Biden Gaffe Thread

[Wut]

I just searched the transcript and I didn’t find the word “virus,” you sure it’s in there?

Nevermind, found it.

[Charliesheen]

[Charliesheen]

Elder abuse. Can’t even talk about RBG without a script.

[DandyDon]

Biden uttered more complete sentences in that one presser than Trump has in his entire presidency.

[Stapes]

I don't think the whole dementia Joe hiding in his basement it's getting much traction except for the bubble. Trump says he's hiding in his basement meanwhile he's campaigning in three different states and kicking ass. Passionate, coherent speeches that blow Trump's Adderall laden zombie speeches out of the water.

[CHEEZY17]

I don't think the whole dementia Joe hiding in his basement it's getting much traction except for the bubble. Trump says he's hiding in his basement meanwhile he's campaigning in three different states and kicking ass. Passionate, coherent speeches that blow Trump's Adderall laden zombie speeches out of the water.

I'm genuinely asking because I haven't seen them: during these terrific speeches does he ever talk for more than 10 or 12 minutes? That seemed to be his cutoff previously and I'm curious if they're still holding him to that.

[Charliesheen]

Let’s see him call on the press without his list. Actually the sycophants would still cover for him anyhow.

So y’all are going with crowd size differences because of the COVI?

[Charliesheen]

I don't think the whole dementia Joe hiding in his basement it's getting much traction except for the bubble. Trump says he's hiding in his basement meanwhile he's campaigning in three different states and kicking ass. Passionate, coherent speeches that blow Trump's Adderall laden zombie speeches out of the water.

There’s no way you’d ever know.

[Wut]

Let’s see him call on the press without his list. Actually the sycophants would still cover for him anyhow.

So y’all are going with crowd size differences because of the COVI?

Y’all are going with boat parades as a measure.

[Charliesheen]

How about car caravans?

[Charliesheen]

Or airports?

[Deathproof]

I don't think the whole dementia Joe hiding in his basement it's getting much traction except for the bubble. Trump says he's hiding in his basement meanwhile he's campaigning in three different states and kicking ass. Passionate, coherent speeches that blow Trump's Adderall laden zombie speeches out of the water.

There’s no way you’d ever know.

Coherent? He cant get through a sentence without losing his train of thought.
"We hold these truths to be self-evident. All men and women are created by, you know, by.... by... you know, by the thing."
But that's okay. Because poor kids are just as smart as white kids, according to Senile Joe.

[Deathproof]

Problem was he was answering a question about what he had for breakfast yesterday.

Except he wasn't, was he you fuckwit. He was speaking about the topic with a level of understanding and detail that trump simply isn't capable of. But nothing will stop you bleating out the talking points you are instructed to regurgitate.

He was reading from a teleprompter. He had no idea what the words he was reading meant.

[Charliesheen]

Say it ain’t so Joe just told us 200 million will be dead by the tine he finished his speech.

[CaptQuint]

[Stapes]

[Biker]

[CaptQuint]

I don't that's a real quote

[Antknot]

I don't that's a real quote

might right about that. Even she isn’t stupid enough to tell the truth to voters.

[CaptQuint]

I don't that's a real quote

Pro my right about that. Even she isn’t stupid enough to tell the truth to voters.

Like how many people attended an inauguration?

[DandyDon]

I don't that's a real quote

Pro my right about that. Even she isn’t stupid enough to tell the truth to voters.

Like how many people attended an inauguration?

Or a peaceful protest?




Actual "all fire like Berlin during the war" footage.

[Charliesheen]

Pobrecito

[Biker]

The enthusiasm gap is alarming

[Charliesheen]

When you’ve got a 1000 lawyers ready to gun up the works, rioters on speed dial, and ballot harvesting operations ready to roll, and most importantly, ability to control nearly all narratives, you can overcome anything, like pesky flyover country votes.

Watch for Twitter suspending Trump’s account.

[CaptQuint]

Dirt don't vote