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Animal wrote: Thu Apr 08, 2021 4:47 pm
pork wrote: Thu Apr 08, 2021 4:28 pm prosciutto...not the cheap stuff.

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I know a guy that is gay for that stuff. His plan is to build some kind of a smokehouse (or whatever they use) and get daily feeds from Italy of weather, temp, humidity, and have his aging room computerized to exactly recreate that same environment and make prosciutto.

I'm not sure I have ever even had it.
So have you got the controls and sensors yet?
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salt and pepper pistachios in the shell
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pork wrote: Thu Apr 08, 2021 6:26 pm salt and pepper pistachios in the shell
Pass. Salted but not peppered Smash.
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Whackov wrote: Thu Apr 08, 2021 6:28 pm
pork wrote: Thu Apr 08, 2021 6:26 pm salt and pepper pistachios in the shell
Pass. Salted but not peppered Smash.
they are pretty good. you should try them if you haven't
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pork wrote: Thu Apr 08, 2021 6:56 pm
Whackov wrote: Thu Apr 08, 2021 6:28 pm
pork wrote: Thu Apr 08, 2021 6:26 pm salt and pepper pistachios in the shell
Pass. Salted but not peppered Smash.
they are pretty good. you should try them if you haven't
I have but didn’t care for them. I also think that I am allergic to certain kinds of pepper.
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that sucks. i am pretty much addicted to these right now. I also bought a giant bag of spicy dill pickle flavored almonds and they are super good. because i have very limited taste from covid its one of the few things i can taste currently.
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pork wrote: Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:50 pm that sucks. i am pretty much addicted to these right now. I also bought a giant bag of spicy dill pickle flavored almonds and they are super good. because i have very limited taste from covid its one of the few things i can taste currently.
I ordered the fixings for a Bloody Mary on a flight. The can is bloody was an off brand. I took one sip and my throat closed up and I was gasping for air. I attribute that to the seasoning and mostly the pepper.
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that sucks.
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i am making crab tonight. i cant eat it but it used to be my favorite. there is a place in sf that know for its garlic crab. i have their recipe and will make it for the family when i get home.
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pork wrote: Fri Apr 09, 2021 12:01 am i am making crab tonight. i cant eat it but it used to be my favorite. there is a place in sf that know for its garlic crab. i have their recipe and will make it for the family when i get home.
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For the record I would eat liver and onions while DM was blowing me.
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Sauté 4 large onions with a little baking soda. Purée them in a blender. Add the slurry to smashed potatoes. Rich goodness without using the usual 2 sticks butter and half n half.
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Utz Kettle Classics, Dark Russets. God damn, I think they fry them in crack.
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fresh made Caramel corn
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This hasn't gone nsfw yet? Color me surprised. Anyone mentioned pickled northern, or picked herring in cream sauce?
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pork wrote: Sat Apr 10, 2021 2:48 pm fresh made Caramel corn
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Blast wrote: Sat Apr 10, 2021 2:59 pm This hasn't gone nsfw yet? Color me surprised. Anyone mentioned pickled northern, or picked herring in cream sauce?
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Blast wrote: Sat Apr 10, 2021 2:59 pm This hasn't gone nsfw yet? Color me surprised. Anyone mentioned pickled northern, or picked herring in cream sauce?
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Smash, all three.
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Blast wrote: Sat Apr 10, 2021 5:04 pm Smash, all three.
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Blast wrote: Sat Apr 10, 2021 2:59 pm This hasn't gone nsfw yet? Color me surprised. Anyone mentioned pickled northern, or picked herring in cream sauce?
Yes. YES! But with a preference for herring in wine sauce.
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I eat picked herring right out of the jar.
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little debbie butterscotch cakes.
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disco.moon wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 6:13 pm
pork wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 5:48 pm little debbie butterscotch cakes.
PASS. Butterscotch ick.
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