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Re: New Jersey has the Best Pizza

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We have an authentic Texas style pizza place near me called Dominoes. Its not as good as Little Ceasar's, which is another great Texas pizza place.
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Maruca’s Pizza on the Seaside Heights Boardwalk is the best pizza in NJ. Fight me.
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Animal wrote: Fri Apr 30, 2021 9:08 pm We have an authentic Texas style pizza place near me called Dominoes. Its not as good as Little Ceasar's, which is another great Texas pizza place.
LOL! I heard Pizza Hut is pretty good too.
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HighNDry wrote: Fri Apr 30, 2021 9:34 pm
Animal wrote: Fri Apr 30, 2021 9:08 pm We have an authentic Texas style pizza place near me called Dominoes. Its not as good as Little Ceasar's, which is another great Texas pizza place.
LOL! I heard Pizza Hut is pretty good too.
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Animal wrote: Fri Apr 30, 2021 9:38 pm
HighNDry wrote: Fri Apr 30, 2021 9:34 pm
Animal wrote: Fri Apr 30, 2021 9:08 pm We have an authentic Texas style pizza place near me called Dominoes. Its not as good as Little Ceasar's, which is another great Texas pizza place.
LOL! I heard Pizza Hut is pretty good too.
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There's an Italian place in my area that's been in business about 100 years. When we'd eat there for family get togethers (my parents ate there about every Saturday and when family came to town we'd often go there) and my dad would see someone walk in very casually dressed and shake his head "Boy,if the old man saw that he'd be rolling over in his grave. He used to sit at the door and if the men and women weren't dressed just right he'd shake his head,"don't even bother coming in the door" For guy's it was suit and tie. Hell,if he just didn't like the way you looked he'd just tell them to "go the hell back home". Of course,when my dad was telling the story it got pretty animated. Our family only heard the story about 20 times over the years. There pizza is my favorite,they ship it all over the united states,somehow. It's not available at stores and they don't do delivery either. They also have a redwine vinegar dressing that is commercially available locally,or they ship it. My brother in California and my sister in Texas like that so much I send it to them for Christmas.
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Puccini's Smiling Teeth in Lexington, Ky has the best.


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You must have never been to Chicago.
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have yall seen those DiGiorno (sp?) in the grocery store? they have one that is three meat. just heat it up.
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Animal wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 1:29 am have yall seen those DiGiorno (sp?) in the grocery store? they have one that is three meat. just heat it up.
DiGiorno? I thought it was delivery.
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HighNDry wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 1:34 am
Animal wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 1:29 am have yall seen those DiGiorno (sp?) in the grocery store? they have one that is three meat. just heat it up.
DiGiorno? I thought it was delivery.
the one that has the picture of the brick oven on the box is really good. I like to take it off the foil right before the timer goes off to keep the bottom of the crust from being wet.
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Animal wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 1:41 am
HighNDry wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 1:34 am
Animal wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 1:29 am have yall seen those DiGiorno (sp?) in the grocery store? they have one that is three meat. just heat it up.
DiGiorno? I thought it was delivery.
the one that has the picture of the brick oven on the box is really good. I like to take it off the foil right before the timer goes off to keep the bottom of the crust from being wet.
You need a pizza stone. Problem solved.
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megman wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 1:43 am
Animal wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 1:41 am
HighNDry wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 1:34 am
Animal wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 1:29 am have yall seen those DiGiorno (sp?) in the grocery store? they have one that is three meat. just heat it up.
DiGiorno? I thought it was delivery.
the one that has the picture of the brick oven on the box is really good. I like to take it off the foil right before the timer goes off to keep the bottom of the crust from being wet.
You need a pizza stone. Problem solved.
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disco.moon wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 11:00 am FUCK YEAH WE DO! What really grinds my gears is that it's not sold in the morning. I can't be the only one would eat pizza for breakfast.
Cold pizza and beer after a long night of drinking for the win.
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disco.moon wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 11:00 am I can't be the only one would eat pizza for breakfast.
Oh yea! I love breakfast pizza! Wife and I always order an extra pie to stuff into the fridge for the next morning or two. Perfect way to start a morning: a slice of unheated meat-lovers and a hot cup of joe! :D
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Yep pizza is like fried chicken, sometimes I prefer it cold.
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i'm cool with Jersey having the title, but the pictures they show look like vomit on crust.
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I've had ny, NJ, and Chicago pizza. I would just as much eat a typical frozen pizza as those.
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I've been around and honestly one of the best pizzas I ever had was at Bruno's restaurant in the Rio Dulce Guatemala. It was made with a cornmeal crust and baked in a wood fired adobe oven.
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disco.moon wrote: Sun May 02, 2021 12:50 am
necronomous wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 11:26 pm I've had ny, NJ, and Chicago pizza. I would just as much eat a typical frozen pizza as those.
Goddamnit you are kind of exhausting anymore. What happened? Who took your joie de vie?
No one. I'm just saving it for when it matters. Here doesn't matter as much any more. You're awesome, but mostly this place is just meh.
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Staten Island pizza, awesome
Jersey pizza, pretty awesome
Manhattan pizza, horrible
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It's funny that no one has mentioned New Orleans style pizza yet.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun May 02, 2021 4:37 pm It's funny that no one has mentioned New Orleans style pizza yet.
i can't even imagine going to New Orleans and getting a pizza.
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disco.moon wrote: Sun May 02, 2021 4:52 pm What's the deal with New Orleans pizza? I've never been there.
beats me. you definitely go to New Orleans for the cajun seafood and to flash your tiddies and drink hurricanes. But I never heard anyone going there for pizza.
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