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Wayne NJ Man Chokes Burger King Employee Over Wearing Mask: Police

After refusing to wear a mask earlier in the day, a Wayne man returned to the restaurant and began to strangle an employee, police said.









A patrol officer found a man matching Siversten's description seated in a driveway along the Newark-Pompton Turnpike. Siversten told the approaching officer "you got me," Wayne police said.

Siversten was "agitated" and "appeared to be under the influence of alcohol," police said. The officer detained him, and the victim was brought to his location and identified him as the man who had assaulted her, police said.

He became uncooperative during processing and injured himself by intentionally slamming his head into the steel bench to which he was handcuffed, police said. Siversten was brought to a hospital and, once medically cleared, was taken to Passaic County Jail pending a hearing, police said.
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A "Whopper" of a tale
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and its weird that he has a mask around his neck in the photo from a story about him nearly killing someone for asking him to wear a mask.
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Animal wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 9:45 pm and its weird that he has a mask around his neck in the photo from a story about him nearly killing someone for asking him to wear a mask.
It's a hoodie, dude.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 9:46 pm
Animal wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 9:45 pm and its weird that he has a mask around his neck in the photo from a story about him nearly killing someone for asking him to wear a mask.
It's a hoodie, dude.
looks more like a bandana tied around the back of his neck, but who knows.
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pretty sure if someone has a bandana around their neck you could choke them out with it pretty fast if you got your hands on it.
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That ain't shit. I just read an article about a woman stuck her gun thru the drive up window and fired shots because the order was taking too long. As if workers are going to work faster with bullets whizzing by their head.
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Some jails in the east still put a black drape around you for the mugshot. Kinda like the drape a barber uses.
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Cant be him. There’s no mention of him being married to a cockroach, shit-eating wife.
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If FSF is in jail who will pay for my healthcare? :roll:
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CaptQuint wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 11:48 pm If FSF is in jail who will pay for my healthcare? :roll:
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HighNDry wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 11:50 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 11:48 pm If FSF is in jail who will pay for my healthcare? :roll:
Don’t worry, Biker’s got you covered.
Sam down at the butcher shop told me Flumpy and Biker are both sending me 50k checks so I can get one of them new Hummer electric trucks. It's gonna be so cash.
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CaptQuint wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 11:54 pm
HighNDry wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 11:50 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 11:48 pm If FSF is in jail who will pay for my healthcare? :roll:
Don’t worry, Biker’s got you covered.
Sam down at the butcher shop told me Flumpy and Biker are both sending me 50k checks so I can get one of them new Hummer electric trucks. It's gonna be so cash.
Looks like Gunzen has some competition.
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HighNDry wrote: Wed Apr 07, 2021 12:07 am
CaptQuint wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 11:54 pm
HighNDry wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 11:50 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 11:48 pm If FSF is in jail who will pay for my healthcare? :roll:
Don’t worry, Biker’s got you covered.
Sam down at the butcher shop told me Flumpy and Biker are both sending me 50k checks so I can get one of them new Hummer electric trucks. It's gonna be so cash.
Looks like Gunzen has some competition.
He has a dirty gas guzzling F-250, Me and my tree hugging electric truck are a huge plus in the world.
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Animal wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 9:48 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 9:46 pm
Animal wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 9:45 pm and its weird that he has a mask around his neck in the photo from a story about him nearly killing someone for asking him to wear a mask.
It's a hoodie, dude.
looks more like a bandana tied around the back of his neck, but who knows.
it's just an old shirt, fraying around the edges.
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