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Animal wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 10:38 pm
Blast wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 9:51 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 2:19 pm
Blast wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 2:33 am
disco.moon wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 12:42 am Aren't you the one who bought the house that's got the red curtains and like concrete in the bottom? Maybe I don't pay proper attention. Either way, fuck your house!
Yeah, that was me. I've pretty much confirmed it was a butcher room. There was a faucet in there for washing down the meat. I haven't felt or heard anything creepy or unexplained so likely no ghosts.
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I thought you liked creepy stuff. Really the basement isn't creepy, just dirty, dark, and low. Ignore the bloodstained concrete and the screaming.
she would totally bang you in that basement.
I hear the meat hooks hanging from the ceiling are great for leverage.
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disco.moon wrote: Thu Jan 21, 2021 12:17 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 10:38 pm
Blast wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 9:51 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 2:19 pm
Blast wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 2:33 am
disco.moon wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 12:42 am Aren't you the one who bought the house that's got the red curtains and like concrete in the bottom? Maybe I don't pay proper attention. Either way, fuck your house!
Yeah, that was me. I've pretty much confirmed it was a butcher room. There was a faucet in there for washing down the meat. I haven't felt or heard anything creepy or unexplained so likely no ghosts.
😳
I thought you liked creepy stuff. Really the basement isn't creepy, just dirty, dark, and low. Ignore the bloodstained concrete and the screaming.
she would totally bang you in that basement.

I only bang hot guys. It's Blast hot?
If you prefer guys built like a weeble, then yes he is.
wut?
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disco.moon wrote: Thu Jan 21, 2021 12:17 pm
I only bang hot guys. It's Blast hot?
what was your opinion of "Hoss" on Bonanaza?
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disco.moon wrote: Thu Jan 21, 2021 12:17 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 10:38 pm
Blast wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 9:51 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 2:19 pm
Blast wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 2:33 am
disco.moon wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 12:42 am Aren't you the one who bought the house that's got the red curtains and like concrete in the bottom? Maybe I don't pay proper attention. Either way, fuck your house!
Yeah, that was me. I've pretty much confirmed it was a butcher room. There was a faucet in there for washing down the meat. I haven't felt or heard anything creepy or unexplained so likely no ghosts.
😳
I thought you liked creepy stuff. Really the basement isn't creepy, just dirty, dark, and low. Ignore the bloodstained concrete and the screaming.
she would totally bang you in that basement.

I only bang hot guys. It's Blast hot?
I'm average. There is a picture of me floating and here somewhere.
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
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CaptQuint wrote: Thu Jan 21, 2021 11:35 pm Image
Too fat, try again ya bum.
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:lol:
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CaptQuint wrote: Thu Jan 21, 2021 11:35 pm Image
:D
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:lol:
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Blast wrote: Thu Jan 21, 2021 11:55 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Jan 21, 2021 11:35 pm Image
Too fat, try again ya bum.
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Don't you have some socks to organize?
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Blast wrote: Thu Jan 21, 2021 11:29 pm
disco.moon wrote: Thu Jan 21, 2021 12:17 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 10:38 pm
Blast wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 9:51 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 2:19 pm
Blast wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 2:33 am

Yeah, that was me. I've pretty much confirmed it was a butcher room. There was a faucet in there for washing down the meat. I haven't felt or heard anything creepy or unexplained so likely no ghosts.
😳
I thought you liked creepy stuff. Really the basement isn't creepy, just dirty, dark, and low. Ignore the bloodstained concrete and the screaming.
she would totally bang you in that basement.

I only bang hot guys. It's Blast hot?
I'm average. There is a picture of me floating and here somewhere.
its the one where the local villagers had just rolled him back into the ocean.
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Animal wrote: Fri Jan 22, 2021 3:29 am
Blast wrote: Thu Jan 21, 2021 11:29 pm
disco.moon wrote: Thu Jan 21, 2021 12:17 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 10:38 pm
Blast wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 9:51 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed Jan 20, 2021 2:19 pm

😳
I thought you liked creepy stuff. Really the basement isn't creepy, just dirty, dark, and low. Ignore the bloodstained concrete and the screaming.
she would totally bang you in that basement.

I only bang hot guys. It's Blast hot?
I'm average. There is a picture of me floating and here somewhere.
its the one where the local villagers had just rolled him back into the ocean.
I was probably drunk at the time, and I'm never letting my kids talk me into wearing that inflatable dolphin costume again.
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disco.moon wrote: Fri Jan 22, 2021 12:34 pm Damn, y'all are mean 🤣
You must be new here. :lol:
What if it was one guy with six guns?
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disco.moon wrote: Sat Jan 23, 2021 12:05 am:blueglow:
My wife wants to know where you got that emoji.
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disco.moon wrote: Fri Jan 22, 2021 12:34 pm Damn, y'all are mean 🤣
A couple of their attempts where slightly amusing. Do I need to lose weight? Yes. Do I need to go to a truck truck stop to weigh myself? Not even close.
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disco.moon wrote: Tue Jan 26, 2021 2:16 pm So I guess that's a no on new people. Fuck you guys anyway!
They're all secretly in love with W\CTC anyway. They'd make crappy posters.
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 10:26 am
Blast wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 12:08 am
disco.moon wrote: Tue Jan 26, 2021 2:16 pm So I guess that's a no on new people. Fuck you guys anyway!
They're all secretly in love with W\CTC anyway. They'd make crappy posters.
He is quite riveting.
I thought he worked in oil not steel.
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disco.moon wrote: Sat Jan 23, 2021 2:19 pm
sin cal hd wrote: Sat Jan 23, 2021 12:32 am Just here for the sign in
Heyyyyyyyyyy!!! Tell us about yourself!
Is it really that important?
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sin cal hd wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 10:02 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sat Jan 23, 2021 2:19 pm
sin cal hd wrote: Sat Jan 23, 2021 12:32 am Just here for the sign in
Heyyyyyyyyyy!!! Tell us about yourself!
Is it really that important?
She's horny for new meat.
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Mar 30, 2021 2:00 am You both fucked up. You trusted me.
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 10:26 am
Blast wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 12:08 am
disco.moon wrote: Tue Jan 26, 2021 2:16 pm So I guess that's a no on new people. Fuck you guys anyway!
They're all secretly in love with W\CTC anyway. They'd make crappy posters.
He is quite riveting.
You had me at rivet
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 10:14 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 10:26 am
Blast wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 12:08 am
disco.moon wrote: Tue Jan 26, 2021 2:16 pm So I guess that's a no on new people. Fuck you guys anyway!
They're all secretly in love with W\CTC anyway. They'd make crappy posters.
He is quite riveting.
You had me at rivet
Rivet? You got a frog in your throat?
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 11:52 pm
sin cal hd wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 10:02 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sat Jan 23, 2021 2:19 pm
sin cal hd wrote: Sat Jan 23, 2021 12:32 am Just here for the sign in
Heyyyyyyyyyy!!! Tell us about yourself!
Is it really that important?
Sheesh dude. Just wanted to like know you. Screw it. I'll make you up in my head then.
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disco.moon wrote: Thu Jan 28, 2021 12:02 am You're waaaayyyy off 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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