Ever buy something you don't need... but you just gotta have one!
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Re: Ever buy something you don't need... but you just gotta have one!
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I refuse to believe that this company has sold even one of these overpriced pieces of shit.
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WRONG! I know for a fact that they have sold at least 1.
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How the fuck am I supposed to know if I'm dreaming?
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make sure you wear your fur hat and side curls.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sat Apr 03, 2021 3:37 pmWRONG! I know for a fact that they have sold at least 1.
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Re: Ever buy something you don't need... but you just gotta have one!
Last thing I bought I didn’t need was a slap chop.
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my son bought an air cannon gizmo that was pretty weird. He shot his cat with it and the cat instantly shit. He didn't shoot it again after that.
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Didn't there used to be a guy on the old UJ that was named Slap Chop? Or was it Chop a Ho? Lol!disco.moon wrote: ↑Sat Apr 03, 2021 10:28 pmThey are the most useless things. I hate mine. The onions are always getting stuck up in there.
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I just bought a 40k camper.
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The book money must be flowing
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Re: Ever buy something you don't need... but you just gotta have one!
I got this on backorder. Do I *need* it? No, but I want it. Am I going to get it no matter how much it chaps my poor wife's ass? You goddam right! Part of that stimulus check is mine, she needs to remember.
Eastwood MRG mandola, acoustic-electric.
Eastwood MRG mandola, acoustic-electric.
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didn't Donnie Van Zandt used to play something like that with 38 special? Not every song just some songs. He ritired from touring,he has some type of hearing damge,I think something like Brian Johnson has? 38 special I swear used to play here once or twice a year thru out the 80's. Those mfer's kicked some major ass.
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Yes, he does/did. But a lot of guitarists play the mandolin as a backup instrument. Jimmy Page was introduced to it by John Paul Jones, and he even had a double headed guitar-mandolin he used on stage. Nancy Wilson of Heart is an excellent player, so is Tommy Shaw of Styx, and Peter Buck of REM. And Chris Cornell. The drummer of The Band Levon Helm could tear up a mandolin. Those are just off the top of my head.
What I'm buying is the bigger brother of the mandolin, the mandola. It's like the viola is to the violin, tuned lower. It has a deeper and mellower sound, not as sharp as the mandolin. It's also a little easier on my aging hands.
What I'm buying is the bigger brother of the mandolin, the mandola. It's like the viola is to the violin, tuned lower. It has a deeper and mellower sound, not as sharp as the mandolin. It's also a little easier on my aging hands.
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That is awesome!QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Sun Apr 04, 2021 4:05 pm I got this on backorder. Do I *need* it? No, but I want it. Am I going to get it no matter how much it chaps my poor wife's ass? You goddam right! Part of that stimulus check is mine, she needs to remember.
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Most of what everyone owns.