Re: Making the Varsity

Like any of you fat fucks would've made the varsity team.
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Re: Making the Varsity

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Post by FSchmertz » Sun Dec 06, 2020 1:39 am

BTW, I made the the Varsity, even in college (in Track and X-C, so not really a sport though). :lol:

P.S. I wasn't always an old fat fuck! ;)

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Post by CentralTexasCrude » Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:15 am

FSchmertz wrote:
Sun Dec 06, 2020 1:39 am
BTW, I made the the Varsity, even in college (in Track and X-C, so not really a sport though). :lol:

P.S. I wasn't always an old fat fuck! ;)
Are we having a nostalgia moment? I used to drive to the basket that made Jordan envious.

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Post by Reservoir Dog » Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:19 am

CentralTexasCrude wrote:
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I used to drive to the basket that made Jordan envious.
Because you had to stand on the roof of a car to sink one. :lol:
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Post by Reservoir Dog » Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:22 am

FSchmertz wrote:
Sun Dec 06, 2020 1:39 am
BTW, I made the the Varsity, even in college (in Track and X-C, so not really a sport though). :lol:

P.S. I wasn't always an old fat fuck! ;)
I think that tag line is for Flumper, Cheezy and Smurph.
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Post by CentralTexasCrude » Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:53 am

Reservoir Dog wrote:
Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:19 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote:
Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:15 am
I used to drive to the basket that made Jordan envious.
Because you had to stand on the roof of a car to sink one. :lol:
Get out of my fantasy memories.

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Post by CentralTexasCrude » Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:58 am

FSchmertz wrote:
Sun Dec 06, 2020 1:39 am
BTW, I made the the Varsity, even in college (in Track and X-C, so not really a sport though). :lol:

P.S. I wasn't always an old fat fuck! ;)
Can you really varsity at track / XC at the University of Hawaii- Enewetak Atoll Branch?

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Post by FSchmertz » Sun Dec 06, 2020 9:28 pm

CentralTexasCrude wrote:
Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:53 am
Reservoir Dog wrote:
Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:19 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote:
Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:15 am
I used to drive to the basket that made Jordan envious.
Because you had to stand on the roof of a car to sink one. :lol:
Get out of my fantasy memories.
Besides, it was Michelle Jordan. She was in 7th grade.

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Post by FSchmertz » Sun Dec 06, 2020 9:29 pm

CentralTexasCrude wrote:
Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:58 am
FSchmertz wrote:
Sun Dec 06, 2020 1:39 am
BTW, I made the the Varsity, even in college (in Track and X-C, so not really a sport though). :lol:

P.S. I wasn't always an old fat fuck! ;)
Can you really varsity at track / XC at the University of Hawaii- Enewetak Atoll Branch?
Hey, making varsity there still counts! ;)

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Post by Wut » Sun Dec 06, 2020 9:49 pm

Both my daughters played varsity fast pitch softball and my younger daughter ran cross-country. My younger asked me once what happened to my varsity jacket and I had to laugh because I was varsity pot smoker if anything.
wut?

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Post by FSchmertz » Sun Dec 06, 2020 10:20 pm

Wut wrote:
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Both my daughters played varsity fast pitch softball and my younger daughter ran cross-country. My younger asked me once what happened to my varsity jacket and I had to laugh because I was varsity pot smoker if anything.
Never got one of those. That was for football players. And our football team sucked!

P.S. Kinda felt sorry for them, especially since some of them were the field guys for my track & field team.

For some reason, all the brainiacs did XC and distance running. Though I wasn't one of those. But it seems like everyone else became doctors and dentists! :)

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Post by CHEEZY17 » Tue Dec 08, 2020 12:01 am

Reservoir Dog wrote:
Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:22 am
FSchmertz wrote:
Sun Dec 06, 2020 1:39 am
BTW, I made the the Varsity, even in college (in Track and X-C, so not really a sport though). :lol:

P.S. I wasn't always an old fat fuck! ;)
I think that tag line is for Flumper, Cheezy and Smurph.
Mid 40's 5'11" 185 here thank you very much! :evil:

And I was a natural shortstop in high school and college and could play 3rd, SS or 2nd. As the teammates got better (than me) though I settled comfortably into manning 2nd consistently. My arm strength and accuracy simply couldnt do the job that SS and 3rd required at the better level.
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Post by spudoc » Tue Dec 08, 2020 12:13 am

CHEEZY17 wrote:
Tue Dec 08, 2020 12:01 am
Reservoir Dog wrote:
Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:22 am
FSchmertz wrote:
Sun Dec 06, 2020 1:39 am
BTW, I made the the Varsity, even in college (in Track and X-C, so not really a sport though). :lol:

P.S. I wasn't always an old fat fuck! ;)
I think that tag line is for Flumper, Cheezy and Smurph.
Mid 40's 5'11" 185 here thank you very much! :evil:

And I was a natural shortstop in high school and college and could play 3rd, SS or 2nd. As the teammates got better (than me) though I settled comfortably into manning 2nd consistently. My arm strength and accuracy simply couldnt do the job that SS and 3rd required at the better level.
My inability to hit my weight, and I was a skinny kid, kept me from playing high school ball. But I was a force on the boards when it came to rebounding and that kept me in the starting lineup for high school basketball

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Post by Reservoir Dog » Tue Dec 08, 2020 12:22 am

CHEEZY17 wrote:
Tue Dec 08, 2020 12:01 am
Reservoir Dog wrote:
Sun Dec 06, 2020 4:22 am
FSchmertz wrote:
Sun Dec 06, 2020 1:39 am
BTW, I made the the Varsity, even in college (in Track and X-C, so not really a sport though). :lol:

P.S. I wasn't always an old fat fuck! ;)
I think that tag line is for Flumper, Cheezy and Smurph.
Mid 40's 5'11" 185 here thank you very much! :evil:

And I was a natural shortstop in high school and college and could play 3rd, SS or 2nd. As the teammates got better (than me) though I settled comfortably into manning 2nd consistently. My arm strength and accuracy simply couldnt do the job that SS and 3rd required at the better level.
No offense intended, dude. I just pulled 3 names out of a hat.
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Post by Biker » Tue Dec 08, 2020 12:54 am

I played futbol in my high school years and lettered for 3 of the 4 years. I was a central defender and my height got me on the team and starting squad.

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