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Daniel Kahneman says that when you experience a surprise the correct takeaway is not to assume that event will happen again; it’s to accept that the world is surprising.
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I'm surprised by that.
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"Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead."

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A government that supports Peter, to pay Paul, can always depend on the support of Paul.

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See my signature line.
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“They brought their fuckin’ toys!”
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Many people die at 25, and aren't buried until 75.

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Time is a flat circle

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Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Apr 07, 2021 10:17 pm I'm surprised by that.
I missed this! Nice one.
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Charliesheen wrote: Thu Apr 08, 2021 1:35 am “They brought their fuckin’ toys!”
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