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The Washington Commanders

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I don't hate it. But I don't like it either. It's mostly just... yawn.
It sounds like something you'd name a minor league hockey team.
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that may be the most woke name ever thought up. talk about an attempt to check every box of not offending anybody. maybe the culture can go after the fact that it insinuates that someone is in command of someone else.
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Animal wrote: Wed Feb 02, 2022 3:45 pm that may be the most woke name ever thought up. talk about an attempt to check every box of not offending anybody. maybe the culture can go after the fact that it insinuates that someone is in command of someone else.
Either that or it's the most right-wing name they could come up with short of naming the team The Washington Dictators. :lol:
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Feb 02, 2022 3:57 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Feb 02, 2022 3:45 pm that may be the most woke name ever thought up. talk about an attempt to check every box of not offending anybody. maybe the culture can go after the fact that it insinuates that someone is in command of someone else.
Either that or it's the most right-wing name they could come up with short of naming the team The Washington Dictators. :lol:
Well, there's already a couple of professional teams called "Kings." Maybe they should have picked Emperors?
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How about the Flaming Ports?
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I can hear it now. Announcer: The Commanders have taken.. a commanding lead!
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Antknot wrote: Wed Feb 02, 2022 5:21 pm I can hear it now. Announcer: The Commanders have taken.. a commanding lead!
Don't hold your breath! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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The Washington Insurrectionists
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Animal wrote: Wed Feb 02, 2022 5:41 pm The Washington Insurrectionists
So much winning.
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Animal wrote: Wed Feb 02, 2022 5:41 pm The Washington Insurrectionists
STORM THE STADIUM !!!
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Animal wrote: Wed Feb 02, 2022 5:41 pm The Washington Insurrectionists
If you went there, I'd prefer "The Washington Traitors."
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FSchmertz wrote: Wed Feb 02, 2022 6:31 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Feb 02, 2022 5:41 pm The Washington Insurrectionists
If you went there, I'd prefer "The Washington Traitors."
if i went where?
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saltydog wrote: Wed Feb 02, 2022 5:43 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Feb 02, 2022 5:41 pm The Washington Insurrectionists
So much winning.
So much treason

Oh wait, there wasnt any. Never mind
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Are we just going to pretend that "Commanders" isn't going to get shortened to "Commies"?
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Biker wrote: Wed Feb 02, 2022 8:05 pm
saltydog wrote: Wed Feb 02, 2022 5:43 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Feb 02, 2022 5:41 pm The Washington Insurrectionists
So much winning.
So much treason

Oh wait, there wasnt any. Never mind
What is it called when a mob attempts to overturn an election process?
The problem is not that there is evil in the world, the problem is that there is good. Because otherwise, who would care?
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saltydog wrote: Wed Feb 02, 2022 8:50 pm
Biker wrote: Wed Feb 02, 2022 8:05 pm
saltydog wrote: Wed Feb 02, 2022 5:43 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Feb 02, 2022 5:41 pm The Washington Insurrectionists
So much winning.
So much treason

Oh wait, there wasnt any. Never mind
What is it called when a mob attempts to overturn an election process?
A riot
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Biker wrote: Wed Feb 02, 2022 8:53 pm
saltydog wrote: Wed Feb 02, 2022 8:50 pm
Biker wrote: Wed Feb 02, 2022 8:05 pm
saltydog wrote: Wed Feb 02, 2022 5:43 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Feb 02, 2022 5:41 pm The Washington Insurrectionists
So much winning.
So much treason

Oh wait, there wasnt any. Never mind
What is it called when a mob attempts to overturn an election process?
A riot
Funny, I couldn't find "attempting to overthrow a constitutional government by force" as one of the definitions under the word "riot"

Did find find it under "insurrection," however
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FSchmertz wrote: Wed Feb 02, 2022 10:32 pm
Biker wrote: Wed Feb 02, 2022 8:53 pm
saltydog wrote: Wed Feb 02, 2022 8:50 pm
Biker wrote: Wed Feb 02, 2022 8:05 pm
saltydog wrote: Wed Feb 02, 2022 5:43 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Feb 02, 2022 5:41 pm The Washington Insurrectionists
So much winning.
So much treason

Oh wait, there wasnt any. Never mind
What is it called when a mob attempts to overturn an election process?
A riot
Funny, I couldn't find "attempting to overthrow a constitutional government by force" as one of the definitions under the word "riot"

Did find find it under "insurrection," however
Funny that none of these insurrectionists are actually charged with treason. Magine dat
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The Washington deficits would also have been acceptable.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Feb 02, 2022 3:57 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Feb 02, 2022 3:45 pm that may be the most woke name ever thought up. talk about an attempt to check every box of not offending anybody. maybe the culture can go after the fact that it insinuates that someone is in command of someone else.
Either that or it's the most right-wing name they could come up with short of naming the team The Washington Dictators. :lol:
That would be the democrat choice.
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Animal wrote: Wed Feb 02, 2022 5:41 pm The Washington Insurrectionists
Because a bunch of morons wandering around taking selfies in the capitol is a huge "threat to our democracy".
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Stick to music, dude. :lol:
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Yeah, dude. what the dude said.
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Fer sur, dude.
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