Sick jokes
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- Whackov
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What is red and pink and hanging out of your dog’s mouth?
Your baby’s leg.
Your baby’s leg.
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What do you call an epileptic water-skiing?
Skip
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Why is Stephen Hawking crap as a comedian?
He can’t do stand-up
He can’t do stand-up
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Say what you like about paedophiles at least they drive slow around schools.
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What is black and at the top of the staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
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What’s 18 inches long, stiff and makes women cry all night long?
Cot Death.
Cot Death.
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What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable.
Getting her back in the wheelchair.
Getting her back in the wheelchair.
I blame Biker.
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Why should you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can cum on its face as it goes in.
So you can cum on its face as it goes in.
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Is this thread for only sick jokes or are offensive jokes allowed too?
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Mine too, I got more than a few of those, I’m out of baby jokes and and to my mind they’re pretty sick too.
Example;
What’s the worst thing about dumping a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
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How do you get a Jewish girl’s number?
You look on her wrist.
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what's the difference between a jew and santa?-
-santa comes down the chimney.
-santa comes down the chimney.
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Just been to my first Muslim birthday party. The musical chairs was a bit slow, but fuck me the pass the parcel was quick!
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A priest and a rabbi are walking past a playground. The priest turns to the rabbi and says, "Let's go screw those kids." The rabbi replies, "Outta what?"
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What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron
Stevie Wonder answering the iron
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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black.
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What did they call the Oompa Loompas at Auschwitz?
Concentrated orange Jews.
Concentrated orange Jews.
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What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13
Acne doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13
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How do you pick up a hot Jewish girl?
With a broom and dust pan.
With a broom and dust pan.
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What do you do when you see a Pakistani drowning?
Throw him his wife and kids.
Throw him his wife and kids.
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What do you call 4 Mexicans in a Ford Taurus driving over a cliff?
A waste of space, the Taurus seats 5.
A waste of space, the Taurus seats 5.
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I feel like pedophiles get a bad rep, people should feel bad for them, they have a hard time fitting in.
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Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream
Because we shot the last one that had a dream