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Daniel Kahneman says that when you experience a surprise the correct takeaway is not to assume that event will happen again; it’s to accept that the world is surprising.
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"Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead."
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We were at a beach one summer, and I had a bathing suit on. My wife looked at me and said: 'Boy, you are skinny, aren't you?' I said: 'Honey, I'd like to remind you that it was minor defects like this that kept me from getting a better wife.'
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A government that supports Peter, to pay Paul, can always depend on the support of Paul.
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If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
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“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.” – Steven Wright
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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. Mark Twain
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Jim Carrey
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The best advice I’ve ever received is, ‘No one else knows what they’re doing either’. Ricky Gervais
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See my signature line.
If you can't be a good example, you can still serve as a horrible warning.
“All mushrooms are edible. Some even more than once!”
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“All mushrooms are edible. Some even more than once!”
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Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion. Tina Fey
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Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
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I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
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Many people die at 25, and aren't buried until 75.
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"When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny."
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Time is a flat circle
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I have no problem admitting when I'm wrong but I'm always right.
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I missed this! Nice one.
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Slapshot Nice.
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Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker- John McClane