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pork wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 5:47 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 5:18 pm
pork wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 5:06 pm i am calling it out now...niners will be in the superbowl in 2021 and in 2022
Pretty sure the 2021 Super Bowl has already been played. I don't think the Niners were in it.
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I know. I'm just rattling your chains.
But I'll take your bet.
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lets do it. i am obviously a huge underdog in the odds to win the superbowl in 2021. 2022 is too far out for odds. so...lets make an avatar bet. 1 month change at the winners request. lets pick a some rules for the bet.

what is your team of choice? the niners are the 6th best ranked team. it goes like this:
chiefs
bucs
ravens
bills
rams
niners
(packers are in the air)

lets hear the rules
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pork wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 6:09 pm lets do it. i am obviously a huge underdog in the odds to win the superbowl in 2021. 2022 is too far out for odds. so...lets make an avatar bet. 1 month change at the winners request. lets pick a some rules for the bet.
Are you betting that they'll BE in those Super Bowls or that they'll WIN those Super Bowls?
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The rams and niners did not even win their division last year, how could they be top 6 in the NFL? The Rams may only be 6 in the NFC
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hawkfan8812 wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 7:49 pm The rams and niners did not even win their division last year, how could they be top 6 in the NFL? The Rams may only be 6 in the NFC
i dont make the odds. i just get false hopes based upon them
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 7:39 pm
pork wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 6:09 pm lets do it. i am obviously a huge underdog in the odds to win the superbowl in 2021. 2022 is too far out for odds. so...lets make an avatar bet. 1 month change at the winners request. lets pick a some rules for the bet.
Are you betting that they'll BE in those Super Bowls or that they'll WIN those Super Bowls?
be in the superbowl....odds are heavily against us. should be a more fair bet to say theyll be in the playoffs
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pork wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:10 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 7:39 pm
pork wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 6:09 pm lets do it. i am obviously a huge underdog in the odds to win the superbowl in 2021. 2022 is too far out for odds. so...lets make an avatar bet. 1 month change at the winners request. lets pick a some rules for the bet.
Are you betting that they'll BE in those Super Bowls or that they'll WIN those Super Bowls?
be in the superbowl....odds are heavily against us. should be a more fair bet to say theyll be in the playoffs
Okay then...

You say the 49er's will be in the next 2 Super Bowls.
I say they won't.

What are we betting?
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hawkfan8812 wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 7:49 pm The rams and niners did not even win their division last year, how could they be top 6 in the NFL? The Rams may only be 6 in the NFC
The Rams upgraded nicely at QB
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To be honest, I think a fair bet with no odds would be for Porky to take the bet that the 49'ers will make the playoffs this year. And RD to bet him that they won't.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:22 pm
hawkfan8812 wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 7:49 pm The rams and niners did not even win their division last year, how could they be top 6 in the NFL? The Rams may only be 6 in the NFC
The Rams upgraded nicely at QB
:lol:
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:25 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:22 pm
hawkfan8812 wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 7:49 pm The rams and niners did not even win their division last year, how could they be top 6 in the NFL? The Rams may only be 6 in the NFC
The Rams upgraded nicely at QB
:lol:
You dont think Stafford is better than Goff?
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:29 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:25 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:22 pm
hawkfan8812 wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 7:49 pm The rams and niners did not even win their division last year, how could they be top 6 in the NFL? The Rams may only be 6 in the NFC
The Rams upgraded nicely at QB
:lol:
You dont think Stafford is better than Goff?
Slightly I suppose, we will certainly find out.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:14 pm
pork wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:10 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 7:39 pm
pork wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 6:09 pm lets do it. i am obviously a huge underdog in the odds to win the superbowl in 2021. 2022 is too far out for odds. so...lets make an avatar bet. 1 month change at the winners request. lets pick a some rules for the bet.
Are you betting that they'll BE in those Super Bowls or that they'll WIN those Super Bowls?
be in the superbowl....odds are heavily against us. should be a more fair bet to say theyll be in the playoffs
Okay then...

You say the 49er's will be in the next 2 Super Bowls.
I say they won't.

