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See? Not funny, nor clever.
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Ive always thought that pencil drawings that looked like photos were pretty cool


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Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon Oct 25, 2021 1:12 amFor our 1st anniversary I commissioned a pencil drawing of my wife for her gift. It's excellent. It almost looks like a photograph.
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What blows me away is the realism of the painters during the Renaissance period. I mean, how is that possible? You can even see the textures of their skin.
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I believe that it's called... talent.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Oct 25, 2021 1:39 am What blows me away is the realism of the painters during the Renaissance period. I mean, how is that possible? You can even see the textures of their skin.

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Oops, forgot to dumb it down for Stapes. Wouldn't want him thinking I'm Googling. "Yo- bitches. What's with the bling on those old ass paintings. Vermer dude, some hoss named reindeer or something."
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tedious bore.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Oct 25, 2021 1:45 am Oops, forgot to dumb it down for Stapes. Wouldn't want him thinking I'm Googling. "Yo- bitches. What's with the bling on those old ass paintings. Vermer dude, some hoss named reindeer or something."
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I mean this blows away WTC as well. How does it work?


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Should I "Google" tedious to make sure I have the proper definition. Your call.Stapes wrote: ↑Mon Oct 25, 2021 1:49 amtedious bore.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Oct 25, 2021 1:45 am Oops, forgot to dumb it down for Stapes. Wouldn't want him thinking I'm Googling. "Yo- bitches. What's with the bling on those old ass paintings. Vermer dude, some hoss named reindeer or something."
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Well, thank God this is just an anonymous forum where everybody is trying to have fun. Nothing serious here.
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After a few gummies it all makes sense.disco.moon wrote: ↑Sat Oct 23, 2021 3:32 pmI can see why people don't like it or get it.Stapes wrote: ↑Sat Oct 23, 2021 3:29 pm
See.....I just don't get it.....lol
I look at it and see madness. Being overwhelmed. And his works are thick, heavy paint. He was a very troubled man too.

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I really like Caravaggio. Really interesting play between light and dark.
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I once heard someone pronounce her name as purse phone. 

