Jeff Bezos spending 70 billion to trade in his wife & get a hispanic girlfriend

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Re: Jeff Bezos spending 70 billion to trade in his wife & get a hispanic girlfriend

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QillerDaemon wrote: Fri Jan 11, 2019 12:41 am
captquint wrote: Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:20 pm I seem to remember Butt Unit saying she pulled difficult turds from her ass with her fingers
Unfortunately for FSF's memory, I do distinctly remember her saying that very thing, while in the shower, when she couldn't squeeze them out naturally, back at the old UJ. I used to make a little fun of her for it, but I always thought BU was a great poster. Like FSF I can also admit to having a little "thing* for her.
I thought she looked like Lou Diamond Phillips
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I thought she looked like a cigar store Indian.
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captquint wrote: Fri Jan 11, 2019 12:43 am I thought she looked like Lou Diamond Phillips
Heh, maybe a little. Still thought she was a little cutie.
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captquint wrote: Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:18 pm You done boy wonder?
Cut him some slack. The moon phase is just coming off the New. Disorientating with the full aluminum body suit with the optional conical headgear can be confusing.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Jan 11, 2019 1:05 am
captquint wrote: Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:18 pm You done boy wonder?
Cut him some slack. The moon phase is just coming off the New. Disorientating with the full aluminum body suit with the optional conical headgear can be confusing.
The wearing of aluminum intensifies the effect
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captquint wrote: Fri Jan 11, 2019 1:10 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Jan 11, 2019 1:05 am
captquint wrote: Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:18 pm You done boy wonder?
Cut him some slack. The moon phase is just coming off the New. Disorientating with the full aluminum body suit with the optional conical headgear can be confusing.
The wearing of aluminum intensifies the effect
Aluminum foil wrapped, like a potato?

I don't think FSFs potato is fully baked.
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Antknot wrote: Fri Jan 11, 2019 1:15 am
captquint wrote: Fri Jan 11, 2019 1:10 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Jan 11, 2019 1:05 am
captquint wrote: Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:18 pm You done boy wonder?
Cut him some slack. The moon phase is just coming off the New. Disorientating with the full aluminum body suit with the optional conical headgear can be confusing.
The wearing of aluminum intensifies the effect
Aluminum foil wrapped, like a potato?

I don't think FSFs potato is fully baked.
Helps him communicate with the home planet
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captquint wrote: Fri Jan 11, 2019 1:21 am
Antknot wrote: Fri Jan 11, 2019 1:15 am
captquint wrote: Fri Jan 11, 2019 1:10 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Jan 11, 2019 1:05 am
captquint wrote: Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:18 pm You done boy wonder?
Cut him some slack. The moon phase is just coming off the New. Disorientating with the full aluminum body suit with the optional conical headgear can be confusing.
The wearing of aluminum intensifies the effect
Aluminum foil wrapped, like a potato?

I don't think FSFs potato is fully baked.
Helps him communicate with the home planet
Could each personality be from a different planet. Fighting over some helpless schlub?
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Antknot wrote: Fri Jan 11, 2019 1:26 am
captquint wrote: Fri Jan 11, 2019 1:21 am
Antknot wrote: Fri Jan 11, 2019 1:15 am
captquint wrote: Fri Jan 11, 2019 1:10 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Jan 11, 2019 1:05 am
captquint wrote: Thu Jan 10, 2019 8:18 pm You done boy wonder?
Cut him some slack. The moon phase is just coming off the New. Disorientating with the full aluminum body suit with the optional conical headgear can be confusing.
The wearing of aluminum intensifies the effect
Aluminum foil wrapped, like a potato?

