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disco.moon wrote: Sat Apr 03, 2021 7:31 pm Capers - Smash
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Beans - white, Navy, pintos
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Black eyed peas
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Whackov wrote: Sat Apr 03, 2021 8:21 pm Black eyed peas
Fergie peed her pants.
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disco.moon wrote: Sat Apr 03, 2021 11:44 pm German chocolate cake
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HighNDry wrote: Sun Apr 04, 2021 12:04 am
disco.moon wrote: Sat Apr 03, 2021 11:44 pm German chocolate cake
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German Chocolate Cake does not come from Germany. It was made by a man named German.
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disco.moon wrote: Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:26 am Thanks Dad. :roll:
Are you on drugs young lady? Do we need to have a discussion?
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CaptQuint wrote: Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:25 am German Chocolate Cake does not come from Germany. It was made by a man named German.
That was his first name. Last name was Cake.
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disco.moon wrote: Sat Apr 03, 2021 11:43 pm Creamed Corn
Ewwww.
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Wut wrote: Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:58 am
CaptQuint wrote: Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:25 am German Chocolate Cake does not come from Germany. It was made by a man named German.
That was his first name. Last name was Cake.
His middle name was Wolfe­schlegel­stein­hausen­berger­dorff
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Fruit gel. Seriously who buys that shit?
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CaptQuint wrote: Sun Apr 04, 2021 3:01 am
Wut wrote: Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:58 am
CaptQuint wrote: Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:25 am German Chocolate Cake does not come from Germany. It was made by a man named German.
That was his first name. Last name was Cake.
His middle name was Wolfe­schlegel­stein­hausen­berger­dorff
I think that translates to “Sam.”
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disco.moon wrote: Sat Apr 03, 2021 11:43 pm Creamed Corn
Fresh, smash. Canned hard no.
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Wut wrote: Sun Apr 04, 2021 3:23 am
CaptQuint wrote: Sun Apr 04, 2021 3:01 am
Wut wrote: Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:58 am
CaptQuint wrote: Sun Apr 04, 2021 2:25 am German Chocolate Cake does not come from Germany. It was made by a man named German.
That was his first name. Last name was Cake.
His middle name was Wolfe­schlegel­stein­hausen­berger­dorff
I think that translates to “Sam.”
Duh, it translates to chocolate.
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I don't understand head cheese. Who is buying that product?
I blame Biker.
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Stapes wrote: Sun Apr 04, 2021 3:38 am I don't understand head cheese. Who is buying that product?
I've never bought it. Growing up I had an uncle with a pig farm. It was made on a regular basis. Nothing goes to waste on a farm. 8-)
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Anyone say tuna helper yet?
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mushrooms
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pork wrote: Mon Apr 05, 2021 2:39 pmmushrooms
Mushrooms are the only thing my wife eats on a pizza. Double mushrooms. That's it. She's weird.
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