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Don't think I haven't tried. It generally lasts a few comments and he lapses back to his "Ted Kaczynski in his cabin banging away on his keyboard" bullshit.disco.moon wrote: ↑Mon Oct 25, 2021 11:56 am And this is just a broad board statement - what if I told some of you that is possible to just not bitchily reply to CTC all the fucking time. Maybe it would even be cool if some of you developed an actual fucking personality rather than being "the dude that only burns CTC". He says something and the same bunch of you pile on, clinging to one fucking thing he said. Offering absolutely nothing to the board other than your fucking C- insults. Do better, because I've got buttons now and I've had my fucking fill of this meangirl bullshit.
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Obviously you since you made a broad public statement on the matterdisco.moon wrote: ↑Mon Oct 25, 2021 12:03 pmWho cares?CaptQuint wrote: ↑Mon Oct 25, 2021 11:59 amDon't think I haven't tried. It generally lasts a few comments and he lapses back to his "Ted Kaczynski in his cabin banging away on his keyboard" bullshit.disco.moon wrote: ↑Mon Oct 25, 2021 11:56 am And this is just a broad board statement - what if I told some of you that is possible to just not bitchily reply to CTC all the fucking time. Maybe it would even be cool if some of you developed an actual fucking personality rather than being "the dude that only burns CTC". He says something and the same bunch of you pile on, clinging to one fucking thing he said. Offering absolutely nothing to the board other than your fucking C- insults. Do better, because I've got buttons now and I've had my fucking fill of this meangirl bullshit.
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I think that we have all seen these kinds of paintings and I don't really get them either. If there is any merit to them at all, to me, it is the fact that they seem to uniformly spread the colors out so that there isn't one specific part that draws your attention. It doesn't look like there is too much red here or too little blue here, etc. Other than that, it seems to be people attempting to give meaning to a waste of time.Stapes wrote: ↑Sat Oct 23, 2021 3:29 pm
See.....I just don't get it.....lol
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Hear! Hear! I second the new mod with the wonderful ta-tas...disco.moon wrote: ↑Mon Oct 25, 2021 12:07 pmI care about you guys fucking shit up because you dislike him. I do care FFS. Ya know what keep doing what you're doing it works so well for everyone else. Stellar fucking posting.CaptQuint wrote: ↑Mon Oct 25, 2021 12:05 pmObviously you since you made a broad public statement on the matterdisco.moon wrote: ↑Mon Oct 25, 2021 12:03 pmWho cares?CaptQuint wrote: ↑Mon Oct 25, 2021 11:59 amDon't think I haven't tried. It generally lasts a few comments and he lapses back to his "Ted Kaczynski in his cabin banging away on his keyboard" bullshit.disco.moon wrote: ↑Mon Oct 25, 2021 11:56 am And this is just a broad board statement - what if I told some of you that is possible to just not bitchily reply to CTC all the fucking time. Maybe it would even be cool if some of you developed an actual fucking personality rather than being "the dude that only burns CTC". He says something and the same bunch of you pile on, clinging to one fucking thing he said. Offering absolutely nothing to the board other than your fucking C- insults. Do better, because I've got buttons now and I've had my fucking fill of this meangirl bullshit.
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Quite a while back a guy took a white car and put black pin striping on it. The pinstripes were 1/8 inch wide with no more than 1/32 inch space between them. He considered it art. The critique from other people was" he painted a white car black with a very small brush".
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Thisdisco.moon wrote: ↑Mon Oct 25, 2021 12:07 pmI care about you guys fucking shit up because you dislike him. I do care FFS. Ya know what keep doing what you're doing it works so well for everyone else. Stellar fucking posting.CaptQuint wrote: ↑Mon Oct 25, 2021 12:05 pmObviously you since you made a broad public statement on the matterdisco.moon wrote: ↑Mon Oct 25, 2021 12:03 pmWho cares?CaptQuint wrote: ↑Mon Oct 25, 2021 11:59 amDon't think I haven't tried. It generally lasts a few comments and he lapses back to his "Ted Kaczynski in his cabin banging away on his keyboard" bullshit.disco.moon wrote: ↑Mon Oct 25, 2021 11:56 am And this is just a broad board statement - what if I told some of you that is possible to just not bitchily reply to CTC all the fucking time. Maybe it would even be cool if some of you developed an actual fucking personality rather than being "the dude that only burns CTC". He says something and the same bunch of you pile on, clinging to one fucking thing he said. Offering absolutely nothing to the board other than your fucking C- insults. Do better, because I've got buttons now and I've had my fucking fill of this meangirl bullshit.
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Charliesheen wrote: ↑Mon Oct 25, 2021 4:20 pmThisdisco.moon wrote: ↑Mon Oct 25, 2021 12:07 pmI care about you guys fucking shit up because you dislike him. I do care FFS. Ya know what keep doing what you're doing it works so well for everyone else. Stellar fucking posting.CaptQuint wrote: ↑Mon Oct 25, 2021 12:05 pmObviously you since you made a broad public statement on the matterdisco.moon wrote: ↑Mon Oct 25, 2021 12:03 pmWho cares?CaptQuint wrote: ↑Mon Oct 25, 2021 11:59 amDon't think I haven't tried. It generally lasts a few comments and he lapses back to his "Ted Kaczynski in his cabin banging away on his keyboard" bullshit.disco.moon wrote: ↑Mon Oct 25, 2021 11:56 am And this is just a broad board statement - what if I told some of you that is possible to just not bitchily reply to CTC all the fucking time. Maybe it would even be cool if some of you developed an actual fucking personality rather than being "the dude that only burns CTC". He says something and the same bunch of you pile on, clinging to one fucking thing he said. Offering absolutely nothing to the board other than your fucking C- insults. Do better, because I've got buttons now and I've had my fucking fill of this meangirl bullshit.
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https://drawpaintacademy.com/chiaroscuro/nerd_alert wrote: ↑Mon Oct 25, 2021 4:01 amI really like Caravaggio. Really interesting play between light and dark.
You may want to make a note... 24 Nov 2021, PBS, Secrets of the Dead, "The Caravaggio Heist"
Agreed. One of my favorites