What are we betting?
we need to do it by year. so bet one... niners super bowl in 2021 season. and what is your team?
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:29 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:25 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:22 pm
hawkfan8812 wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 7:49 pm The rams and niners did not even win their division last year, how could they be top 6 in the NFL? The Rams may only be 6 in the NFC
The Rams upgraded nicely at QB
:lol:
You dont think Stafford is better than Goff?
I think Stafford has been overrated his entire carrier.
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pork wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:39 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:14 pm
pork wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:10 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 7:39 pm
pork wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 6:09 pm lets do it. i am obviously a huge underdog in the odds to win the superbowl in 2021. 2022 is too far out for odds. so...lets make an avatar bet. 1 month change at the winners request. lets pick a some rules for the bet.
Are you betting that they'll BE in those Super Bowls or that they'll WIN those Super Bowls?
be in the superbowl....odds are heavily against us. should be a more fair bet to say theyll be in the playoffs
Okay then...

You say the 49er's will be in the next 2 Super Bowls.
I say they won't.

What are we betting?
we need to do it by year. so bet one... niners super bowl in 2021 season. and what is your team?
Why do I need to pick a team? I'm just betting against the team that you picked.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:43 pm
pork wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:39 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:14 pm
pork wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:10 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 7:39 pm
pork wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 6:09 pm lets do it. i am obviously a huge underdog in the odds to win the superbowl in 2021. 2022 is too far out for odds. so...lets make an avatar bet. 1 month change at the winners request. lets pick a some rules for the bet.
Are you betting that they'll BE in those Super Bowls or that they'll WIN those Super Bowls?
be in the superbowl....odds are heavily against us. should be a more fair bet to say theyll be in the playoffs
Okay then...

You say the 49er's will be in the next 2 Super Bowls.
I say they won't.

What are we betting?
we need to do it by year. so bet one... niners super bowl in 2021 season. and what is your team?
Why do I need to pick a team? I'm just betting against the team that you picked.
the niners are a 11-1 to make the superbowl...its a dumb bet i am just curious what team you are a fan of.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:41 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:29 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:25 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:22 pm
hawkfan8812 wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 7:49 pm The rams and niners did not even win their division last year, how could they be top 6 in the NFL? The Rams may only be 6 in the NFC
The Rams upgraded nicely at QB
:lol:
You dont think Stafford is better than Goff?
I think Stafford has been overrated his entire carrier.
Megatron certainly helped his production.
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pork wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:51 pm the niners are a 11-1 to make the superbowl...its a dumb bet i am just curious what team you are a fan of.
I'm a Washington Redskins fan.
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hawkfan8812 wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:54 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:41 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:29 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:25 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:22 pm
hawkfan8812 wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 7:49 pm The rams and niners did not even win their division last year, how could they be top 6 in the NFL? The Rams may only be 6 in the NFC
The Rams upgraded nicely at QB
:lol:
You dont think Stafford is better than Goff?
I think Stafford has been overrated his entire carrier.
Megatron certainly helped his production.
Well, yeah. All the Lions can do is pass. They haven't had a running game since Sanders retired.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:56 pm
pork wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:51 pm the niners are a 11-1 to make the superbowl...its a dumb bet i am just curious what team you are a fan of.
I'm a Washington Redskins fan.
wow, they are 50:1. 49'ers are 14:1.

Yall would do better to just bet on who has the most wins and the Redskins win a tie.
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hawkfan8812 wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:21 pm
that cuts deep. i actually threw my remote at the tv and broke the screen. the good news is i had a reason to upgrade.
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Animal wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:59 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:56 pm
pork wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:51 pm the niners are a 11-1 to make the superbowl...its a dumb bet i am just curious what team you are a fan of.
I'm a Washington Redskins fan.
wow, they are 50:1. 49'ers are 14:1.

Yall would do better to just bet on who has the most wins and the Redskins win a tie.
I don't think the 'Skins are going to the Super Bowl, dude. He just asked me what team I'm a fan of.
Try to keep up.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:56 pm
pork wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:51 pm the niners are a 11-1 to make the superbowl...its a dumb bet i am just curious what team you are a fan of.
I'm a Washington Redskins fan.
yeah. you guys are pretty fucked still.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:41 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:29 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:25 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 8:22 pm
hawkfan8812 wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 7:49 pm The rams and niners did not even win their division last year, how could they be top 6 in the NFL? The Rams may only be 6 in the NFC
The Rams upgraded nicely at QB
:lol:
You dont think Stafford is better than Goff?
I think Stafford has been overrated his entire carrier.
I would actually agree with that. The expectations placed on him were just so high and his talent level could not match them. Many people think he's an elite QB and hes just not. He is an above average QB. Goff, on the other hand I believe is completely average. Vegas also seems to think Stafford at QB is an upgrade.
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