Re: UJ Photo Thread

All the news from the peanut gallery and where all the nasty trash talk fails miserably.
It can get NSFW-ish here: you have been warned!

Moderator: Animal

Post Reply
User avatar
CentralTexasCrude
Pumpkin Muppet
Posts: 8281
Joined: Sun Oct 04, 2020 11:07 pm
Location: In the middle of frickin everywhere's bad thoughts.

Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw

#576

Post by CentralTexasCrude »

CaptQuint wrote: Thu Nov 11, 2021 12:30 am Ever since they legalized pot...............
The electric fence in the foreground gave it away, right?
User avatar
stonedmegman
In Search of vitamin T
Posts: 3444
Joined: Sat Oct 02, 2021 11:41 pm
Location: Looking for Dave

Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw

#577

Post by stonedmegman »

disco.moon wrote: Sun Nov 14, 2021 2:12 am Image

I'm very refined.
Once upon a time, the English population was decimated by the plague. The King was so concerned about the shrinking number of his subjects that he ordered his people to reproduce. His proclamation, "Fornicate Under Command of the King"--"F.U.C.K" for short--was the source of our favorite swearword.
QANON IS JUST SCIENTOLOGY FOR HILLBILLIES
User avatar
peterosehaircut
No life apart from this stupid forum board
Posts: 1899
Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:30 pm

Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw

#578

Post by peterosehaircut »

Sunrise this morning, the camera doesn't do it justice.

Image
User avatar
necronomous
Official UJR Trolling Czar
Posts: 7939
Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:42 pm

Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw

#579

Post by necronomous »

disco.moon wrote: Sun Nov 14, 2021 2:22 am Well that's the coolest thing I've read all day.
Or, the people were becoming too randy it seems. Fornication was running rampant, and people like Martin Luther were trying to bring down the sinners. So they wrote the rules For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge in an attempt to temper people's loins. Or that's where the get F.U.C.K. Honestly, no one knows. But the stories are fun.
Last edited by necronomous on Sun Nov 14, 2021 3:02 pm, edited 1 time in total.
User avatar
CaptQuint
Biker's Biatch
Posts: 30361
Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:18 pm

Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw

#580

Post by CaptQuint »

Not my photo, but taken in PA


Image
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk
User avatar
CentralTexasCrude
Pumpkin Muppet
Posts: 8281
Joined: Sun Oct 04, 2020 11:07 pm
Location: In the middle of frickin everywhere's bad thoughts.

Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw

#581

Post by CentralTexasCrude »

Drawing- $2 at a garage sale
Top 2/3 image
Image
Bottom 1/3- upside down
And screw it. Igmur is the biggest pain in the ass. Not even worth messing with.
User avatar
Reservoir Dog
Ricky
Posts: 13704
Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:32 pm
Location: Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.

Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw

#582

Post by Reservoir Dog »

CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed Nov 17, 2021 11:18 pm Drawing- $2 at a garage sale
Top 2/3 image
Image
Bottom 1/3- upside down
And screw it. Igmur is the biggest pain in the ass. Not even worth messing with.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Mar 30, 2021 2:00 am You both fucked up. You trusted me.
User avatar
stonedmegman
In Search of vitamin T
Posts: 3444
Joined: Sat Oct 02, 2021 11:41 pm
Location: Looking for Dave

Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw

#583

Post by stonedmegman »

Image
QANON IS JUST SCIENTOLOGY FOR HILLBILLIES
User avatar
megman
Nanook of the North
Posts: 5702
Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:37 pm
Location: Halfway between the Equator and the North Pole

Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw

#584

Post by megman »

Dog whisperer :nx: 8-)
MY PEOPLE SKILLS ARE JUST FINE. IT"S MY TOLERANCE FOR IDIOTS THAT NEEDS WORK
User avatar
CentralTexasCrude
Pumpkin Muppet
Posts: 8281
Joined: Sun Oct 04, 2020 11:07 pm
Location: In the middle of frickin everywhere's bad thoughts.

Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw

#585

Post by CentralTexasCrude »

megman wrote: Mon Dec 13, 2021 5:54 pm Dog whisperer :nx: 8-)
Canadian livestock?
User avatar
stonedmegman
In Search of vitamin T
Posts: 3444
Joined: Sat Oct 02, 2021 11:41 pm
Location: Looking for Dave

Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw

#586

Post by stonedmegman »

CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon Dec 13, 2021 9:05 pm
megman wrote: Mon Dec 13, 2021 5:54 pm Dog whisperer :nx: 8-)
Canadian livestock?
I bet you were sitting there chuckling at how humorous you thought your post was....
QANON IS JUST SCIENTOLOGY FOR HILLBILLIES
User avatar
CentralTexasCrude
Pumpkin Muppet
Posts: 8281
Joined: Sun Oct 04, 2020 11:07 pm
Location: In the middle of frickin everywhere's bad thoughts.

Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw

#587

Post by CentralTexasCrude »

No, just chuckling how gullible you are.
User avatar
stonedmegman
In Search of vitamin T
Posts: 3444
Joined: Sat Oct 02, 2021 11:41 pm
Location: Looking for Dave

Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw

#588

Post by stonedmegman »

Endless Sunday eh?
QANON IS JUST SCIENTOLOGY FOR HILLBILLIES
User avatar
megman
Nanook of the North
Posts: 5702
Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:37 pm
Location: Halfway between the Equator and the North Pole

Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw

#589

Post by megman »

MY PEOPLE SKILLS ARE JUST FINE. IT"S MY TOLERANCE FOR IDIOTS THAT NEEDS WORK
User avatar
CentralTexasCrude
Pumpkin Muppet
Posts: 8281
Joined: Sun Oct 04, 2020 11:07 pm
Location: In the middle of frickin everywhere's bad thoughts.

Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw

#590

Post by CentralTexasCrude »

disco wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 8:43 pm That's so pretty! I've not had the desire to photograph anything as of late and I'm pretty certain one of my camera was stolen :( :(
Stolen?
User avatar
CentralTexasCrude
Pumpkin Muppet
Posts: 8281
Joined: Sun Oct 04, 2020 11:07 pm
Location: In the middle of frickin everywhere's bad thoughts.

Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw

#591

Post by CentralTexasCrude »

disco wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 8:49 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 8:45 pm
disco wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 8:43 pm That's so pretty! I've not had the desire to photograph anything as of late and I'm pretty certain one of my camera was stolen :( :(
Stolen?
Yeah....I went to a wedding on Halloween. I brought with me my small Cybershot Sony (small). I keep it with a small tripod in a small black case. Circumstances with a friend of a friend who moved shortly thereafter. I think she took my small camera. I don't just "lose" stuff like that.
Bummer. New meaning to Wedding Crashers.
User avatar
Animal
The Great Pretender
Posts: 28028
Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:18 pm

Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw

#592

Post by Animal »

New Hint: If you can't think of a comment that actually pertains to what you are talking about, then don't feel compelled to make one.
User avatar
stonedmegman
In Search of vitamin T
Posts: 3444
Joined: Sat Oct 02, 2021 11:41 pm
Location: Looking for Dave

Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw

#593

Post by stonedmegman »

disco wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 8:43 pm That's so pretty! I've not had the desire to photograph anything as of late and I'm pretty certain one of my camera was stolen :( :(
That river runs through town. Last Sunday it was frozen totally, when we hit -37C. First time I've seen that in 6 1/2 years. It's starting to warm a bit now so the ducks can use it again.

Sucks aboot the camera. I just recently got a cheap SLR I want to try out but it's been too cold and I don't want the LCD screen to freeze. Had that happen to an Olympia a few years back.
QANON IS JUST SCIENTOLOGY FOR HILLBILLIES
User avatar
CentralTexasCrude
Pumpkin Muppet
Posts: 8281
Joined: Sun Oct 04, 2020 11:07 pm
Location: In the middle of frickin everywhere's bad thoughts.

Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw

#594

Post by CentralTexasCrude »

disco wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 10:25 pm
Animal wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 9:30 pm New Hint: If you can't think of a comment that actually pertains to what you are talking about, then don't feel compelled to make one.
I'm bad at hints. Is this to me or CTC? Thanks.
Consider the source- it doesn't matter. So what made you suspect that one person stole your camera?
User avatar
Animal
The Great Pretender
Posts: 28028
Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:18 pm

Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw

#595

Post by Animal »

disco wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 10:25 pm
Animal wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 9:30 pm New Hint: If you can't think of a comment that actually pertains to what you are talking about, then don't feel compelled to make one.
I'm bad at hints. Is this to me or CTC? Thanks.
my point was that CTC's comment about "wedding crashers" made absolutely no sense.
User avatar
Biker
Official UJR Russian Asset
Posts: 13084
Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:22 pm

Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw

#596

Post by Biker »

megman wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 4:11 pm
We had a blizzard too in Dallas

Image
User avatar
CentralTexasCrude
Pumpkin Muppet
Posts: 8281
Joined: Sun Oct 04, 2020 11:07 pm
Location: In the middle of frickin everywhere's bad thoughts.

Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw

#597

Post by CentralTexasCrude »

disco wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 10:34 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 10:32 pm
disco wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 10:25 pm
Animal wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 9:30 pm New Hint: If you can't think of a comment that actually pertains to what you are talking about, then don't feel compelled to make one.
I'm bad at hints. Is this to me or CTC? Thanks.
Consider the source- it doesn't matter. So what made you suspect that one person stole your camera?
Are you trying to start drama with Animal?
Oh, hell yes. He's a post critic now.
User avatar
Biker
Official UJR Russian Asset
Posts: 13084
Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:22 pm

Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw

#598

Post by Biker »

disco wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 11:08 pm
Biker wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 10:42 pm
megman wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 4:11 pm
We had a blizzard too in Dallas

Image
DEAR GOD I HOPE YOU HAVE SNOW TIRES.
Got to activate the four wheel drive on my Jeep 😂
User avatar
Reservoir Dog
Ricky
Posts: 13704
Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:32 pm
Location: Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.

Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw

#599

Post by Reservoir Dog »

Biker wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 10:42 pm We had a blizzard too in Dallas

Image
OMG!!!
Did the power grid go down?
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Mar 30, 2021 2:00 am You both fucked up. You trusted me.
User avatar
stonedmegman
In Search of vitamin T
Posts: 3444
Joined: Sat Oct 02, 2021 11:41 pm
Location: Looking for Dave

Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw

#600

Post by stonedmegman »

disco wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 10:31 pm
stonedmegman wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 9:40 pm
disco wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 8:43 pm That's so pretty! I've not had the desire to photograph anything as of late and I'm pretty certain one of my camera was stolen :( :(
That river runs through town. Last Sunday it was frozen totally, when we hit -37C. First time I've seen that in 6 1/2 years. It's starting to warm a bit now so the ducks can use it again.

Sucks aboot the camera. I just recently got a cheap SLR I want to try out but it's been too cold and I don't want the LCD screen to freeze. Had that happen to an Olympia a few years back.
Good God all mighty I can't wrap my mind around cold like that lol. Good call about not bringing your camera out in it! Fuck that noise, I'm not trying to break my shit lol. Regarding my stolen camera, it's karma most likely. I'm still hoping I'm wrong and it turns up somewhere, idk :(
The other problem is telescopes. Best time for viewing is Winter. You have to acclimatize your telescope otherwise the lens fogs up and you've wasted your time.
QANON IS JUST SCIENTOLOGY FOR HILLBILLIES
Post Reply