Imagine your name is pulled out of fate’s hat to be the “person killed by a flying 2 liter of soda.”
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It’s the most un-graceful flinch to avoid being killed that I’ve ever seen.
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LOL. More like tae kwon d...oh shit!
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Just a matter of time before someone makes a gif of this guy dressed as Neo, dodging Coke bottles instead of bullets.
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theres no way lefty did that kick irl. he would have toren his anus out
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i thought cows were sacred or something. i think dressing them up for a party and riding them may be disrespectful
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Pretty sure those are water buffalo.pork wrote: ↑Thu Apr 29, 2021 9:40 pmi thought cows were sacred or something. i think dressing them up for a party and riding them may be disrespectful
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i heard there is loyal order of themReservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Apr 29, 2021 9:44 pmPretty sure those are water buffalo.pork wrote: ↑Thu Apr 29, 2021 9:40 pmi thought cows were sacred or something. i think dressing them up for a party and riding them may be disrespectful
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pork wrote: ↑Thu Apr 29, 2021 9:40 pmi thought cows were sacred or something. i think dressing them up for a party and riding them may be disrespectful
Well thats Brazil not India and those are Water Buffalo not cows....... We need to ask biker
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All those rounds to cover every day. Maintenance must be a bitch.pork wrote: ↑Thu Apr 29, 2021 9:45 pmi heard there is loyal order of themReservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Apr 29, 2021 9:44 pmPretty sure those are water buffalo.pork wrote: ↑Thu Apr 29, 2021 9:40 pmi thought cows were sacred or something. i think dressing them up for a party and riding them may be disrespectful
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That’s analogous for the US population eating whatever shit the feds feed us. If we ever had a mind to do it, we’d destroy the idiot on the saddle.
But no. We’re domesticated now.
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Ramblings of a dimentia patient sundowningCharliesheen wrote: ↑Thu Apr 29, 2021 11:34 pmThat’s analogous for the US population eating whatever shit the feds feed us. If we ever had a mind to do it, we’d destroy the idiot on the saddle.
But no. We’re domesticated now.
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Spot on assessment.Charliesheen wrote: ↑Thu Apr 29, 2021 11:34 pmThat’s analogous for the US population eating whatever shit the feds feed us. If we ever had a mind to do it, we’d destroy the idiot on the saddle.
But no. We’re domesticated now.
Sadly.
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.Cassandros wrote: ↑Fri Apr 30, 2021 12:37 amSpot on assessment.
Sadly.
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Again, you add nothing of value to the board.CaptQuint wrote: ↑Fri Apr 30, 2021 12:39 am.Cassandros wrote: ↑Fri Apr 30, 2021 12:37 amSpot on assessment.Charliesheen wrote: ↑Thu Apr 29, 2021 11:34 pmThat’s analogous for the US population eating whatever shit the feds feed us. If we ever had a mind to do it, we’d destroy the idiot on the saddle.
But no. We’re domesticated now.
Sadly.
Except nudes. Ill give you props for those.
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HA!!
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Now the Cricket II “lives” on the Morehead City waterfront and has been fully restored and outfitted to provide free fishing trips for disabled veterans.
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121 years ago today, John Luther "Casey" Jones an Engineer for The Illinois Central Railroad heroically lost his life behind the controls of Engine 382. While many know him from songs written about him. And his selfless act of telling his fireman to jump to safety while staying aboard the locomotive to to slow the train and save his passengers. A little known courageous act of Casey's happened in 1895 when a little girl wandered onto the tracks and froze in front of his Train. Casey Jones called to his fellow Engineer Bob Stevenson to reverse the train, Casey climbed out onto the cowcatcher of the still moving train and lifted the frightened, but uninjured girl off the tracks and into his arms. Five years later Casey Jones once again saved lives, they say his watch stopped at the time of impact: 3:52 am on April 30, 1900. Popular legend holds that when his body was pulled from the wreckage, his hands still clutched the whistle cord and brake of Engine 382.
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Good post, dude.CaptQuint wrote: ↑Fri Apr 30, 2021 10:15 pm 121 years ago today, John Luther "Casey" Jones an Engineer for The Illinois Central Railroad heroically lost his life behind the controls of Engine 382. While many know him from songs written about him. And his selfless act of telling his fireman to jump to safety while staying aboard the locomotive to to slow the train and save his passengers. A little known courageous act of Casey's happened in 1895 when a little girl wandered onto the tracks and froze in front of his Train. Casey Jones called to his fellow Engineer Bob Stevenson to reverse the train, Casey climbed out onto the cowcatcher of the still moving train and lifted the frightened, but uninjured girl off the tracks and into his arms. Five years later Casey Jones once again saved lives, they say his watch stopped at the time of impact: 3:52 am on April 30, 1900. Popular legend holds that when his body was pulled from the wreckage, his hands still clutched the whistle cord and brake of Engine 382.
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Thanks dude. I love American folk heroes and how much music keeps them alive.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri Apr 30, 2021 11:15 pmGood post, dude.CaptQuint wrote: ↑Fri Apr 30, 2021 10:15 pm 121 years ago today, John Luther "Casey" Jones an Engineer for The Illinois Central Railroad heroically lost his life behind the controls of Engine 382. While many know him from songs written about him. And his selfless act of telling his fireman to jump to safety while staying aboard the locomotive to to slow the train and save his passengers. A little known courageous act of Casey's happened in 1895 when a little girl wandered onto the tracks and froze in front of his Train. Casey Jones called to his fellow Engineer Bob Stevenson to reverse the train, Casey climbed out onto the cowcatcher of the still moving train and lifted the frightened, but uninjured girl off the tracks and into his arms. Five years later Casey Jones once again saved lives, they say his watch stopped at the time of impact: 3:52 am on April 30, 1900. Popular legend holds that when his body was pulled from the wreckage, his hands still clutched the whistle cord and brake of Engine 382.
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