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Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Name the places or locations that you have had sex outside of the bedroom. For instance, DP had this thing for cemeteries and Disco had her hot tub showroom romp.
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Hot tubs, pools, cars, deer blinds, hospital bathrooms, rivers and streams. I will keep thinking about all the odd places.
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In a boat back in some cove on the lake.
On the trampoline in the back yard.
In some random farmers hay field.
I'm sure there's more.
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Kitchen, dining room, living room, guest rooms, bathrooms, parks, pools, ocean, beach, cars, changing rooms, hot tub, leaning over the car in the drive way.
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Perverts







Oh,and in the cab of the tractor and combine.

Also on a tractor with no cab. Much easier.
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Church
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There is a concrete chess board table set up on the beach of a Toronto beach. A bit out of the way from the parking lot.
Me and a buddy were talking about it and decided we wanted to bang our gfs on the chess board.
I was driving by some cold winter night and told the gf we had to make a quick detour.
Out to the chess board. Pants to the knees (it was fricken cold) and check mate.
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Stapes wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 5:59 pm The back alley behind a soup kitchen
Dude. stop.
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College baseball dugout.

In my car that I was driving 70 mph on the way home from our honeymoon.

In a field in my car with an audience that we did not notice until after.
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I fapped at work once. Same place had oral secks with the bosses daughter. Ex-Marine. He would have beaten me to a pulp.
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Charliesheen wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 7:30 pm I fapped at work once. Same place had oral secks with the bosses daughter. Ex-Marine. He would have beaten me to a pulp.
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Damn near every room of the gf's house. Under the deck at the cabin, on a pier, next to the fire pit, in her car, and the garage one night. In the parking lot of a boat ramp, in the garage with the door open behind the snow mobile, on the snow mobile, in front of the fire places, with the ex wide; back of the car on camp Lejeune on ETA 2 broad daylight, in a clearing of the woods at the college we met. I'm forgetting some stuff I'm sure.
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disco.moon wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 8:34 pm
DiverTexas wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 5:59 pm Hot tubs, pools, cars, deer blinds, hospital bathrooms, rivers and streams. I will keep thinking about all the odd places.
A deer blind?? I've gotta hear that hunting story.
needless to say he has trouble finding guys that want to hunt with him.
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Animal wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 8:42 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 8:34 pm
DiverTexas wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 5:59 pm Hot tubs, pools, cars, deer blinds, hospital bathrooms, rivers and streams. I will keep thinking about all the odd places.
A deer blind?? I've gotta hear that hunting story.
needless to say he has trouble finding guys that want to hunt with him.
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Animal wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 8:42 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 8:34 pm
DiverTexas wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 5:59 pm Hot tubs, pools, cars, deer blinds, hospital bathrooms, rivers and streams. I will keep thinking about all the odd places.
A deer blind?? I've gotta hear that hunting story.
needless to say he has trouble finding guys that want to hunt with him.
I hear it's a Texas thing. Some sort of "rite of passage" when you get your first kill.
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disco.moon wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 8:34 pm
DiverTexas wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 5:59 pm Hot tubs, pools, cars, deer blinds, hospital bathrooms, rivers and streams. I will keep thinking about all the odd places.
A deer blind?? I've gotta hear that hunting story.
This was prior to getting married.
One ex was willing to do anything, anywhere.
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disco.moon wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 9:48 pm The BF and I christened the front porch last summer at night during a thunderstorm that was pretty fucking rad.
Please continue
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Dammit :D
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Don't learn do you?
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rule34 wrote: Sun May 02, 2021 12:20 am Don't learn do you?
I said Please. What- Pretty please (with something sugary on top)?
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 11:43 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 9:48 pm The BF and I christened the front porch last summer at night during a thunderstorm that was pretty fucking rad.
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HowieTheHat wrote: Sun May 02, 2021 2:31 am
disco.moon wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 9:48 pm The BF and I christened the front porch last summer at night during a thunderstorm that was pretty fucking rad.
Talk slower.......😂
Good luck. I even capitalized the "P" in please. Lot of good it did me. Nada
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun May 02, 2021 2:46 am
HowieTheHat wrote: Sun May 02, 2021 2:31 am
disco.moon wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 9:48 pm The BF and I christened the front porch last summer at night during a thunderstorm that was pretty fucking rad.
Talk slower.......😂
Good luck. I even capitalized the "P" in please. Lot of good it did me. Nada
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But, but I want more front porch details. E-W/ N-S is a starter. Any hail in that t-storm? See, it's all innocent.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun May 02, 2021 2:58 am But, but I want more front porch details. E-W/ N-S is a starter. Any hail in that t-storm? See, it's all innocent.
There is something seriously wrong with you. :roll:
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