2020 UJR NFL Football Pool: Super Bowl

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Re: 2020 UJR NFL Football Pool: Super Bowl

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Post by CentralTexasCrude » Mon Feb 08, 2021 3:57 am

I see we will get the usual "crickets " from RD. Too dumb to do math, too stupid to know football.

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Re: 2020 UJR NFL Football Pool: Super Bowl

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Post by Animal » Mon Feb 08, 2021 4:00 am

i will live my entire life and go to my grave and never figure out that Defense wins super bowls. high powered offense will get you into the game, but the best defense will win the game. I know that and, mother fucker, i can never carry that memory forward to the next year. fuck me.

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Re: 2020 UJR NFL Football Pool: Super Bowl

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Post by Reservoir Dog » Mon Feb 08, 2021 2:09 pm

Animal wrote:
Thu Feb 04, 2021 3:53 pm
❌Kansas City -3.
0-1-0
Wut wrote:
Thu Feb 04, 2021 4:22 pm
❌KC.
0-1-0
megman wrote:
Thu Feb 04, 2021 5:25 pm
❌KC
0-1-0
Biker wrote:
Fri Feb 05, 2021 3:25 pm
✅Tampa +3
1-0-0
Reservoir Dog wrote:
Sun Feb 07, 2021 1:29 pm
❌Kansas City (-3)
0-1-0
CHEEZY17 wrote:
Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:53 pm
✅Tampa Brady +3
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Re: 2020 UJR NFL Football Pool: Super Bowl

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Post by Reservoir Dog » Mon Feb 08, 2021 2:12 pm

FINAL STANDINGS

Biker 57-38-2
Megman 51-42-4
Cheezy 50-45-2
B-Tender 47-47-3
Flumper 42-53-2
Wut 40-53-4
Res Dog 39-56-2
Hawkfan 36-60-1

The Grand Slam Club:
The O-fer Club: B-Tender, Res Dog
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Re: 2020 UJR NFL Football Pool: Super Bowl

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Post by Reservoir Dog » Mon Feb 08, 2021 2:51 pm

Congratulations to whoever was making Biker's picks for him !!!

WELL DONE !!!
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Re: 2020 UJR NFL Football Pool: Super Bowl

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Post by Burn1dwn » Mon Feb 08, 2021 3:57 pm

megman wrote:
Mon Feb 08, 2021 3:14 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote:
Mon Feb 08, 2021 3:04 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote:
Sat Feb 06, 2021 2:21 am
Biker wrote:
Fri Feb 05, 2021 3:25 pm
Tampa +3
Yes Sir. And forget the +3. TB will win outright and it has nothing to do with Brady or Mahomes. That Buccaneer defense got them to the SB. They will win it.
I believe I made a guarantee prediction 2 days ago that this SB would not involve Brady or Mahomes but would be the Tampa Bay defense. I rest my case.
You couldn't predict a fart at a chili eating contest.....
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Re: 2020 UJR NFL Football Pool: Super Bowl

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Post by Burn1dwn » Mon Feb 08, 2021 4:08 pm

Animal wrote:
Mon Feb 08, 2021 4:00 am
i will live my entire life and go to my grave and never figure out that Defense wins super bowls. high powered offense will get you into the game, but the best defense will win the game. I know that and, mother fucker, i can never carry that memory forward to the next year. fuck me.
A team finally makes a hometown superbowl, Odddmakers make them underdogs and 60% of the public falls for the sucker bet.

Even if KC was the better team on paper, there is no way a playoff team should be underdogs at home this late in the playoffs (and certainly not 3 point underdogs). This should have been a pick em at worst.

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Re: 2020 UJR NFL Football Pool: Super Bowl

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Post by Animal » Mon Feb 08, 2021 4:47 pm

Burn1dwn wrote:
Mon Feb 08, 2021 4:08 pm
Animal wrote:
Mon Feb 08, 2021 4:00 am
i will live my entire life and go to my grave and never figure out that Defense wins super bowls. high powered offense will get you into the game, but the best defense will win the game. I know that and, mother fucker, i can never carry that memory forward to the next year. fuck me.
A team finally makes a hometown superbowl, Odddmakers make them underdogs and 60% of the public falls for the sucker bet.

Even if KC was the better team on paper, there is no way a playoff team should be underdogs at home this late in the playoffs (and certainly not 3 point underdogs). This should have been a pick em at worst.
hindsight is a perfect science.

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Re: 2020 UJR NFL Football Pool: Super Bowl

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Post by Biker » Mon Feb 08, 2021 4:55 pm

Reservoir Dog wrote:
Mon Feb 08, 2021 2:12 pm
FINAL STANDINGS

Biker 57-38-2
Megman 51-42-4
Cheezy 50-45-2
B-Tender 47-47-3
Flumper 42-53-2
Wut 40-53-4
Res Dog 39-56-2
Hawkfan 36-60-1

The Grand Slam Club:
The O-fer Club: B-Tender, Res Dog
Worst to first, baby!
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Re: 2020 UJR NFL Football Pool: Super Bowl

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Post by Biker » Mon Feb 08, 2021 4:55 pm

Burn1dwn wrote:
Mon Feb 08, 2021 4:08 pm
Animal wrote:
Mon Feb 08, 2021 4:00 am
i will live my entire life and go to my grave and never figure out that Defense wins super bowls. high powered offense will get you into the game, but the best defense will win the game. I know that and, mother fucker, i can never carry that memory forward to the next year. fuck me.
A team finally makes a hometown superbowl, Odddmakers make them underdogs and 60% of the public falls for the sucker bet.

