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AnalHamster wrote: Tue Sep 08, 2020 11:44 am It was just a nod to equality, not even a gaffe. Meanwhile you ignore trump's inability to speak on anything.
Sure thing! :lol:
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“Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.”
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Biden: Jill is my wife. Actually, I should say I'm her husband, ho ho.
Charlie: Waaah derple what a gaffe!!!

Trump: Maybe we can inject bleach and shine a uv light up our bums to cure covid?
Charlie: My god, what wisdom, what poetry. He is the saviour of the White Race!!!

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Michael Cohen: Trump was like a ‘cult leader’


https://www.nbcnews.com/nightly-news/vi ... 6IoiNBhh0Y

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Dude asks for teleprompter adjustment so he can read the answers his staff type up for him :lol:

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my god. he just gets worse and worse.
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Flumper wrote: Thu Sep 10, 2020 9:34 pm my god. he just gets worse and worse.
Its gotten so bad that I'm having a hard time justifying my support for him
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Biker wrote: Thu Sep 10, 2020 9:35 pm
Flumper wrote: Thu Sep 10, 2020 9:34 pm my god. he just gets worse and worse.
Its gotten so bad that I'm having a hard time justifying my support for him
shit, half the time in these things it doesn't even seem like he's trying. he looks so tired and worn out and i assume that's from all of the handlers he has that prep him for 10 hours to get ready for 3 or 4 questions.
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Flumper wrote: Thu Sep 10, 2020 9:38 pm
Biker wrote: Thu Sep 10, 2020 9:35 pm
Flumper wrote: Thu Sep 10, 2020 9:34 pm my god. he just gets worse and worse.
Its gotten so bad that I'm having a hard time justifying my support for him
shit, half the time in these things it doesn't even seem like he's trying. he looks so tired and worn out and i assume that's from all of the handlers he has that prep him for 10 hours to get ready for 3 or 4 questions.
He's exhausted.

Its a strange campaign. On one side, we have someone who is all candidate and no handlers and on the other, we have a guy who is all handlers, no candidate
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Most of us here know someone like Biden. He is your elderly dad, grandpa or uncle at the family function that everyone knows is slowly slipping away. They tire easy, get cranky and lose their train of thought more than they used to. I guarantee that if he sits still for more than 10 minutes he falls asleep.
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Amazing how they think paying homage to the virus is going to get them votes

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CHEEZY17 wrote: Thu Sep 10, 2020 10:54 pm Most of us here know someone like Biden. He is your elderly dad, grandpa or uncle at the family function that everyone knows is slowly slipping away. They tire easy, get cranky and lose their train of thought more than they used to. I guarantee that if he sits still for more than 10 minutes he falls asleep.
yeah, if you have anything to ask, do it before they eat and then sit on the couch.
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Dude is fried.

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Trump has appeared on the cover of Fortoonie magazine many times. :lol: :lol: He's barely literate.


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[media] [/media]
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DandyDon wrote: Fri Sep 11, 2020 2:53 am Trump has appeared on the cover of Fortoonie magazine many times. :lol: :lol: He's barely literate.


That’s petty funny!

Right along with Marine corpse man.
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FLASHBACK: Biden Opposed Bin Laden Raid
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Biker wrote: Fri Sep 11, 2020 2:48 pm FLASHBACK: Biden Opposed Bin Laden Raid
Yeah, Joe wanted to buy him a puppy
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CaptQuint wrote: Sat Sep 12, 2020 10:53 am
Biker wrote: Fri Sep 11, 2020 2:48 pm FLASHBACK: Biden Opposed Bin Laden Raid
Yeah, Joe wanted to buy him a puppy
Yeah, because his judgement shouldnt be an issue. :roll:
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Biker wrote: Sat Sep 12, 2020 1:53 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Sat Sep 12, 2020 10:53 am
Biker wrote: Fri Sep 11, 2020 2:48 pm FLASHBACK: Biden Opposed Bin Laden Raid
Yeah, Joe wanted to buy him a puppy
Yeah, because his judgement shouldnt be an issue. :roll:
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https://www.redstate.com/nick-arama/202 ... confusion/

Good grief what a joke. Back in the basement, stat.
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Charliesheen wrote: Tue Sep 15, 2020 1:44 am https://www.redstate.com/nick-arama/202 ... confusion/

Good grief what a joke. Back in the basement, stat.
what a train wreck. they need to come up with a new plan. :lol:
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You know his team dreading the debates.
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