2021's Best States to Live in
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I can only assume that every square inch of New Jersey is exactly like every episode of Jersey Shore. That's really my only introduction to the state.
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You ought to see their State Welcome signs. Depending on the location it could included daggers, pistols, brass knuckles and I don't know what else.
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Re: 2021's Best States to Live in
and what's your point?
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Said like a true woke Hollywood elite. Nevertheless, that movie is 24k gold.
It will be criminal to own an unedited copy in a few years.
It will be criminal to own an unedited copy in a few years.
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Rarely see it now, and never on what's left of network TV.Charliesheen wrote: ↑Fri Jun 18, 2021 11:41 pm Said like a true woke Hollywood elite. Nevertheless, that movie is 24k gold.
It will be criminal to own an unedited copy in a few years.
It's an example of how being overly sensitive can make you totally miss the point of a movie. The most anti-racist movie I can think of.
P.S. Mel always saw how making a mockery of something reprehensible was a great way of getting rid of it. See: The Producers (and "Springtime for Hitler.")
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Most people think that all of NJ looks like the smelly, industrial shitshow between exits 13 and 15 on the Turnpike. But once you leave this area, there are really nice areas of NJ. You actually feel like you’re in another state at times.
The Jersey Shore is shit and doesn’t represent NJ at all. Fuck mTV.
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I, in no way, thought you would get it.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Fri Jun 18, 2021 10:14 pmReally. I live here and I didn't get it. I thought he was referring to all those food trailers found in NJ. You know, throw a cat and all that. Rounding up the local wildlife is actually a good idea. Profit and everything.disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri Jun 18, 2021 10:07 pmAt first I was like "WTF does this mean??" Then I was like "Oooh Texas."necronomous wrote: ↑Fri Jun 18, 2021 9:59 pmYes, because smelling like churro everywhere is way better.disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri Jun 18, 2021 7:00 pmKeep swinging for the fence bb.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Fri Jun 18, 2021 6:12 pm When thinking of moving to a new state, I know honeysuckles are a major draw.
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Damn that's one of the most perspective comments I've seen in awhile.FSchmertz wrote: ↑Fri Jun 18, 2021 11:46 pmRarely see it now, and never on what's left of network TV.Charliesheen wrote: ↑Fri Jun 18, 2021 11:41 pm Said like a true woke Hollywood elite. Nevertheless, that movie is 24k gold.
It will be criminal to own an unedited copy in a few years.
It's an example of how being overly sensitive can make you totally miss the point of a movie. The most anti-racist movie I can think of.
P.S. Mel always saw how making a mockery of something reprehensible was a great way of getting rid of it. See: The Producers (and "Springtime for Hitler.")
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necronomous wrote: ↑Sat Jun 19, 2021 12:09 amI, in no way, thought you would get it.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Fri Jun 18, 2021 10:14 pmReally. I live here and I didn't get it. I thought he was referring to all those food trailers found in NJ. You know, throw a cat and all that. Rounding up the local wildlife is actually a good idea. Profit and everything.disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri Jun 18, 2021 10:07 pmAt first I was like "WTF does this mean??" Then I was like "Oooh Texas."necronomous wrote: ↑Fri Jun 18, 2021 9:59 pmYes, because smelling like churro everywhere is way better.disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri Jun 18, 2021 7:00 pmKeep swinging for the fence bb.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Fri Jun 18, 2021 6:12 pm When thinking of moving to a new state, I know honeysuckles are a major draw.
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Haven't seen that movie in years. The Producer one.
Now I have to peruse my digital archive.
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You are reading too much into Mel’s intentions on making this movie.FSchmertz wrote: ↑Fri Jun 18, 2021 11:46 pmRarely see it now, and never on what's left of network TV.Charliesheen wrote: ↑Fri Jun 18, 2021 11:41 pm Said like a true woke Hollywood elite. Nevertheless, that movie is 24k gold.
It will be criminal to own an unedited copy in a few years.
It's an example of how being overly sensitive can make you totally miss the point of a movie. The most anti-racist movie I can think of.
P.S. Mel always saw how making a mockery of something reprehensible was a great way of getting rid of it. See: The Producers (and "Springtime for Hitler.")
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This ranking list has about as much credibility as Deathproofs band ranking thread.
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Re: 2021's Best States to Live in
Every time there is a thread about comparing states it follows the same template.
Any of the other 49 states... "state X is the greatest!" followed by "State X sucks" then followed by the first poster saying "well yeah state X kind of sucks but it has its nice parts"
Texas..."Texas is the greatest" followed by "Texas sucks" then followed by "I will hunt you down and kill you"
Any of the other 49 states... "state X is the greatest!" followed by "State X sucks" then followed by the first poster saying "well yeah state X kind of sucks but it has its nice parts"
Texas..."Texas is the greatest" followed by "Texas sucks" then followed by "I will hunt you down and kill you"
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Re: 2021's Best States to Live in
You shut your whore mouth before I come down there and beat you to death with your own arms.spudoc wrote: ↑Sat Jun 19, 2021 1:41 pm Every time there is a thread about comparing states it follows the same template.
Any of the other 49 states... "state X is the greatest!" followed by "State X sucks" then followed by the first poster saying "well yeah state X kind of sucks but it has its nice parts"
Texas..."Texas is the greatest" followed by "Texas sucks" then followed by "I will hunt you down and kill you"
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