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Burn1dwn wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 3:04 pmCould have been NC. I lived in OB/PL at the time and my neighbor was a big fan of drive ins. Went with her a few times.

That's pretty cool, Modine has always been one of my favorite actors.
did your neighbor put out at the drive-in? that's been my only experience at going to them.
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Animal wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 3:11 pm
Burn1dwn wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 3:04 pmCould have been NC. I lived in OB/PL at the time and my neighbor was a big fan of drive ins. Went with her a few times.

That's pretty cool, Modine has always been one of my favorite actors.
did your neighbor put out at the drive-in? that's been my only experience at going to them.
Not at the drive in but I'm sure it helped me seal the deal. She was the hot MILF on our street.
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Burn1dwn wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 3:40 pm
Animal wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 3:11 pm
Burn1dwn wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 3:04 pmCould have been NC. I lived in OB/PL at the time and my neighbor was a big fan of drive ins. Went with her a few times.

That's pretty cool, Modine has always been one of my favorite actors.
did your neighbor put out at the drive-in? that's been my only experience at going to them.
Not at the drive in but I'm sure it helped me seal the deal. She was the hot MILF on our street.
a hot milf that was a fan of drive ins. Damn, she sounds like a good friend to have.
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Aaaaaaaah milfs.

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Looks like The Shire. Cool pic.
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disco.moon wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 3:54 pm I can't remember if I shared this. Also at Woodlawn. I love these little crypts.

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I'm always amazed at how much money some people will spend just to bury someone.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 8:48 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 3:54 pm I can't remember if I shared this. Also at Woodlawn. I love these little crypts.

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I'm always amazed at how much money some people will spend just to bury someone.
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disco.moon wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 9:49 pm Great, another cemetery video :roll:

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Animal wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 8:54 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 8:48 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 3:54 pm I can't remember if I shared this. Also at Woodlawn. I love these little crypts.

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I'm always amazed at how much money some people will spend just to bury someone.
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Have you seen the Cemetery in Culican, Mexico? Lile most things, the cartel leaders go way overboard.
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Cemetaries are where old people go after Florida.
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Oct 13, 2021 2:37 am I took this yesterday in my hood.

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disco.moon wrote: Wed Oct 13, 2021 11:55 am
CaptQuint wrote: Wed Oct 13, 2021 11:01 am
disco.moon wrote: Wed Oct 13, 2021 2:37 am I took this yesterday in my hood.

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disco.moon wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 8:58 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 8:48 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 3:54 pm I can't remember if I shared this. Also at Woodlawn. I love these little crypts.

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I'm always amazed at how much money some people will spend just to bury someone.
Agreed. I'm all for cremation, but I'm intrigued by the burial process and how people hang on to sorrow. I should have gotten a pic of the huge mosoleum (?) There. It was like marble and had the family name on it. There had to be maybe six caskets in there. When you're in the cemetery you can tell the old school people who had the money in town. The obelisks from the Victorian era are my favorites.
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Oct 13, 2021 12:09 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Wed Oct 13, 2021 12:05 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed Oct 13, 2021 11:55 am
CaptQuint wrote: Wed Oct 13, 2021 11:01 am
disco.moon wrote: Wed Oct 13, 2021 2:37 am I took this yesterday in my hood.

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I know that place



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At first I was like, "when were you here in the winter?" And it dawned on me you had dated K. 🤪


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You'll never forget her huh? :lol:
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Oct 13, 2021 12:00 pm
Stapes wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 9:38 pm

Are there any pictures in the vault of your "entertainer" days?  That could be stimulating   :)


This was from those days. 1998 I was 20 here.  This is in a cemetery in Stillwater, Ok. Shirt from the boys section at Wal-Mart, cutoffs, Doc boots, and a pixie cut 🤣

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great picture. You and cemeteries have a long history. :)
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Oct 13, 2021 12:32 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 8:58 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 8:48 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 3:54 pm I can't remember if I shared this. Also at Woodlawn. I love these little crypts.

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I'm always amazed at how much money some people will spend just to bury someone.
Agreed. I'm all for cremation, but I'm intrigued by the burial process and how people hang on to sorrow. I should have gotten a pic of the huge mosoleum (?) There. It was like marble and had the family name on it. There had to be maybe six caskets in there. When you're in the cemetery you can tell the old school people who had the money in town. The obelisks from the Victorian era are my favorites.
Mrs. CHEEZY and I were talking about death and funerals, cremation etc one day and she basically shut me right up after I told her I didnt want a big funeral or burial or anything like that when I die. She looked me square in the eye and said "It's not about you at that point. It's about giving your family members an opportunity to properly grieve. They've already lost you don't take that away from them too."


