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any updates on whether people stopped pooping in their parking lot?
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:shocked: I didn't even see that. Maybe it was her
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It's still 69 + 1
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disco.moon wrote: Fri Jun 11, 2021 1:16 am
megman wrote: Fri Jun 11, 2021 1:00 am Whoops, there it goes.... :lol:

I guess I'll just go and grow some methadone and have a cerebral meltdown. :smokingweed:
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disco.moon wrote: Fri Jun 11, 2021 1:12 am GODDAMNIT Y'ALL RUINED 69 WITH YER MAN BITCHIN.
It's that time of the month...
MY PEOPLE SKILLS ARE JUST FINE. IT"S MY TOLERANCE FOR IDIOTS THAT NEEDS WORK
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disco.moon wrote: Fri Jun 11, 2021 1:31 am
megman wrote: Fri Jun 11, 2021 1:29 am
disco.moon wrote: Fri Jun 11, 2021 1:12 am GODDAMNIT Y'ALL RUINED 69 WITH YER MAN BITCHIN.
It's that time of the month...
Lmfao according to menstruation kitty.....

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LOL

It's also a full moon. In the 5 years I drove Zamboni every full moon I was cleaning blood off the ice. You could make a sure bet on it. 8-)
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disco.moon wrote: Fri Jun 11, 2021 2:23 am This happened up by me the other day.


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I hope Gunzen saved the receipt.
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CaptQuint wrote: Thu Jun 10, 2021 11:59 pm His near constant presents here on the forum
Sounds generous. Quite kind and thoughtful of him.
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disco.moon wrote: Fri Jun 11, 2021 11:17 am
HighNDry wrote: Fri Jun 11, 2021 3:07 am
disco.moon wrote: Fri Jun 11, 2021 2:23 am This happened up by me the other day.


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I hope Gunzen saved the receipt.
:lol:
:lol: Is that the driver up on the hill calling AAA?
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disco.moon wrote: Fri Jun 11, 2021 2:23 pm
Burn1dwn wrote: Fri Jun 11, 2021 1:16 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri Jun 11, 2021 11:17 am
HighNDry wrote: Fri Jun 11, 2021 3:07 am
disco.moon wrote: Fri Jun 11, 2021 2:23 am This happened up by me the other day.


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I hope Gunzen saved the receipt.
:lol:
:lol: Is that the driver up on the hill calling AAA?
Let's hope so! What would cause this to happen??
Overloaded the bed capacity along with a rusted frame I'd guess.
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disco.moon wrote: Fri Jun 11, 2021 2:23 pm
Burn1dwn wrote: Fri Jun 11, 2021 1:16 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri Jun 11, 2021 11:17 am
HighNDry wrote: Fri Jun 11, 2021 3:07 am
disco.moon wrote: Fri Jun 11, 2021 2:23 am This happened up by me the other day.


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I hope Gunzen saved the receipt.
:lol:
:lol: Is that the driver up on the hill calling AAA?
Let's hope so! What would cause this to happen??
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disco.moon wrote: Fri Jun 11, 2021 2:23 am This happened up by me the other day.


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Ah no, stapes stepped on a Crack and broke his mammas back.
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disco.moon wrote: Mon Jun 14, 2021 12:35 am I laughed way too hard at this.

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Ok.... So I may be a little slow..... I don't get it... Lol
I blame Biker.
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disco.moon wrote: Mon Jun 14, 2021 2:21 am
Stapes wrote: Mon Jun 14, 2021 2:12 am
disco.moon wrote: Mon Jun 14, 2021 12:35 am I laughed way too hard at this.

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Ok.... So I may be a little slow..... I don't get it... Lol
The meme is from Inception- the joke is, that once you click links on Google, they turn purple meaning one has already searched Alzheimer symptoms.


Ohhhhh.... thank God you explained. Because I would have never ever gotten it... Lol
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disco.moon wrote: Mon Jun 14, 2021 2:21 am
Stapes wrote: Mon Jun 14, 2021 2:12 am
disco.moon wrote: Mon Jun 14, 2021 12:35 am I laughed way too hard at this.

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Ok.... So I may be a little slow..... I don't get it... Lol
The meme is from Inception- the joke is, that once you click links on Google, they turn purple meaning one has already searched Alzheimer symptoms.
The meme is from umbrella academy.
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disco.moon wrote: Mon Jun 14, 2021 12:08 pm
necronomous wrote: Mon Jun 14, 2021 2:53 am
disco.moon wrote: Mon Jun 14, 2021 2:21 am
Stapes wrote: Mon Jun 14, 2021 2:12 am
disco.moon wrote: Mon Jun 14, 2021 12:35 am I laughed way too hard at this.

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Ok.... So I may be a little slow..... I don't get it... Lol
The meme is from Inception- the joke is, that once you click links on Google, they turn purple meaning one has already searched Alzheimer symptoms.
The meme is from umbrella academy.
I stand corrected. Never watched it.
Good show on Netflix. That is if you're into comics. Some violence, dark, time travel...that kind of thing.
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necronomous wrote: Mon Jun 14, 2021 12:41 pm
disco.moon wrote: Mon Jun 14, 2021 12:08 pm
necronomous wrote: Mon Jun 14, 2021 2:53 am
disco.moon wrote: Mon Jun 14, 2021 2:21 am
Stapes wrote: Mon Jun 14, 2021 2:12 am
disco.moon wrote: Mon Jun 14, 2021 12:35 am I laughed way too hard at this.

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Ok.... So I may be a little slow..... I don't get it... Lol
The meme is from Inception- the joke is, that once you click links on Google, they turn purple meaning one has already searched Alzheimer symptoms.
The meme is from umbrella academy.
I stand corrected. Never watched it.
Good show on Netflix. That is if you're into comics. Some violence, dark, time travel...that kind of thing.
I wonder how they will write the transition into the story line. Maybe it won’t be to hard since all of the characters are freaks of nature.
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Whackov wrote: Mon Jun 14, 2021 1:02 pm
necronomous wrote: Mon Jun 14, 2021 12:41 pm
disco.moon wrote: Mon Jun 14, 2021 12:08 pm
necronomous wrote: Mon Jun 14, 2021 2:53 am
disco.moon wrote: Mon Jun 14, 2021 2:21 am
Stapes wrote: Mon Jun 14, 2021 2:12 am

Ok.... So I may be a little slow..... I don't get it... Lol
The meme is from Inception- the joke is, that once you click links on Google, they turn purple meaning one has already searched Alzheimer symptoms.
The meme is from umbrella academy.
I stand corrected. Never watched it.
Good show on Netflix. That is if you're into comics. Some violence, dark, time travel...that kind of thing.
I wonder how they will write the transition into the story line. Maybe it won’t be to hard since all of the characters are freaks of nature.
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Queef showing off again. This ones a real hit with the ladies, too.

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disco.moon wrote: Mon Jun 14, 2021 3:33 pm
necronomous wrote: Mon Jun 14, 2021 12:41 pm
Good show on Netflix. That is if you're into comics. Some violence, dark, time travel...that kind of thing.
I have a couple friends that watch it, I love time travel <3
there is a movie that you may like called about time. its pretty good
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disco.moon wrote: Mon Jun 14, 2021 6:23 pm FFS that movie made me cry 😢 😭 thnx.
yeah it was a semi sad movie but it was really well done. the acting was great and the story was pretty cool. it was a little touching. i watched it right after my father passed away and it hit me in the heart strings.
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I've never heard of that movie, but just looked it up. Good Cast.
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