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disco.moon wrote: Thu Oct 28, 2021 4:55 am
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Caravagio
I really like Caravaggio. Really interesting play between light and dark.

You may want to make a note... 24 Nov 2021, PBS, Secrets of the Dead, "The Caravaggio Heist"
Speaking of Caravaggio....... HOLY CRAP! $547 million!

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The Farnese Atlas, from the 2nd century AD. Located in the National Archaeological Museum of Naples
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Looks kinda like super bencher.
du.du.du.dude looks like a lady
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rule34 wrote: Sat Oct 30, 2021 8:29 pm Looks kinda like super bencher.
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Trajan's Column in Rome. Erected in 100 AD. Has an interior circular staircase that reaches the observation platform at the top. Outside has a spiral bas relief depicting a Roman war Trajan led against somebody. Originally had a statue of Trajan on top that was lost in the middle ages. A pope installed a statue of St Paul (Peter?) back in the 1500's.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Oct 30, 2021 9:05 pm Trajan's Column in Rome. Erected in 100 AD. Has an interior circular staircase that reaches the observation platform at the top. Outside has a spiral bas relief depicting a Roman war Trajan led against somebody. Originally had a statue of Trajan on top that was lost in the middle ages. A pope installed a statue of St Paul (Peter?) back in the 1500's.
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If you go to the Museo della Civita in EUR (just south of Rome), they have an exhibit on this column. There are castings of the column reliefs and they are displayed along a hallway as if they had been unraveled off the column. Its pretty neat.
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nerd_alert wrote: Sat Oct 30, 2021 10:12 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Oct 30, 2021 9:05 pm Trajan's Column in Rome. Erected in 100 AD. Has an interior circular staircase that reaches the observation platform at the top. Outside has a spiral bas relief depicting a Roman war Trajan led against somebody. Originally had a statue of Trajan on top that was lost in the middle ages. A pope installed a statue of St Paul (Peter?) back in the 1500's.
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If you go to the Museo della Civita in EUR (just south of Rome), they have an exhibit on this column. There are castings of the column reliefs and they are displayed along a hallway as if they had been unraveled off the column. Its pretty neat.
Very cool, thanks. Things we see today still standing outdoors after 2-3 centuries are all weathered and worn down. You know they shone brilliantly originally.
[media]https://youtu.be/kS-BOVg0IYU?t=23[/media]
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Oct 30, 2021 11:42 pm
nerd_alert wrote: Sat Oct 30, 2021 10:12 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Oct 30, 2021 9:05 pm Trajan's Column in Rome. Erected in 100 AD. Has an interior circular staircase that reaches the observation platform at the top. Outside has a spiral bas relief depicting a Roman war Trajan led against somebody. Originally had a statue of Trajan on top that was lost in the middle ages. A pope installed a statue of St Paul (Peter?) back in the 1500's.
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If you go to the Museo della Civita in EUR (just south of Rome), they have an exhibit on this column. There are castings of the column reliefs and they are displayed along a hallway as if they had been unraveled off the column. Its pretty neat.
Very cool, thanks. Things we see today still standing outdoors after 2-3 centuries are all weathered and worn down. You know they shone brilliantly originally.
[media]https://youtu.be/kS-BOVg0IYU?t=23[/media]
Figured there would be a video of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVWl8wkZBoI
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nerd_alert wrote: Sat Oct 30, 2021 11:49 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Oct 30, 2021 11:42 pm
nerd_alert wrote: Sat Oct 30, 2021 10:12 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Oct 30, 2021 9:05 pm Trajan's Column in Rome. Erected in 100 AD. Has an interior circular staircase that reaches the observation platform at the top. Outside has a spiral bas relief depicting a Roman war Trajan led against somebody. Originally had a statue of Trajan on top that was lost in the middle ages. A pope installed a statue of St Paul (Peter?) back in the 1500's.
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If you go to the Museo della Civita in EUR (just south of Rome), they have an exhibit on this column. There are castings of the column reliefs and they are displayed along a hallway as if they had been unraveled off the column. Its pretty neat.
Very cool, thanks. Things we see today still standing outdoors after 2-3 centuries are all weathered and worn down. You know they shone brilliantly originally.
[media]https://youtu.be/kS-BOVg0IYU?t=23[/media]
Figured there would be a video of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVWl8wkZBoI
Very cool video. Thanks. Kept reading the column celebrated Trajan's war on the "Cicerians". Your video informed it was "Danes". Modern sense of course.
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disco.moon wrote: Sun Oct 31, 2021 1:58 am The Nightmare - 1781 John Henry Fuseli
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That's pretty awesome. Not just techniques but dreams imagined.
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disco.moon wrote: Sun Oct 31, 2021 2:13 am I have a thing for gloomy art lol.
I didn't notice lmao
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Hey Disco, saw this and thought about you.

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that statue almost looks more current.
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he's really really good. but he's no michaelangelo.
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disco.moon wrote: Fri Nov 05, 2021 12:48 pm Cloaked in the Beauty of Dancing Shadows and Dappled Light - Sarah Park 2021 oil on board OIL!


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disco.moon wrote: Fri Nov 05, 2021 3:06 pm I NEED SKIN BABY!
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disco.moon wrote: Fri Nov 05, 2021 11:39 am Isnt that the statue that people thought were too sexy, so they did another even sexier one?
That's the one
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