A couple years ago my father died. His wife......who nobody liked for various reasons.........had him cremated. She didn't want his ashes so I said I would take them. Now mind you this woman married the guy just a couple years prior and was sole beneficiary of his money. He wasn't rich but she got a couple hundred thousand from him.
I get the ashes of my dead father in the mail........in a fucking cardboard box. She didn't even have the decency to put him in a nice urn or something.......just shipped him off like he was an Amazon delivery. It really fucked me up for a couple days.
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Stapes wrote: Wed Oct 13, 2021 2:11 pm
A couple years ago my father died. His wife......who nobody liked for various reasons.........had him cremated. She didn't want his ashes so I said I would take them. Now mind you this woman married the guy just a couple years prior and was sole beneficiary of his money. He wasn't rich but she got a couple hundred thousand from him.
I get the ashes of my dead father in the mail........in a fucking cardboard box. She didn't even have the decency to put him in a nice urn or something.......just shipped him off like he was an Amazon delivery. It really fucked me up for a couple days.
so now you want us to believe that is what fucked you up.
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Animal wrote: Wed Oct 13, 2021 2:41 pm
Stapes wrote: Wed Oct 13, 2021 2:11 pm
A couple years ago my father died. His wife......who nobody liked for various reasons.........had him cremated. She didn't want his ashes so I said I would take them. Now mind you this woman married the guy just a couple years prior and was sole beneficiary of his money. He wasn't rich but she got a couple hundred thousand from him.
I get the ashes of my dead father in the mail........in a fucking cardboard box. She didn't even have the decency to put him in a nice urn or something.......just shipped him off like he was an Amazon delivery. It really fucked me up for a couple days.
so now you want us to believe that is what fucked you up.

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Stapes wrote: Wed Oct 13, 2021 2:46 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Oct 13, 2021 2:41 pm
Stapes wrote: Wed Oct 13, 2021 2:11 pm
A couple years ago my father died. His wife......who nobody liked for various reasons.........had him cremated. She didn't want his ashes so I said I would take them. Now mind you this woman married the guy just a couple years prior and was sole beneficiary of his money. He wasn't rich but she got a couple hundred thousand from him.
I get the ashes of my dead father in the mail........in a fucking cardboard box. She didn't even have the decency to put him in a nice urn or something.......just shipped him off like he was an Amazon delivery. It really fucked me up for a couple days.
so now you want us to believe that is what fucked you up.

Dead parent jokes are always a favorite
i heard when you told your wife you wanted to be cremated, she made an appointment for Wednesday.
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Shipping cremains in a plastic bag in a cardboard box is totally normal.




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Animal wrote: Wed Oct 13, 2021 2:49 pm
Stapes wrote: Wed Oct 13, 2021 2:46 pm Dead parent jokes are always a favorite
i heard when you told your wife you wanted to be cremated, she made an appointment for Wednesday.
Now that's funny right there! :lol: Grim and macabre, but funny.
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Animal wrote: Wed Oct 13, 2021 2:49 pm
Stapes wrote: Wed Oct 13, 2021 2:46 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Oct 13, 2021 2:41 pm
Stapes wrote: Wed Oct 13, 2021 2:11 pm
A couple years ago my father died. His wife......who nobody liked for various reasons.........had him cremated. She didn't want his ashes so I said I would take them. Now mind you this woman married the guy just a couple years prior and was sole beneficiary of his money. He wasn't rich but she got a couple hundred thousand from him.
I get the ashes of my dead father in the mail........in a fucking cardboard box. She didn't even have the decency to put him in a nice urn or something.......just shipped him off like he was an Amazon delivery. It really fucked me up for a couple days.
so now you want us to believe that is what fucked you up.

Dead parent jokes are always a favorite
i heard when you told your wife you wanted to be cremated, she made an appointment for Wednesday.
Hahhhhh....lol
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Stapes wrote: Wed Oct 13, 2021 4:33 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Oct 13, 2021 2:49 pm i heard when you told your wife you wanted to be cremated, she made an appointment for Wednesday.
Hahhhhh....lol
The guy at the funeral home told WTC that he couldn't be cremated. They said they were afraid they might not be able to put the fire out.
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Animal wrote: Thu Oct 14, 2021 12:50 am
Stapes wrote: Wed Oct 13, 2021 4:33 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Oct 13, 2021 2:49 pm i heard when you told your wife you wanted to be cremated, she made an appointment for Wednesday.
Hahhhhh....lol
The guy at the funeral home told WTC that he couldn't be cremated. They said they were afraid they might not be able to put the fire out.
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