Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Post by QillerDaemon » Sun May 02, 2021 8:21 pm

Charliesheen wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 4:00 pm
QillerDaemon wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 3:05 pm
With my first wife when we were dating, about 100 yards off the beach at the Texas City Dike.

With my second wife when we were dating, my first office was in what used to be an OB/GYN clinic and it still had the stirrup chair. She wanted to try that out for sexy time. We also had other episodes, some of which would be very difficult to explain.
Hope you warmed up the speculum 1st.
We'd already done that by then. Ya know, I like the sight of a nice wet vagina as much as any straight guy would. In all honesty, a vagina is a nice place to put a tongue or a dick or even a fun little object. But you *really* don't want to see what's going on in there. :|
If you can't be a good example, you can still serve as a horrible warning.

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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Post by disco.moon » Sun May 02, 2021 8:33 pm

QillerDaemon wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 8:21 pm
Charliesheen wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 4:00 pm
QillerDaemon wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 3:05 pm
With my first wife when we were dating, about 100 yards off the beach at the Texas City Dike.

With my second wife when we were dating, my first office was in what used to be an OB/GYN clinic and it still had the stirrup chair. She wanted to try that out for sexy time. We also had other episodes, some of which would be very difficult to explain.
Hope you warmed up the speculum 1st.
We'd already done that by then. Ya know, I like the sight of a nice wet vagina as much as any straight guy would. In all honesty, a vagina is a nice place to put a tongue or a dick or even a fun little object. But you *really* don't want to see what's going on in there. :|
:lol: that's where we keep our energy jewel.

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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

#53

Post by disco.moon » Sun May 02, 2021 8:34 pm

I had sex in a walk in freezer at a convenience store maybe 3 times.

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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Post by DiverTexas » Sun May 02, 2021 8:50 pm

Animal wrote:
Sat May 01, 2021 8:42 pm
disco.moon wrote:
Sat May 01, 2021 8:34 pm
DiverTexas wrote:
Sat May 01, 2021 5:59 pm
Hot tubs, pools, cars, deer blinds, hospital bathrooms, rivers and streams. I will keep thinking about all the odd places.
A deer blind?? I've gotta hear that hunting story.
needless to say he has trouble finding guys that want to hunt with him.
I guess that we aren't hunting together again, huh?

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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Post by disco.moon » Sun May 02, 2021 9:20 pm

DiverTexas wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 8:50 pm
Animal wrote:
Sat May 01, 2021 8:42 pm
disco.moon wrote:
Sat May 01, 2021 8:34 pm
DiverTexas wrote:
Sat May 01, 2021 5:59 pm
Hot tubs, pools, cars, deer blinds, hospital bathrooms, rivers and streams. I will keep thinking about all the odd places.
A deer blind?? I've gotta hear that hunting story.
needless to say he has trouble finding guys that want to hunt with him.
I guess that we aren't hunting together again, huh?
You guys would make such a cute couple.

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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Post by Hyperv12 » Sun May 02, 2021 9:24 pm

In the hot tub of a cruise ship at 1am while cruising round the Antarctic peninsula.

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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Post by DiverTexas » Mon May 03, 2021 12:30 am

disco.moon wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 9:20 pm
DiverTexas wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 8:50 pm
Animal wrote:
Sat May 01, 2021 8:42 pm
disco.moon wrote:
Sat May 01, 2021 8:34 pm
DiverTexas wrote:
Sat May 01, 2021 5:59 pm
Hot tubs, pools, cars, deer blinds, hospital bathrooms, rivers and streams. I will keep thinking about all the odd places.
A deer blind?? I've gotta hear that hunting story.
needless to say he has trouble finding guys that want to hunt with him.
I guess that we aren't hunting together again, huh?
You guys would make such a cute couple.
We are pretty good looking.

