Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

megman · #451

peterosehaircut wrote: ↑Sat Feb 23, 2019 8:47 pm Raw goat milk is the best!

Had it once about 50 years ago.

Once....

FreakShowFanatic · #452

Nero wrote: ↑Sat Feb 23, 2019 8:49 pm I've been known to go through a gallon of whole milk every other day. Ice cold whole milk is my favorite thing to drink.

No wonder you're fat!

Nero · #453

It's called husky asshole. Big boned. Plus I can lift heavy shit.

FreakShowFanatic · #454

Nero wrote: ↑Sat Feb 23, 2019 8:58 pm It's called husky asshole. Big boned. Plus I can lift heavy shit.

FreakShowFanatic · #455

FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:06 pm
Nero wrote: ↑Sat Feb 23, 2019 8:58 pm It's called husky asshole. Big boned. Plus I can lift heavy shit.
All my weight is in my belly these days. YIKES! I'm starting to look like Jigs.

megman · #456

Big bones don't jiggle when you walk...

Antknot · #457

Nero wrote: ↑Sat Feb 23, 2019 8:58 pm It's called husky asshole. Big boned. Plus I can lift heavy shit.

How much blubber you got wrapped around them bones?

Whackov · #458

Nero wrote: ↑Sat Feb 23, 2019 8:49 pm I've been known to go through a gallon of whole milk every other day. Ice cold whole milk is my favorite thing to drink.

My youngest did 7 gallons a week through high school. He doesn’t like the milk where he lives for college so he drinks very little milk now. Now his beer consumption is another story.

Charliesheen · #459

It's for baby cows. Never seen a heifer let a steer grab a drunk. Dairy is a cruel bidness. But I love cheese, sour cream & heavy cream for cooking. I'll burn in hell with the rest of the meat eaters.

Whackov · #460

Reservoir Dog · #461

Gotta love those Latina bitches!

Degas · #462

megman wrote: ↑Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:08 pm Big bones don't jiggle when you walk...

Depends if my fly is down....

Charliesheen · #463

CaptQuint · #464

CaptQuint · #465

Stapes · #466

captquint wrote: ↑Mon Feb 25, 2019 7:59 pm

I never had the pleasure of Action Park but I really wanted to go because the commercials made it look awesome. Too far for my parents when we had the whole Jersey Shore full of boardwalks to go to. I did however go through the Haunted Castle at Six Flags in Jackson quite a number of times. Luckily I was away in the Marines when it caught on fire and killed 8 kids.

HighNDry · #467

Stapes wrote: ↑Mon Feb 25, 2019 8:38 pm
I never had the pleasure of Action Park but I really wanted to go because the commercials made it look awesome. Too far for my parents when we had the whole Jersey Shore full of boardwalks to go to. I did however go through the Haunted Castle at Six Flags in Jackson quite a number of times. Luckily I was away in the Marines when it caught on fire and killed 8 kids.

I like the M. Night Shamadingdong twist at the end.

Stapes · #468

CHEEZY17 · #469

Stapes wrote: ↑Tue Feb 26, 2019 2:19 pm

Holy fuck. Not exactly the best job in the world. The kid sitting in back is probably the backup for when one of the other kids inevitably get hurt.

CaptQuint · #470

CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Tue Feb 26, 2019 3:27 pm
Stapes wrote: ↑Tue Feb 26, 2019 2:19 pm
Holy fuck. Not exactly the best job in the world. The kid sitting in back is probably the backup for when one of the other kids inevitably get hurt.

You stand on the back rail when the ball in lane

Nero · #471

megman · #472

CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Tue Feb 26, 2019 3:27 pm
Stapes wrote: ↑Tue Feb 26, 2019 2:19 pm
Holy fuck. Not exactly the best job in the world. The kid sitting in back is probably the backup for when one of the other kids inevitably get hurt.

Had a cousin that did that. A face only a mother could love.

#473

Nero wrote: ↑Thu Feb 28, 2019 9:49 pm

I just made an x-rated version of this.
For research.

#474

#475

i can't even imagine what that must have cost.