draft.

But those STUPID FUCKERS can't even lose properly!
I should get extra credit in the pool for picking them.
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT !!!!!
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Post by Reservoir Dog » Mon Nov 25, 2019 12:26 am

B-Tender wrote:
Mon Nov 25, 2019 12:16 am
Reservoir Dog wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 11:57 pm
B-Tender wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 11:53 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 11:52 pm
All they had to do was lose the rest of their games... hope the Bengals win a game... and they would have the 1st overall pick in the draft.

But those STUPID FUCKERS can't even lose properly!
I should get extra credit in the pool for picking them.
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT !!!!!
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Seriously? A Reservoir Dogs GIF !!!!!!!!!!! After what you did? :evil:

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