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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Post by disco.moon » Mon May 03, 2021 12:54 am

DiverTexas wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 12:30 am
disco.moon wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 9:20 pm
DiverTexas wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 8:50 pm
Animal wrote:
Sat May 01, 2021 8:42 pm
disco.moon wrote:
Sat May 01, 2021 8:34 pm
DiverTexas wrote:
Sat May 01, 2021 5:59 pm
Hot tubs, pools, cars, deer blinds, hospital bathrooms, rivers and streams. I will keep thinking about all the odd places.
A deer blind?? I've gotta hear that hunting story.
needless to say he has trouble finding guys that want to hunt with him.
I guess that we aren't hunting together again, huh?
You guys would make such a cute couple.
We are pretty good looking.
Well, I wouldn't know now would I? :blues:

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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Post by megman » Mon May 03, 2021 1:07 am

DiverTexas wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 12:30 am
disco.moon wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 9:20 pm
DiverTexas wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 8:50 pm
Animal wrote:
Sat May 01, 2021 8:42 pm
disco.moon wrote:
Sat May 01, 2021 8:34 pm
DiverTexas wrote:
Sat May 01, 2021 5:59 pm
Hot tubs, pools, cars, deer blinds, hospital bathrooms, rivers and streams. I will keep thinking about all the odd places.
A deer blind?? I've gotta hear that hunting story.
needless to say he has trouble finding guys that want to hunt with him.
I guess that we aren't hunting together again, huh?
You guys would make such a cute couple.
We are pretty good looking.
Does Animal feel the same way?
Animal wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 4:08 am


I'm all hat and no cattle


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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Post by Animal » Mon May 03, 2021 1:12 am

i would have to be really gay to want to bang DT.
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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Post by megman » Mon May 03, 2021 1:28 am

Denial is not a river in Egypt.
Animal wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 4:08 am


I'm all hat and no cattle


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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Post by Animal » Mon May 03, 2021 1:44 am

megman wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 1:28 am
Denial is not a river in Egypt.
interesting. i'll ask your mom about it.
CaptQuint wrote:
Fri Apr 16, 2021 7:26 pm
Swallowing cum is honest work

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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Post by disco.moon » Mon May 03, 2021 1:50 am

Burn. :extinguishflame:

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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Post by megman » Mon May 03, 2021 1:51 am

Animal wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 1:44 am
megman wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 1:28 am
Denial is not a river in Egypt.
interesting. i'll ask your mom about it.
My mom says you'll have to speak up...
Animal wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 4:08 am


I'm all hat and no cattle


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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Post by Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty » Mon May 03, 2021 5:33 pm

All this baseball talk got me reminiscing.

GF and I played on the same slopitch team. When we played at a new diamond, we did a little wink.

After the post game drinks, when it was dark, we would return to the dugout to christen it.

Made for good memories when we returned to it later that season.

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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Post by pork » Mon May 03, 2021 6:24 pm

i pretty much have never had any boundaries...or at least i didn't growing up. if i could smash it would never matter where.

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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Post by disco.moon » Mon May 03, 2021 6:29 pm

It's good to know we're all deviants.

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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Post by Geist » Mon May 03, 2021 6:41 pm

Hooked up with this chick after a night of bar hopping in rural ohio after her boyfriend went to bed. Closest place was a condemned half fallen down house a couple hundred feet away. The mattress would've been less gross of half the roof weren't missing

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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Post by disco.moon » Mon May 03, 2021 8:12 pm

Geist wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 6:41 pm
Hooked up with this chick after a night of bar hopping in rural ohio after her boyfriend went to bed. Closest place was a condemned half fallen down house a couple hundred feet away. The mattress would've been less gross of half the roof weren't missing
What a special moment. :smileyflower:

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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Post by Whackov » Tue May 04, 2021 1:50 am

On the living room couch at my girlfriend’s (now my wife) house with her parents in the room next to it

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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Post by Gunzen » Tue May 04, 2021 2:56 pm

A camper.

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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Post by pork » Tue May 04, 2021 3:34 pm

doesnt the camper technically have a bedroom? unless you fucked her on the floor of the bathroom i dont think it counts.

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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Post by disco.moon » Tue May 04, 2021 8:06 pm

pork wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 3:34 pm
doesnt the camper technically have a bedroom? unless you fucked her on the floor of the bathroom i dont think it counts.
I think with a camper one would just say "camper" because aren't the beds just the kitchen table or something?

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