Even if KC was the better team on paper, there is no way a playoff team should be underdogs at home this late in the playoffs (and certainly not 3 point underdogs). This should have been a pick em at worst.
I had Tampa on the moneyline at +135. Easiest bet I've made in a while
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Re: 2020 UJR NFL Football Pool: Super Bowl

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Post by Reservoir Dog » Mon Feb 08, 2021 5:02 pm

Biker wrote:
Mon Feb 08, 2021 4:55 pm
Burn1dwn wrote:
Mon Feb 08, 2021 4:08 pm
Animal wrote:
Mon Feb 08, 2021 4:00 am
i will live my entire life and go to my grave and never figure out that Defense wins super bowls. high powered offense will get you into the game, but the best defense will win the game. I know that and, mother fucker, i can never carry that memory forward to the next year. fuck me.
A team finally makes a hometown superbowl, Odddmakers make them underdogs and 60% of the public falls for the sucker bet.

Even if KC was the better team on paper, there is no way a playoff team should be underdogs at home this late in the playoffs (and certainly not 3 point underdogs). This should have been a pick em at worst.
I had Tampa on the moneyline at +135. Easiest bet I've made in a while
I soooooooooo wanted to do that! But my dislike of Tom Brady wouldn't let me pull the trigger.
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Re: 2020 UJR NFL Football Pool: Super Bowl

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Post by CentralTexasCrude » Mon Feb 08, 2021 7:02 pm

Biker wrote:
Mon Feb 08, 2021 4:55 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote:
Mon Feb 08, 2021 2:12 pm
FINAL STANDINGS

Biker 57-38-2
Megman 51-42-4
Cheezy 50-45-2
B-Tender 47-47-3
Flumper 42-53-2
Wut 40-53-4
Res Dog 39-56-2
Hawkfan 36-60-1

The Grand Slam Club:
The O-fer Club: B-Tender, Res Dog
Worst to first, baby!
Congratulations Biker

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Re: 2020 UJR NFL Football Pool: Super Bowl

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Post by Burn1dwn » Mon Feb 08, 2021 7:18 pm

Animal wrote:
Mon Feb 08, 2021 4:47 pm
Burn1dwn wrote:
Mon Feb 08, 2021 4:08 pm
Animal wrote:
Mon Feb 08, 2021 4:00 am
i will live my entire life and go to my grave and never figure out that Defense wins super bowls. high powered offense will get you into the game, but the best defense will win the game. I know that and, mother fucker, i can never carry that memory forward to the next year. fuck me.
A team finally makes a hometown superbowl, Odddmakers make them underdogs and 60% of the public falls for the sucker bet.

Even if KC was the better team on paper, there is no way a playoff team should be underdogs at home this late in the playoffs (and certainly not 3 point underdogs). This should have been a pick em at worst.
hindsight is a perfect science.
Do I need to post my winning ticket?

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Re: 2020 UJR NFL Football Pool: Super Bowl

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Post by Burn1dwn » Mon Feb 08, 2021 7:56 pm

Biker wrote:
Mon Feb 08, 2021 4:55 pm
Burn1dwn wrote:
Mon Feb 08, 2021 4:08 pm
Animal wrote:
Mon Feb 08, 2021 4:00 am
i will live my entire life and go to my grave and never figure out that Defense wins super bowls. high powered offense will get you into the game, but the best defense will win the game. I know that and, mother fucker, i can never carry that memory forward to the next year. fuck me.
A team finally makes a hometown superbowl, Odddmakers make them underdogs and 60% of the public falls for the sucker bet.

Even if KC was the better team on paper, there is no way a playoff team should be underdogs at home this late in the playoffs (and certainly not 3 point underdogs). This should have been a pick em at worst.
I had Tampa on the moneyline at +135. Easiest bet I've made in a while
NIce. I ended up taking the 3.5 points on my straight up bet but took the moneyline on a parlay.

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Re: 2020 UJR NFL Football Pool: Super Bowl

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Post by Animal » Mon Feb 08, 2021 8:54 pm

Burn1dwn wrote:
Mon Feb 08, 2021 7:18 pm
Animal wrote:
Mon Feb 08, 2021 4:47 pm
Burn1dwn wrote:
Mon Feb 08, 2021 4:08 pm
Animal wrote:
Mon Feb 08, 2021 4:00 am
i will live my entire life and go to my grave and never figure out that Defense wins super bowls. high powered offense will get you into the game, but the best defense will win the game. I know that and, mother fucker, i can never carry that memory forward to the next year. fuck me.
A team finally makes a hometown superbowl, Odddmakers make them underdogs and 60% of the public falls for the sucker bet.

