You should have led with this. Much better... Lol
UJR Superlatives
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I blame the wild hogsStapes wrote: ↑Sat Oct 09, 2021 3:38 am
Exactly
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i'm a big fan of really lame humor. thanks.
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You should have hit it in high school.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sat Oct 09, 2021 5:27 pm Most Likely To Submit To My Considerable Charms: disco.moon
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True.....Whackov wrote: ↑Sat Oct 09, 2021 9:13 pmYou should have hit it in high school.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sat Oct 09, 2021 5:27 pm Most Likely To Submit To My Considerable Charms: disco.moon
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I bet you and the girls were amazing at 18 unless you were a late bloomer.
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Are there any pictures in the vault of your "entertainer" days? That could be stimulatingdisco.moon wrote: ↑Sat Oct 09, 2021 9:32 pmI got boobs at 12 lol. The girls don't look much different than when I was an entertainer.

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What's your point?disco.moon wrote: ↑Sat Oct 09, 2021 9:27 pmI would've been a child pervert.Whackov wrote: ↑Sat Oct 09, 2021 9:13 pmYou should have hit it in high school.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sat Oct 09, 2021 5:27 pm Most Likely To Submit To My Considerable Charms: disco.moon
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Dunno how it happened (I was wagging that day) but the next day I got told there was a 'career day' or some shit and that was evidently my careerdisco.moon wrote: ↑Sat Oct 09, 2021 10:25 pmLol at 15?! That's cool. I a boy named Jason and I were voted class favorites Freshman year.Cyberhonky wrote: ↑Sat Oct 09, 2021 10:08 pm Year 9 at school I got voted most likely to become a pimp![]()
Would've been some decent perks with that job
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disco.moon wrote: ↑Sun Oct 10, 2021 12:16 amI can only assume "wagging" has something to do with kangaroos because Australia.Cyberhonky wrote: ↑Sat Oct 09, 2021 10:34 pmDunno how it happened (I was wagging that day) but the next day I got told there was a 'career day' or some shit and that was evidently my careerdisco.moon wrote: ↑Sat Oct 09, 2021 10:25 pmLol at 15?! That's cool. I a boy named Jason and I were voted class favorites Freshman year.Cyberhonky wrote: ↑Sat Oct 09, 2021 10:08 pm Year 9 at school I got voted most likely to become a pimp![]()
Would've been some decent perks with that job![]()


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Back when Aussies still had their stones. Good days.Cyberhonky wrote: ↑Sat Oct 09, 2021 10:08 pm Year 9 at school I got voted most likely to become a pimp![]()
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Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk