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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun Mar 21, 2021 9:45 pm
Cassandros wrote: Sun Mar 21, 2021 9:41 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun Mar 21, 2021 9:10 pm
Cassandros wrote: Sun Mar 21, 2021 8:59 pm You'd both be mistaken.

I know you have allowed yourself to be conditioned to believe "everyone is biased", but once again it has nothing to do with the kinds of pronouns the person prefers to be called.

The punchline is: regardless of ones preferences, the science is in --> you can't fap without a dick.
What do you call it when a woman is rubbing her clit with her fingers?
Finger painting.
The science is in --> you are wrong.
How so? Both are clearly euphemisms.

Or are you actually claiming "fap" is a scientific term...?

(Edit: OK. Apparently Familial adenomatous polyposis (or FAP) is a thing, scientifically. But certainly no one is talking about this).
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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

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:lol: "why is wrong with him?"
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big kudos to the guy that came up with the artwork for that packaging, though.

From that kid's teeth, to his eyes pointing different directions and then to him holding his thumb in his fist as he points. Its almost like one of those pictures where you circle the things that are wrong with it.
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Animal wrote: Mon Mar 22, 2021 6:35 pm big kudos to the guy that came up with the artwork for that packaging, though.

From that kid's teeth, to his eyes pointing different directions and then to him holding his thumb in his fist as he points. Its almost like one of those pictures where you circle the things that are wrong with it.
You forgot to circle that he has 5 fingers and a thumb
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nerd_alert wrote: Mon Mar 22, 2021 7:14 pm
Animal wrote: Mon Mar 22, 2021 6:35 pm big kudos to the guy that came up with the artwork for that packaging, though.

From that kid's teeth, to his eyes pointing different directions and then to him holding his thumb in his fist as he points. Its almost like one of those pictures where you circle the things that are wrong with it.
You forgot to circle that he has 5 fingers and a thumb
:lol: Holy shit! This just keeps giving.
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Animal wrote: Mon Mar 22, 2021 7:29 pm
nerd_alert wrote: Mon Mar 22, 2021 7:14 pm
Animal wrote: Mon Mar 22, 2021 6:35 pm big kudos to the guy that came up with the artwork for that packaging, though.

From that kid's teeth, to his eyes pointing different directions and then to him holding his thumb in his fist as he points. Its almost like one of those pictures where you circle the things that are wrong with it.
You forgot to circle that he has 5 fingers and a thumb
:lol: Holy shit! This just keeps giving.
Isn't the front of the sports car facing both ways? Eh, maybe not.
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WTC doesn't know what a mid engined car is
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A cunt is a cunt by any other name.
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i feel as though i am looking through the cup towel curtained windows of Stape's trailer.
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Animal wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 8:07 pm i feel as though i am looking through the cup towel curtained windows of Stape's trailer.
Lol... What the hell is a cup towel?
I blame Biker.
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cup towel

noun South Midland and Southern U.S., especially Texas, U.S..
a dishtowel.


Some dumb cowboy thing
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Stapes wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 9:30 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 8:07 pm i feel as though i am looking through the cup towel curtained windows of Stape's trailer.
Lol... What the hell is a cup towel?
its one of those thin soft towels you use to dry dishes and then fold and put in the cup towel drawer. Unless, as in your case, you are using them for fancy curtains.

they also make good curtains on the back glass of your pickup where you stick on those big 2 inch gold decal mailbox letters that spell out "Stapes + Sissy"
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Animal wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 9:39 pm
Stapes wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 9:30 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 8:07 pm i feel as though i am looking through the cup towel curtained windows of Stape's trailer.
Lol... What the hell is a cup towel?
its one of those thin soft towels you use to dry dishes and then fold and put in the cup towel drawer. Unless, as in your case, you are using them for fancy curtains.
Why would you fold up a wet towel and put it into a drawer?
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 9:50 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 9:39 pm
Stapes wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 9:30 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 8:07 pm i feel as though i am looking through the cup towel curtained windows of Stape's trailer.
Lol... What the hell is a cup towel?
its one of those thin soft towels you use to dry dishes and then fold and put in the cup towel drawer. Unless, as in your case, you are using them for fancy curtains.
Why would you fold up a wet towel and put it into a drawer?
well, first you hang it on a cabinet door for a few hours. they dry quick.
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Animal wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 9:54 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 9:50 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 9:39 pm
Stapes wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 9:30 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 8:07 pm i feel as though i am looking through the cup towel curtained windows of Stape's trailer.
Lol... What the hell is a cup towel?
its one of those thin soft towels you use to dry dishes and then fold and put in the cup towel drawer. Unless, as in your case, you are using them for fancy curtains.
Why would you fold up a wet towel and put it into a drawer?
well, first you hang it on a cabinet door for a few hours. they dry quick.

These are all things that have never happened in my life experiences.... Lol
I blame Biker.
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Animal wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 9:39 pm
Stapes wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 9:30 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 8:07 pm i feel as though i am looking through the cup towel curtained windows of Stape's trailer.
Lol... What the hell is a cup towel?
its one of those thin soft towels you use to dry dishes and then fold and put in the cup towel drawer. Unless, as in your case, you are using them for fancy curtains.

they also make good curtains on the back glass of your pickup where you stick on those big 2 inch gold decal mailbox letters that spell out "Stapes + Sissy"
Cup towel drawer?

Yehaw billybob.
wut?
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you degenerates need to go to finishing school.
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Animal wrote: Thu Mar 25, 2021 1:42 am you degenerates need to go to finishing school.
So we can do some learnin about feedin the pigs and cup towels.
wut?
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Wut wrote: Thu Mar 25, 2021 1:43 am
Animal wrote: Thu Mar 25, 2021 1:42 am you degenerates need to go to finishing school.
So we can do some learnin about feedin the pigs and cup towels.
It really gets interesting when he challenges you to an experimental hog feeding contest.
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Concrete finishing school? Cup towels and parging etiquette?
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We have a designated drawer for dish towels and dish rags. And around the holidays Mrs. CHEEZY has about 10 different Christmas themed towels that we use instead because we're festive mother fuckers.
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CaptQuint wrote: Thu Mar 25, 2021 1:49 am Concrete finishing school? Cup towels and parging etiquette?
:D
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