Even if KC was the better team on paper, there is no way a playoff team should be underdogs at home this late in the playoffs (and certainly not 3 point underdogs). This should have been a pick em at worst.
hindsight is a perfect science.
Do I need to post my winning ticket?
no, just link the post where you had it all figured out prior to the kickoff. thanks.

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Re: 2020 UJR NFL Football Pool: Super Bowl

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Post by Burn1dwn » Mon Feb 08, 2021 9:13 pm

Animal wrote:
Mon Feb 08, 2021 8:54 pm
Burn1dwn wrote:
Mon Feb 08, 2021 7:18 pm
Animal wrote:
Mon Feb 08, 2021 4:47 pm
Burn1dwn wrote:
Mon Feb 08, 2021 4:08 pm
Animal wrote:
Mon Feb 08, 2021 4:00 am
i will live my entire life and go to my grave and never figure out that Defense wins super bowls. high powered offense will get you into the game, but the best defense will win the game. I know that and, mother fucker, i can never carry that memory forward to the next year. fuck me.
A team finally makes a hometown superbowl, Odddmakers make them underdogs and 60% of the public falls for the sucker bet.

Even if KC was the better team on paper, there is no way a playoff team should be underdogs at home this late in the playoffs (and certainly not 3 point underdogs). This should have been a pick em at worst.
hindsight is a perfect science.
Do I need to post my winning ticket?
no, just link the post where you had it all figured out prior to the kickoff. thanks.
Talking about my bets before the game starts falls under the "never count your money while sitting at the table" rule of gambling. One of the reasons that I don't participate in RD's league. I'm not a superstitious person except about my sports book wagering.

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Re: 2020 UJR NFL Football Pool: Super Bowl

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Post by CHEEZY17 » Tue Feb 09, 2021 3:08 am

Congrats Biker!

I think what started this whole thing was years ago at the old UJ Slappy started a thread boasting of the "easy money" he'd win betting on football. Being the reformed degenerate gambler I am I called him on it and started tracking his weekly picks as if I were his bookie. At years end, IIRC, he was either even or down.

Vegas wasnt built by paying winners.

Here's how we did this year with each game as $100 bet ($100 for a win and pay $110 for a loss):

Biker 57-38-2 +$1,520
Megman 51-42-4 +$480
Cheezy 50-45-2 +$50
B-Tender 47-47-3 -$470
Flumper 42-53-2 -$1,630
Wut 40-53-4 -$1,830
Res Dog 39-56-2 -$2,260
Hawkfan 36-60-1 -$3,000
China has literally stuck it in the Biden Administrations ass.

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Re: 2020 UJR NFL Football Pool: Super Bowl

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Post by Animal » Tue Feb 09, 2021 3:40 am

wow, thanks cheesey. that puts it more into perspective. that's about what i used to lose in a season of betting several college games and then several NFL games. but they were $50 each. My bookie required a payup when you got down $2,000 or right after the super bowl. i would usually have to pay him after the super bowl and never hit that $2,000 mark in a season. In all of the years, he never paid me anything. That damn vig builds up much more than people realize.

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Re: 2020 UJR NFL Football Pool: Super Bowl

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Post by Wut » Tue Feb 09, 2021 3:19 pm

This is why I don’t gamble.
wut?

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Re: 2020 UJR NFL Football Pool: Super Bowl

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Post by Wut » Tue Feb 09, 2021 3:22 pm

Interesting though that Megman essentially took the opposite of my bets, with, I think, two exceptions and I lost $1,400.00 more than he gained.
wut?

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Re: 2020 UJR NFL Football Pool: Super Bowl

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Post by megman » Wed Feb 10, 2021 3:56 am

Wut wrote:
Tue Feb 09, 2021 3:22 pm
Interesting though that Megman essentially took the opposite of my bets, with, I think, two exceptions and I lost $1,400.00 more than he gained.
Just send me the checks next one and I'll invest them for you. 8-)
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Re: 2020 UJR NFL Football Pool: Super Bowl

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Post by Wut » Wed Feb 10, 2021 5:01 pm

megman wrote:
Wed Feb 10, 2021 3:56 am
Wut wrote:
Tue Feb 09, 2021 3:22 pm
Interesting though that Megman essentially took the opposite of my bets, with, I think, two exceptions and I lost $1,400.00 more than he gained.
Just send me the checks next one and I'll invest them for you. 8-)
Wait I’ll next year when I crush and you’re last!
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Re: 2020 UJR NFL Football Pool: Super Bowl

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Post by Burn1dwn » Mon Feb 15, 2021 6:00 pm

Wut wrote:
Tue Feb 09, 2021 3:22 pm
Interesting though that Megman essentially took the opposite of my bets, with, I think, two exceptions and I lost $1,400.00 more than he gained.
That fucking juice will kill you.

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