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“The society that puts equality before freedom will end up with neither, the society that puts freedom before equality will end up with a great deal of both.” --Milton Friedman
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CaptQuint wrote: Sat Aug 15, 2020 5:38 pm Deathproofs tour van

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Nothing there, chief. Good effort, you're doing terrific.
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Too bad, it was funny
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What if it was one guy with six guns?
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Why is she sitting in that barrel when she could be sitting on my cock?
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
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This is O'Doyle Rules, a rap group that I recently started managing. Left to right, they are:

Phatz Thugnutz. He has stolen over a dozen bicycles and was the first kid in his 7th grade class to try smoking dirt weed. He loves pizza rolls and hates his mom. His favorite quote is "Fuck you, Betsy!"

Lil' Fuck. He runs bags of dope for his older brother. He took his mom's boyfriend's gun to school but couldn't find any bullets. He has to be home before the streetlights are on. Favorite quote: "Two for thirty, three for forty."

Small Paul. He's the only member of the group who has actually done time in juvie, and can actually rap some. He hits his mom when she dresses him for church. Much like Stapes, his favorite quote is "N****!"

O.G. Poverty. Has a girlfriend but is cheating on her by an Asian kid named Clarence. His family lives in a toaster strudel box. Those chains he wears are rusted from years of "the big sad". Favorite quote: "Have you checked out the new Nikki Minaj?"

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Deathproof wrote: Mon Aug 17, 2020 5:34 pm This is O'Doyle Rules, a rap group that I recently started managing. Left to right, they are:

Phatz Thugnutz. He has stolen over a dozen bicycles and was the first kid in his 7th grade class to try smoking dirt weed. He loves pizza rolls and hates his mom. His favorite quote is "Fuck you, Betsy!"

Lil' Fuck. He runs bags of dope for his older brother. He took his mom's boyfriend's gun to school but couldn't find any bullets. He has to be home before the streetlights are on. Favorite quote: "Two for thirty, three for forty."

Small Paul. He's the only member of the group who has actually done time in juvie, and can actually rap some. He hits his mom when she dresses him for church. Much like Stapes, his favorite quote is "N****!"

O.G. Poverty. Has a girlfriend but is cheating on her by an Asian kid named Clarence. His family lives in a toaster strudel box. Those chains he wears are rusted from years of "the big sad". Favorite quote: "Have you checked out the new Nikki Minaj?"

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150K!
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Cassandros wrote: Sat Aug 15, 2020 8:04 pm
Nice tits on the bride.
wut?
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I hate to admit it, but the last one with the priest made me laugh.

Poor bastard.
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Cassandros wrote: Mon Aug 17, 2020 11:26 pm I hate to admit it, but the last one with the priest made me laugh.

Poor bastard.

I hate to admit it, I did to. I did think poor bastard also :P
I blame Biker.
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Cassandros wrote: Mon Aug 17, 2020 11:26 pm I hate to admit it, but the last one with the priest made me laugh.

Poor bastard.
I got a giggle out of all of them.
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Damn that is nice.
1969?
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DiverTexas wrote: Tue Aug 18, 2020 10:21 pm
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Damn that is nice.
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Yup, that's all I know about it
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Here's my pile of shit

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Gotta love black paint, just a bitch to keep clean.
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DiverTexas wrote: Tue Aug 18, 2020 10:55 pm Gotta love black paint, just a bitch to keep clean.
I just remove the fender so it's easier to clean
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CaptQuint wrote: Tue Aug 18, 2020 10:56 pm
DiverTexas wrote: Tue Aug 18, 2020 10:55 pm Gotta love black paint, just a bitch to keep clean.
I just remove the fender so it's easier to clean
You're a braver man than me. I haven't even pulled the convertible top off my last car.
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CaptQuint wrote: Tue Aug 18, 2020 9:40 pm Image
Had a friend in Ottawa and his neighbour had a '69 Yanko Camaro in his garage with about a 1/2" of dust on it. He was busy spending $2000 for 2 piece rims for Toyota monster trucks.

Guy was a real moron. The Yanko was worth at least (at the time) $400,000.
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megman wrote: Wed Aug 19, 2020 1:07 am
CaptQuint wrote: Tue Aug 18, 2020 9:40 pm Image
Had a friend in Ottawa and his neighbour had a '69 Yanko Camaro in his garage with about a 1/2" of dust on it. He was busy spending $2000 for 2 piece rims for Toyota monster trucks.

Guy was a real moron. The Yanko was worth at least (at the time) $400,000.
Yenko, guys name was Don Yenko. Had a dealership right here in PA.
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DiverTexas wrote: Wed Aug 19, 2020 12:58 am
CaptQuint wrote: Tue Aug 18, 2020 10:56 pm
DiverTexas wrote: Tue Aug 18, 2020 10:55 pm Gotta love black paint, just a bitch to keep clean.
I just remove the fender so it's easier to clean
You're a braver man than me. I haven't even pulled the convertible top off my last car.
But it is black.
A tree branch fell and crushed my fender and hood. I took this at the body shop today.
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CaptQuint wrote: Wed Aug 19, 2020 1:09 am
megman wrote: Wed Aug 19, 2020 1:07 am
CaptQuint wrote: Tue Aug 18, 2020 9:40 pm Image
Had a friend in Ottawa and his neighbour had a '69 Yanko Camaro in his garage with about a 1/2" of dust on it. He was busy spending $2000 for 2 piece rims for Toyota monster trucks.

Guy was a real moron. The Yanko was worth at least (at the time) $400,000.
Yenko, guys name was Don Yenko. Had a dealership right here in PA.
The name is familiar, I think he was around Pittsburgh.
wut?
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CaptQuint wrote: Wed Aug 19, 2020 1:09 am
megman wrote: Wed Aug 19, 2020 1:07 am
CaptQuint wrote: Tue Aug 18, 2020 9:40 pm Image
Had a friend in Ottawa and his neighbour had a '69 Yanko Camaro in his garage with about a 1/2" of dust on it. He was busy spending $2000 for 2 piece rims for Toyota monster trucks.

Guy was a real moron. The Yanko was worth at least (at the time) $400,000.
Yenko, guys name was Don Yenko. Had a dealership right here in PA.
Shoot me. But thanks. :lol:
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megman wrote: Wed Aug 19, 2020 1:16 am
CaptQuint wrote: Wed Aug 19, 2020 1:09 am
megman wrote: Wed Aug 19, 2020 1:07 am
CaptQuint wrote: Tue Aug 18, 2020 9:40 pm Image
Had a friend in Ottawa and his neighbour had a '69 Yanko Camaro in his garage with about a 1/2" of dust on it. He was busy spending $2000 for 2 piece rims for Toyota monster trucks.

Guy was a real moron. The Yanko was worth at least (at the time) $400,000.
Yenko, guys name was Don Yenko. Had a dealership right here in PA.
Shoot me. But thanks. :lol:
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