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Flumper wrote: Mon Oct 19, 2020 3:10 pm Ever wonder what Saturn would look like if it was in the same location as the moon?



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OK...so maybe not awesome....lol





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that's why i don't go into black strip clubs.
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Deathproof wrote: Mon Oct 19, 2020 2:08 pm Image
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My view on Saturday in Janesville, Wisconsin. That turned into a fun night with a tiny little Piper Perri-sized 18-year-old emo chick.
I keep telling my buddy we should try to get to one of these rallies. My guess is a Trumper chick is so mentally mis-directed and polluted, they would be an easy bang.
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Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Mon Oct 19, 2020 5:15 pm
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My view on Saturday in Janesville, Wisconsin. That turned into a fun night with a tiny little Piper Perri-sized 18-year-old emo chick.
I keep telling my buddy we should try to get to one of these rallies. My guess is a Trumper chick is so mentally mis-directed and polluted, they would be an easy bang.
A girl who supports President Trump is by definition a better and more intelligent person than a girl who doesn't. But any girl is an easy bang if you know what lies to tell.
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Deathproof wrote: Mon Oct 19, 2020 6:02 pm
Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Mon Oct 19, 2020 5:15 pm
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My view on Saturday in Janesville, Wisconsin. That turned into a fun night with a tiny little Piper Perri-sized 18-year-old emo chick.
I keep telling my buddy we should try to get to one of these rallies. My guess is a Trumper chick is so mentally mis-directed and polluted, they would be an easy bang.
A girl who supports President Trump is by definition a better and more intelligent person than a girl who doesn't. But any girl is an easy bang if you know what lies to tell.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Oct 21, 2020 9:46 pm Image
all you need is about 2/3 gallon water, 16 oz bag of dry pinto beans, 3/4 finely chopped onion, 2 jalapenos finely diced (with seeds) and about 4 to 6 hours in a crock pot.
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Flumper wrote: Wed Oct 21, 2020 9:49 pm
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all you need is about 2/3 gallon water, 16 oz bag of dry pinto beans, 3/4 finely chopped onion, 2 jalapenos finely diced (with seeds) and about 4 to 6 hours in a crock pot.
Put it over corn bread when done.
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Flumper wrote: Wed Oct 21, 2020 9:49 pm
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all you need is about 2/3 gallon water, 16 oz bag of dry pinto beans, 3/4 finely chopped onion, 2 jalapenos finely diced (with seeds) and about 4 to 6 hours in a crock pot.
Is that 2/3 gallon of water like 7/4 months?
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Flumper wrote: Wed Oct 21, 2020 9:49 pm
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all you need is about 2/3 gallon water, 16 oz bag of dry pinto beans, 3/4 finely chopped onion, 2 jalapenos finely diced (with seeds) and about 4 to 6 hours in a crock pot.
Also, leave the onions out.

Onions are fucking gross, asshole.
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Deathproof wrote: Thu Oct 22, 2020 12:45 pm
Flumper wrote: Wed Oct 21, 2020 9:49 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Oct 21, 2020 9:46 pm Image
all you need is about 2/3 gallon water, 16 oz bag of dry pinto beans, 3/4 finely chopped onion, 2 jalapenos finely diced (with seeds) and about 4 to 6 hours in a crock pot.
Also, leave the onions out.

Onions are fucking gross, asshole.
WTF??? No onions, yellow ones preferably?! And some garlic and a little oregano? Without the onions, the beans will be bland. Tasteless, like cardboard. They add a layer to the flavor. Now, if you're talking about raw white onions, I can agree.
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if you cook something with really finely chopped onions for several hours in a crockpot, you won't end up with any onions. only the flavor. i'm not a fan of onions if there are any pieces left. same with the jalapenos.
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ill add cucumber, bell peppers and watermelon to this list
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Stapes wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 4:07 am Oooops





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