Wuhan Coronavirus

[CaptQuint]

[Biker]

it amazes me the death numbers you fuckers have managed to rack up with this virus

He says that, and the next comment he says it isn't all that deadly

About 9k from COVID. Thats not 'us fuckers', its the CDC

[Biker]

Gavin Newsom Says California Will Stay On Lockdown Until Scientists Discover Cure For Death



SACRAMENTO, CA—Governor Gavin Newsom has released new guidelines for California's counties looking to reopen their businesses, saying that counties may only begin to lift their lockdowns once a cure for death itself has been found.

"Once we have beaten the last enemy, death itself, we can slowly begin to reopen over a 40-year period," Newsom said at a press conference Tuesday. "Counties that report even one death for any reason will be forced to keep closures in place indefinitely, until we have answered the eternal question of how to reverse aging and ensure no one can die ever."

"We can't be too careful -- we must all cower in fear until death has been conquered."

Newsom says acceptable markers for counties to slowly begin reopening would include discovering a mythical fountain of youth, inventing an immortality serum, or collecting all the Infinity stones to bend reality itself in order to end death itself.

At publishing time, Newsom had clarified that, of course, his own winery would remain open regardless.

[CaptQuint]

it amazes me the death numbers you fuckers have managed to rack up with this virus

He says that, and the next comment he says it isn't all that deadly

About 9k from COVID. Thats not 'us fuckers', its the CDC

185,000 dead Americans

[CaptQuint]

Gavin Newsom Says California Will Stay On Lockdown Until Scientists Discover Cure For Death



SACRAMENTO, CA—Governor Gavin Newsom has released new guidelines for California's counties looking to reopen their businesses, saying that counties may only begin to lift their lockdowns once a cure for death itself has been found.

"Once we have beaten the last enemy, death itself, we can slowly begin to reopen over a 40-year period," Newsom said at a press conference Tuesday. "Counties that report even one death for any reason will be forced to keep closures in place indefinitely, until we have answered the eternal question of how to reverse aging and ensure no one can die ever."

"We can't be too careful -- we must all cower in fear until death has been conquered."

Newsom says acceptable markers for counties to slowly begin reopening would include discovering a mythical fountain of youth, inventing an immortality serum, or collecting all the Infinity stones to bend reality itself in order to end death itself.

At publishing time, Newsom had clarified that, of course, his own winery would remain open regardless.

lies

[Biker]

it amazes me the death numbers you fuckers have managed to rack up with this virus

He says that, and the next comment he says it isn't all that deadly

About 9k from COVID. Thats not 'us fuckers', its the CDC

185,000 dead Americans

With COVID, not from it

[CaptQuint]

it amazes me the death numbers you fuckers have managed to rack up with this virus

He says that, and the next comment he says it isn't all that deadly

About 9k from COVID. Thats not 'us fuckers', its the CDC

185,000 dead Americans

With COVID, not from it

You are one brain dead motherfucker

[Antknot]

Poor CQ, doesn’t know the difference between illness and injury.

[CaptQuint]

Fauci shoots down false claim only 6 percent of coronavirus deaths are legitimate: 'They are real deaths from COVID-19'

https://theweek.com/speedreads/935157/f ... om-covid19

[Animal]

The CDC is telling states to be ready to distribute a vaccine by November 1st. WooHoo!

its going to be interesting to see what their plans are for distributing it. I sure hope they leave it up to the states (locals) to decide. That is going to be a clusterfuck.

[CaptQuint]

Pushing a vaccine for his re-election regardless if it’s ready or not

[Animal]

Pushing a vaccine for his re-election regardless if it’s ready or not

that's the old American spirit!

[CaptQuint]

I don't take steroids and work for my daddy

[Animal]

how are we going to ever explain to all of these democrats that it will be safe to go out to these vaccination sites and get vaccinated?

Can they do some kind of mail-in vaccine for the Pelosi cervix washers?

[B-Tender]

Regardless of when a vaccine comes out, I won't be the first in line for a shot.

[CaptQuint]

[CHEEZY17]

I dont know about the rest of you fuckers but there is no way in hell I or my family are lining up for that vaccine. I'll give it a few months first to see if there are any side effects.

[Animal]

Hmm. So let's see. We have a vaccine that should be ready the first of november and they need places to administer the vaccine where people would be gathering for some kind of national event at that same time. Hmm. I wonder if there is anything else going on at that time that might make a logical place to also give a vaccine? I am trying to think if you could somehow kill 2 birds with one stone here. What else is already in place that could also be used?

[Animal]

I dont know about the rest of you fuckers but there is no way in hell I or my family are lining up for that vaccine. I'll give it a few months first to see if there are any side effects.

this is not Windows 12, dummy. Its a vaccine.

[B-Tender]

Regardless of when a vaccine comes out, I won't be the first in line for a shot.

There are multiple candidates and they will be tested on 10's of thousands of people before distribution.

I understand that. Sometimes side effects can take longer to show up. I see no reason to be part of the first group since I'm not in high risk category.

[CaptQuint]

Yeah, that wouldn't make voting take multiple hours a garbage idea from a garbage brain

[AnalHamster]

Gee, I wonder why chumpy would want to pretend it'll all be fixed in november.

[CaptQuint]

Gee, I wonder why chumpy would want to pretend it'll all be fixed in november.

Vote for Trump get a free vaccine

[Animal]

Hmm. So let's see. We have a vaccine that should be ready the first of november and they need places to administer the vaccine where people would be gathering for some kind of national event at that same time. Hmm. I wonder if there is anything else going on at that time that might make a logical place to also give a vaccine? I am trying to think if you could somehow kill 2 birds with one stone here. What else is already in place that could also be used?

Vaccine and vote?

well, there's an idea.

[Biker]

Capt will only trust a vaccine from a Democrat administration because he's all about science, not politics