Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun May 02, 2021 3:02 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun May 02, 2021 2:58 am But, but I want more front porch details. E-W/ N-S is a starter. Any hail in that t-storm? See, it's all innocent.
There is something seriously wrong with you. :roll:
Go away. We understand subtly is not your strong suite. Or am I "Syntaxing" this wrong in your expert opinion?
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun May 02, 2021 3:02 am

There is something seriously wrong with you. :roll:
you know those things that they can install on your car where you have to blow in it and the car won't start if your blood/alcohol level is too high? Have you ever wondered if someone should invent one of those for computers?

i don't know what made me think of that.
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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Animal wrote: Sun May 02, 2021 3:11 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun May 02, 2021 3:02 am

There is something seriously wrong with you. :roll:
you know those things that they can install on your car where you have to blow in it and the car won't start if your blood/alcohol level is too high? Have you ever wondered if someone should invent one of those for computers?

i don't know what made me think of that.
The subject needs to be a willing participant....
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I can attest that sex in a hammock is an art. 8-)
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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Animal wrote: Sun May 02, 2021 3:11 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun May 02, 2021 3:02 am

There is something seriously wrong with you. :roll:
you know those things that they can install on your car where you have to blow in it and the car won't start if your blood/alcohol level is too high? Have you ever wondered if someone should invent one of those for computers?

i don't know what made me think of that.
Let us know when you get one installed that detects your hours spent on Pol/SFW spewing crap instead of your GD roots.
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Desk at work, machinery at work. Sitting on a yamaha R1 (clearly stationary)
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With my first wife when we were dating, about 100 yards off the beach at the Texas City Dike.

With my second wife when we were dating, my first office was in what used to be an OB/GYN clinic and it still had the stirrup chair. She wanted to try that out for sexy time. We also had other episodes, some of which would be very difficult to explain.
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QillerDaemon wrote: Sun May 02, 2021 3:05 pm With my first wife when we were dating, about 100 yards off the beach at the Texas City Dike.

With my second wife when we were dating, my first office was in what used to be an OB/GYN clinic and it still had the stirrup chair. She wanted to try that out for sexy time. We also had other episodes, some of which would be very difficult to explain.
Hope you warmed up the speculum 1st.
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Gas station off of M-59, Las Vegas balcony, beach, patio, deck, every room in every house I've owned, pool, hot tub, shower, my place of business
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disco.moon wrote: Sun May 02, 2021 3:36 pm
Whackov wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 7:26 pm College baseball dugout.

In my car that I was driving 70 mph on the way home from our honeymoon.

In a field in my car with an audience that we did not notice until after.
Damn, while driving?! That's skills.
She scared the shit out of me when she would block my view. I miss the days when she was a freak.
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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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QillerDaemon wrote: Sun May 02, 2021 3:05 pm With my first wife when we were dating, about 100 yards off the beach at the Texas City Dike
Was this a threesome or did the dike just watch?
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Charliesheen wrote: Sun May 02, 2021 4:00 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Sun May 02, 2021 3:05 pm With my first wife when we were dating, about 100 yards off the beach at the Texas City Dike.

With my second wife when we were dating, my first office was in what used to be an OB/GYN clinic and it still had the stirrup chair. She wanted to try that out for sexy time. We also had other episodes, some of which would be very difficult to explain.
Hope you warmed up the speculum 1st.
We'd already done that by then. Ya know, I like the sight of a nice wet vagina as much as any straight guy would. In all honesty, a vagina is a nice place to put a tongue or a dick or even a fun little object. But you *really* don't want to see what's going on in there. :|
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Animal wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 8:42 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 8:34 pm
DiverTexas wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 5:59 pm Hot tubs, pools, cars, deer blinds, hospital bathrooms, rivers and streams. I will keep thinking about all the odd places.
A deer blind?? I've gotta hear that hunting story.
needless to say he has trouble finding guys that want to hunt with him.
I guess that we aren't hunting together again, huh?
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In the hot tub of a cruise ship at 1am while cruising round the Antarctic peninsula.
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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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disco.moon wrote: Sun May 02, 2021 9:20 pm
DiverTexas wrote: Sun May 02, 2021 8:50 pm
Animal wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 8:42 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 8:34 pm
DiverTexas wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 5:59 pm Hot tubs, pools, cars, deer blinds, hospital bathrooms, rivers and streams. I will keep thinking about all the odd places.
A deer blind?? I've gotta hear that hunting story.
needless to say he has trouble finding guys that want to hunt with him.
I guess that we aren't hunting together again, huh?
You guys would make such a cute couple.
We are pretty good looking.
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DiverTexas wrote: Mon May 03, 2021 12:30 am
disco.moon wrote: Sun May 02, 2021 9:20 pm
DiverTexas wrote: Sun May 02, 2021 8:50 pm
Animal wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 8:42 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 8:34 pm
DiverTexas wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 5:59 pm Hot tubs, pools, cars, deer blinds, hospital bathrooms, rivers and streams. I will keep thinking about all the odd places.
A deer blind?? I've gotta hear that hunting story.
needless to say he has trouble finding guys that want to hunt with him.
I guess that we aren't hunting together again, huh?
You guys would make such a cute couple.
We are pretty good looking.
Does Animal feel the same way?
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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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i would have to be really gay to want to bang DT.
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Denial is not a river in Egypt.
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megman wrote: Mon May 03, 2021 1:28 am Denial is not a river in Egypt.
interesting. i'll ask your mom about it.
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Animal wrote: Mon May 03, 2021 1:44 am
megman wrote: Mon May 03, 2021 1:28 am Denial is not a river in Egypt.
interesting. i'll ask your mom about it.
My mom says you'll have to speak up...
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All this baseball talk got me reminiscing.

GF and I played on the same slopitch team. When we played at a new diamond, we did a little wink.

After the post game drinks, when it was dark, we would return to the dugout to christen it.

Made for good memories when we returned to it later that season.
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i pretty much have never had any boundaries...or at least i didn't growing up. if i could smash it would never matter where.
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Hooked up with this chick after a night of bar hopping in rural ohio after her boyfriend went to bed. Closest place was a condemned half fallen down house a couple hundred feet away. The mattress would've been less gross of half the roof weren't missing
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On the living room couch at my girlfriend’s (now my wife) house with her parents in the room next to it
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A camper.
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