Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

[Cassandros]

[Animal]

you would sort of think that if that tree was found in the united states that we would have heard about it.

[FreakShowFanatic]

you would sort of think that if that tree was found in the united states that we would have heard about it.

Never heard of it before either but apparently it exists.

"The Manchineel Tree is native to Florida and can be found on sandy beaches and brackish marshes among mangroves. It has a fruit that resembles an apple. The tree can grow to around 50ft tall and is listed as endangered in Florida."

[peterosehaircut]

So far so good!

Sweet bike!

Unfortunately this bike is no more. She wrecked it Sunday.
We were on a winding road in the Nebraska sand hills, I just came out of a corner and checked my mirrors when I saw her bike doing somersaults in the ditch.
Not sure what happened, I asked her if she hit the curve too fast or hit some loose gravel, she said no, the bike just wouldn't turn. This makes no sense to me, she has rode that bike up a mountain in Wyoming, on a gravel road, in the rain, she knows what she's doing.
Anyways she is having surgery to repair a couple fractured vertebrae tomorrow.

[Animal]

what in the fuck? your wife?

oh, if it was a prostitute and you don't want anyone to know, then just don't respond. i understand.

[Blast]

So far so good!

Sweet bike!

Unfortunately this bike is no more. She wrecked it Sunday.
We were on a winding road in the Nebraska sand hills, I just came out of a corner and checked my mirrors when I saw her bike doing somersaults in the ditch.
Not sure what happened, I asked her if she hit the curve too fast or hit some loose gravel, she said no, the bike just wouldn't turn. This makes no sense to me, she has rode that bike up a mountain in Wyoming, on a gravel road, in the rain, she knows what she's doing.
Anyways she is having surgery to repair a couple fractured vertebrae tomorrow.

Hole she comes out of it ok. Other than that she isn't too beaten up is she?

[Animal]

Other than that she isn't too beaten up is she?

he's probably holding off on that until she's out of surgery.

[megman]

what in the fuck? your wife?

oh, if it was a prostitute and you don't want anyone to know, then just don't respond. i understand.

He said it was the girlfriends.

Too bad about the ride PRH. Here's hoping the GF has a speedy recovery.

[Stapes]

Target fixation in the curves. Many a crash on the dragon from that.

[peterosehaircut]

Yeah, not married but we have lived together for several years, and she landed in the grass in the ditch she probably would have walked away from it if the bike Hadn't ended up on top of her.

[CaptQuint]

Yeah, not married but we have lived together for several years, and she landed in the grass in the ditch she probably would have walked away from it if the bike Hadn't ended up on top of her.

Hope for a quick restoration to health

[CHEEZY17]

Yeah, not married but we have lived together for several years, and she landed in the grass in the ditch she probably would have walked away from it if the bike Hadn't ended up on top of her.

Years ago Mrs CHEEZY hurt her back and she was laid up for a couple days. The first day within the first couple of minutes of her home bed rest I said "I suppose a blow job is out of the question?" She did not find it as amusing as I did.

[peterosehaircut]

Yeah, not married but we have lived together for several years, and she landed in the grass in the ditch she probably would have walked away from it if the bike Hadn't ended up on top of her.

Years ago Mrs CHEEZY hurt her back and she was laid up for a couple days. The first day within the first couple of minutes of her home bed rest I said "I suppose a blow job is out of the question?" She did not find it as amusing as I did.

[Animal]

i've never had a big bike and never wrecked one. but its hard to imagine that it can't be fixed. especially if all she did was slide it over in a turn.

[peterosehaircut]

i've never had a big bike and never wrecked one. but its hard to imagine that it can't be fixed. especially if all she did was slide it over in a turn.

The bike is toast. She basically drove straight in to the ditch and did an end over end roll.
This was the corner.

[peterosehaircut]

i've never had a big bike and never wrecked one. but its hard to imagine that it can't be fixed. especially if all she did was slide it over in a turn.

The bike is toast. She basically drove straight in to the ditch and did an end over end roll.
This was the corner.

[Animal]

https://www.google.com/maps/@41.3497521 ... 328!8i1664

[WestTexasCrude]

So far so good!

Sweet bike!

Unfortunately this bike is no more. She wrecked it Sunday.
We were on a winding road in the Nebraska sand hills, I just came out of a corner and checked my mirrors when I saw her bike doing somersaults in the ditch.
Not sure what happened, I asked her if she hit the curve too fast or hit some loose gravel, she said no, the bike just wouldn't turn. This makes no sense to me, she has rode that bike up a mountain in Wyoming, on a gravel road, in the rain, she knows what she's doing.
Anyways she is having surgery to repair a couple fractured vertebrae tomorrow.

Damn, dude. That sucks

[B-Tender]

[peterosehaircut]

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[Stapes]

[AnalHamster]

After receiving reports that a priest has been misbehaving with the nuns, a bishop goes to investigate. He brings three nuns into the church, fills the font with holy water and has the first place her hand on the bible.
'Tell me my child', he says, 'is there anything you must confess?'
'Oh father!' She says, 'I have sinned terribly, I gave the priest a hand job!'
The bishop looks at her with love and pity and says 'child the sin was his. Wash your hand in this holy water, and you will be forgiven.'

He turns to the second nun and asks her to put her hand on the bible, but before she can, the third nun jumps forward.

'Excuse me father, but can I go first? It's just that I need to gargle the holy water and she's going to sit in it'

[Stapes]

1939

[CaptQuint]

[CaptQuint]

Owner Furious After Dealership Drops C8 Corvette From Lift

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