I don't think FSFs potato is fully baked.
Helps him communicate with the home planet
Could each personality be from a different planet. Fighting over some helpless schlub?
Everyone on that planet has 12 personalities, 84 billion people
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Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Jan 11, 2019 4:52 am
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He looks like he smokes more pole than slap and BG combined 😂
So now you're gay shaming people? You're an excellent mod, & mom. What would you do if your black kid turned out to be gay? Having you as a mom could easily do that to a kid. :o :lol:
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Not that this has anything to do with this thread, but Bezos's soon to be ex-wife could become the richest woman in the world.
The Amazon CEO is worth $137 billion, making him the richest man in the world. But depending on how the couple end up splitting their assets, he could be toppled from that position and MacKenzie Bezos could gain the title of world's richest woman.

Jeff and MacKenzie live in Washington state, one of nine states where everything acquired throughout the marriage — from real estate to income — is considered joint property. That means their assets could be split 50-50, unlike in 41 other states, where a marital estate is made up of assets acquired under each spouse's name and isn't considered joint property unless both names are on the deed.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Jan 11, 2019 5:32 am
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Fri Jan 11, 2019 5:15 am
Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Jan 11, 2019 4:52 am
captquint wrote: Fri Jan 11, 2019 12:28 am Image
He looks like he smokes more pole than slap and BG combined 😂
So now you're gay shaming people? You're an excellent mod, & mom. What would you do if your black kid turned out to be gay? Having you as a mom could easily do that to a kid. :o :lol:
Why do you have to use either of those as a qualifier for the other?
Because you have to be a cunt, & by being a cunt you need to know the damage it does to your children. That's why there's a man like me here to point it out to you. Seriously Ev, you can do better than this. There's a reason why I married well with a beautiful and successful angel and you ended up with Mav & your mutts from various "men".

You're getting old now so your looks aren't going to last much longer either. Do you want to end up being a used up whore who's last friend is Quint, with a mere navy salary? Isn't that like poverty level?
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Ignorance is bliss in Ev's case.
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Ev needs to hear this again, it's important:

Because you have to be a cunt, & by being a cunt you need to know the damage it does to your children. That's why there's a man like me here to point it out to you. Seriously Ev, you can do better than this. There's a reason why I married well with a beautiful and successful angel and you ended up with Mav & your mutts from various "men".

You're getting old now so your looks aren't going to last much longer either. Do you want to end up being a used up whore who's last friend is Quint, with a mere navy salary? Isn't that like poverty level?
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Maybe your young one can rap good like Lil'Wayne Ev. That would be cool.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Jan 11, 2019 8:08 am ::has several more seizures::

Please stop dear god make it stop!

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Amazing coincidence. Long story short, my wife grew up with JLO in Castle Hill, Bronx. They are the same age and went to the same school together. On the 6 was the subway they took together. They were friends. Both awesome people that grew up in a place much harder than 99% of the people here could dream about. Meanwhile, both of them are a success. I tip my hat to them.

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When I used to date my wife I would have to drive to Castle Hill Bronx to pick her up. I have to admit I was a little bit nervous to go to that hood but she was worth it. ;)
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Y'all must be wondering the relevancy based on the thread. Well, we're talking about hot latina women (unlike EV because she's white) and why we like them so much. Bezos just paid 70 BILLION to hook up with one of them, go figure.

Quint is a racist that hates latina women but that's only because he's a dork & they don't find him attractive, so that makes him a cry baby.
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Nice thing about Tha Bronx there is plenty of human and dog excrement to eat and good job opportunities in Hunts Point for being a whore.
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Holy shit FSF, knock it the fuck off, you're giving me a headache. Are we sure it's mental illness and not cocaine?
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captquint wrote: Fri Jan 11, 2019 12:30 pm Nice thing about Tha Bronx there is plenty of human and dog excrement to eat and good job opportunities in Hunts Point for being a whore.
You ought to know. But look at it this way, at least you get to work once in a while.
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Fri Jan 11, 2019 6:49 pm
captquint wrote: Fri Jan 11, 2019 12:30 pm Nice thing about Tha Bronx there is plenty of human and dog excrement to eat and good job opportunities in Hunts Point for being a whore.
You ought to know. But look at it this way, at least you get to work once in a while.
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